i f#cking hate summer

when I say I'm hot, I'm talkin' about the weather

[faerill-deactivated20161105]

A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes

[rosengeist]

A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps managing to get kidnapped by the same dragon, over and over.

[yugiohbam]

[torn-by-dreams]

so does the dragon shapeshift or are 100,000+ people really okay with a dragon a human doing the do

[faerill-deactivated20161105]

People want to fuck dragons this isn’t a new phenomenon

[mvtk42]

#if a donkey can fuck a dragon then why can’t i

[wanderingsofal]

The first time Argentum kidnaps a prince, his father takes him aside and drags over his latest captured princess. Argen has to sit through a really embarrassing discussion where his father uses the poor girl and the boy Argen had brought in to illustrate the differences between Princes and Princesses, and why Princes were no good.

“Princesses,” Father says, “are weak. They require saving. Which brings in knights. And knights, as you know, are quite delicious.” Argen knows, though not in the way his father imagines. The princess turns red and kicks at Father’s foot.

“I’m not weak!” she says, and to prove it, she steals the sword from Argen’s prince and sticks it straight through Father’s foot. As Father roars in pain, the girl grabs the hand of the prince and drags them out of the cave.

Seguir leyendo

[howlingguardian]

Nah, nah, nah, Humans might turn out to be the Deathworlders or the Pack-Bond-To-Everything species, but I’ve got an idea what we’d be.

The thing I’ve heard most about Breath Of The Wild is that everyone wants to bang the shark guy.

The thing I’ve heard most about Mass Effect is that you can seduce all the aliens. (And that the ending for the third game was bad, I don’t know, I never played it.)

You see a picture of an alien,(or an elf or an orc or whatever) and there will be a comment somewhere of what said alien would be like in bed.

That’s our role in the universe- that no matter how strange the species, there is a human somewhere who will try to seduce them.

[epersonae]

For everything that exists, there is:

A human who will try to bang it

A human who will try to pet it

A human who will try to hunt it (or possibly cook it)

[anonymousalchemist]

the three human instincts: FIGHT, FRIEND, FUCK 

[summer-thots]

Update

Winters ending. I hated it. Summer is coming. I will hate it.

[randomweas]

[uomodelgiappone-deactivated2017]

reblog per il sociale

[rhube]

OH MY GOD. ACTUALLY USEFUL LIFEHACKS. I HAVE MISSED YOU.

[summer-thots]

Angsty shit 3/?

“Know that we all die alone. That doesn’t mean we have to live alone.”

[lovelystony]

“They fall in love right?” 

“Yes, they did.”

[summer-thots]

Angsty shit 2/?

[summer-thots]

Angsty shit 1/?

“Blue and red makes fire. But why do you feel so cold?”

[summer-thots]

adults: record numbers of teens are depressed, we must find out why

teens: school is more stressful than ever, our parents screwed over the economy, the earth is on a path to total environmental destruction, and now we have to deal with actual fuckin nazis

adults: it's the iphones isn't it

[liberatemebook]

http://www.troubador.co.uk/book_info.asp?bookid=4845

[summer-thots]

Dear Summer

I still fucking hate you.

Sincerely,

A blogger who has nothing better to do

[summer-thots]

How am I supposed to get into a college that I want when I spend 9 hours online? and procrastinate a lot?? and depressed af??? and stupid???? and annoying????? and don’t have any goals??????

[summer-thots]

I think I’m funny on tumblr but on rl I’m STILL FUCKING FANTASTIC! You thought hater!!!!!

[summer-thots]

Why is my profile pic a potato? Because you gotta learn to love yourself and accept your true form

[summer-thots]

Hope that no one finds this blog ever, I only made this to make future me laugh

[summer-thots]

Winter is coming and I can already tell that I’m gonna have a blast...on my bed. Yay!

[summer-thots]

Haven’t posted in a while, oh well I have no followers anyway, so.... I HATE KATHLEEN SHE IS THE WORST EVER DO NOT TRUST HER

[stephenhawqueen]

a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay

[malfoycat-blog]

neville: *messes up his potion*

gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices of bread* what are you

neville: an idiot sandwich

[iamthepureblindraven-blog]

no no no!

Imagine that this is Gordon Ramsay a la Masterchef Junior

Neville: *messes up the potion, realizes it, starts crying quietly*

GR: What’s going on?

Neville: *explains how he messed up*

GR: Oh gosh okay…we can fix this, don’t cry, see, it’s fine now? Just be more careful when you’re adding the Newt’s eyes, all right? Drop them in gently. There we go. No more tears.

Neville: *giggles wetly, wiping eyes*

[mirab3lle]

Yes, he only screams when he’s dealing with people that claim to know what they’re doing and clearly dont, when he’s teaching he’s very kind and patient because they’re still learning.

[wickedbitchofthewestcoast]

He’d probably do the bread thing to Malfoy.

[therewerenorelevanturlsavailable]

nononononono. I get that Malfoy is a bit of a twat, but he’s still a kid. It’d be the teachers fucking up that he’d have trouble with.

Ramsay: All you had to do was treat it with a fucking Beozar! 

Slughorn: It was a stressfu-

Ramsay: How long have you been teaching potions?!

or

Ramsay: So you’re going to raise this boy SPECIFICALLY so he can die as part of your twisted little scheme? 

Dumbledore: It’s for the greater good, professor. 

Ramsay: The greater fucking good?! *holds two slices of bread either side of dumbledoor’s face* What are you? 

Dumbledore: Am I, per chance, an idiot sandwich? 

Ramsay: Yes, you fucking are. 

[marauders4evr]

Okay, now I can reblog it!

[theiguanaamarillaart]

@marauders4evr

[marauders4evr]

Fantastic!

[thebookishgurl]

@alrightanakin

[marisatomay]

I’m in love

[bellesbloggg-blog]

I MUST HAVE REBLOGGED A THOUSAND TIMESSSS

[cameoamalthea]

My favorite Gordon Ramsey moment is from the latest season of Master Chef Jr.

Gordon had run in to help a group of struggling kids with a team challenge and one of the older kids, a 12 year old boy, wasn’t passing attention while taking a pan out of the oven and not only spilled all the food but scalded Gordon.

It’s clear Gordon’s leg is in pain. He’s been badly burned without warning. But he doesn’t scream. He doesn’t yell, not even in pain, and he doesn’t go off on the child who is now frozen in fear. He calmly tells the child to set the pan down and to close the oven, safety first. Then tells him to go restart the food he was making, calm instructions.

My husband and I grew up in abusive homes where any mistake meant parents getting angry (my husband is terrified of spills or broken glasses because that meant beatings growing up, for me, anything going wrong, that could upset my mother, even if it wasn’t my fault meant screaming and emotional abuse).

I didn’t know someone could be so calm. That someone could not get angry, and put aside what they’re feeling (in this case a lot of physical pain) and not take it out on those around them, even when someone around them had messed up, because that person is a child.

Gordon Ramsey is a survivor of child abuse himself and as an adult, the most non-abusive person ever when it comes to kids.

[owleensnest-deactivated20220718]

im going to cry can gordon ramsey be my parent this sound so beautiful

[ohmytheon]

Please take a moment to picture Gordon Ramsay taking over Potions when Snape becomes the DADA professor (instead of Slughorn) and not only being horrified when he realizes how terrified the students are that he’ll verbally abuse them when they mess up in Potions class but when he overhears how Snape treats students. Like can you IMAGINE the level of RAGE and CONTEMPT that Ramsay would harbor towards Snape? The asshat wouldn’t have made it to the end of HBP. Ramsay would’ve hexed his ass to kingdom come.

[berkcastteam]

Rebloging ALL of this because Chef Ramsay is THE MAN!

-HC

[xtaticpearl-deactivated20180118]

Chef Ramsay would have become the kids’ favourite teacher and you can’t take that away from me.