aita for trying to summon a god to resurrect my wife?
i (142m) recently lost my wife (139f) to terminal illness. we were married for nearly 127 years, and were survivors of a disaster that destroyed our home city and killed nearly everyone in it. she was my best friend, the love of my life, and the light of my world. iāve spent months trying to move on, but the pain of losing her has only grown stronger since her death, with my grief eventually leading me to quit my job and travel in the hopes of finding something else to live for. i will be upfront in admitting that, in the process of quitting, i blew up the school i worked at (no one was hurt), almost killed my assistant (heās fine), and released a bunch of monsters from the abandoned gated community i had contained them in a few decades prior (long story).
anyway, during my travels i came across a relic that contained immense necromantic power, but i quickly realized that i would be unable to utilize it for my purposes on my own, as my wife had been dead for several months by that time and was well past the point of resurrection by conventional means. long story short, i decided to harness the power of the same god that caused the disaster that destroyed my and my wifeās former home.
as it turns out, my former boss (????m) picked up a kid (13x) off the street around the same time this was happening, and tasked my brother (also 142m, weāre twins) with teaching them magic. i wonāt bore you with the details, but this thirteen year old now keeps following me around and fucking up my plans to reunite with my true love, which iām frankly tired of.
(side note: this kid also won a fighting competition that hasnāt been won by someone from our school since i attended. i need to remind you, they are thirteen. iām not certain theyād ever used magic before my boss picked them up, so i have no idea how this possibly could have happened, or when they had the time to even attend the fights since theyāve seemingly dedicated the majority of their time to fucking me over for no good reason.)
my ex-boss seems to think that summoning this being is a ābad ideaā and could ādestroy the world,ā but 1. iām doing it in my already ruined hometown and 2. i think that the world is a small price to pay to have my wife back. itās not like itās worth much without her in it, anyway.
edit: shut up about the fucking giant tree itās an unrelated current event. you canāt prove that i actually did anything to him, and itās rude to accuse people baselessly
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