A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes
A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps managing to get kidnapped by the same dragon, over and over.
so does the dragon shapeshift or are 100,000+ people really okay with a dragon a human doing the do
People want to fuck dragons this isn’t a new phenomenon
#if a donkey can fuck a dragon then why can’t i
The first time Argentum kidnaps a prince, his father takes him aside and drags over his latest captured princess. Argen has to sit through a really embarrassing discussion where his father uses the poor girl and the boy Argen had brought in to illustrate the differences between Princes and Princesses, and why Princes were no good.
“Princesses,” Father says, “are weak. They require saving. Which brings in knights. And knights, as you know, are quite delicious.” Argen knows, though not in the way his father imagines. The princess turns red and kicks at Father’s foot.
“I’m not weak!” she says, and to prove it, she steals the sword from Argen’s prince and sticks it straight through Father’s foot. As Father roars in pain, the girl grabs the hand of the prince and drags them out of the cave.
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