❤️🍰~I AM the Strawberry Shortcake~🍰❤️

Summer Stines 22 A very short-tempered smol 5'2 and currently can't handle it but yet still takes pride in it. Loved by many, made fun of by all taller than me. *IS NOT AN ARMREST* Plz do no hold things out of my reach and make me jump to get them. Other than that, enjoy my many reblogs because I am too lazy to post anything myself~

[petitcho]

[catchymemes]

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[whothebuckisfuckybruh-deactivat]

me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time:

[fuzipenguin]

I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can see why.

[cappucino-commie]

I forgot vets existed for a moment and that comment made me wonder what Cryptid had gotten a doctorate and was performing surgery.

[exhaustedcryptid]

this is called a ladder stitch for anyone whos wondering!

[justcatposts]

[mousenemy]

Can someone add yoshi sounds to this please

[veliona-xiv]

You’re watching,                         I feel it                                  I know I shouldn’t {s t a r e}   

[anautisticaquarius]

When stores bring out the Christmas stuff before Halloween is over

[worldfastcararchived]

anyway this is one of my favorite memes of all time

[princessesfanarts]

By FDASuarez

[memehumor]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, I make memes on company time.

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[laylainalaska]

While walking the dog yesterday, we found the tracks of a pack of wolves that had passed across the edge of our property. (I live out in the highway in Alaska.) I took a picture of my hand next to a wolf track for comparison. 

Now here’s a picture of my hand with one of our dog’s tracks:

And he’s not an especially small dog; he’s a 55-lb retriever mix.

And the dog’s tracks next to wolf tracks:

Wolves are huge.

[weaselle]

dude, i’m tellin you, for real Sometimes people ask if my klee kai is a wolf, like, seriously. And I’m always like oh no, ha ha he kind of looks like one, though, hunh? But inside I’m always like “uh, my dog weighs thirty pounds, wolves weigh more than me and my dog put together – if he was a wolf you wouldn’t be asking if he was a wolf, you’d be peeing your pants and demanding we leave”

like, a wolf is as tall when lying down as most dogs are standing. here, see for yourself. Labs are a very dog-sized dog, wouldn’t you say? Check this out

(this is a wolf in Alaska that found an unfenced dog park and slowly over the course of months learned how to hang out and have fun with the dogs)

[weaselle]

SO BIG THO - here, have some more examples

[luciferlaughs]

On April 18, 1943, four boys came across a large Wych elm in Hagley, Worcestershire, England. One of them began climbing the elm in search for some bird nests, and when he glanced down in the hallow trunk, he spotted a human skull with hair and teeth. The youngest of the boys reported his discovery and when police went to investigate, they found an almost complete skeleton hidden in the trunk of the tree, along with fragments of clothing, a shoe, and a gold wedding ring. They also exhumed a severed hand near the tree. The skeleton was medically examined and it was determined that it was a female who had been dead for at least 18 months. Taffeta had been found in her mouth, an indicator she had died from suffocation. The woman was never identified, since the murder had occurred in the midst of WWII. In 1944, a mysterious graffito message was sprayed onto an obelisk, reading ‘’Who put Bella in the witch elm?’’

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[uguuuchan]

gimme sammich

[princesstigerbelle]

gib bagul

[mapledre-deactivated20191006]

Can I get a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on? Can I also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position. Also, can i get just a normal pic of your pussy from the front and one where it's spread a bit open. Can i get a picture of you fingering yourself? Can i

[sonypraystation]

[sexwitsockson]

[foxyfantasygirl]

by  Zumi Draws

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