my little blog 🧜🏻‍♂️🫃🏻🧖🏻

hey! i like anime, video games, any animal and other shit. ask me whatever! i’m coming back to tumblr after YEARS of being gone 👁️👃🏻👁️ 🫦 22 yo milk drinker (i drink a gallon a week <3)

[sistertaxon]

“you’re an old soul” is just old people speak for “i notice youve been depressed since you were 9″

[nitw]

i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine

[pangur-and-grim]

a slice of gluten-free cheesecake! yum yum

[pangur-and-grim]

that's a slice of gluten-free cheesecake

[ryebreadgf]

so it’s a wednesday night in july and you’re at home and you’ve showered and you’ve masturbated and you’ve gnawed at the inside of your mouth and you’ve eaten and washed the dishes and fixed a corner of the fitted sheet on your bed and texted your grandmother and thought positive thoughts and still the feeling comes. what then

[curioscurio]

[cheeto-flavoured-pasta]

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

[greelin]

having OC’s is crazy for real because no one else gives a fuck meanwhile you’ll be at the function thinking about them (guys who are not real) like

[b0nkcreat]

a choir of adoring angels has surrounded my blog. and they come bearing a request i simply cannot refuse

[foone]

The problem with my polycule is that I've got a wolfgirl GF and a goatboy BF and I'm carrying this cabbage so it's basically impossible to cross rivers

[scumbagsblog]

where's that masterpost of quotes that have no right going as hard as they do. I'd like to submit "Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane"

[teaboot]

BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

[strangeasexuallegume-deactivate]

GOT DAMN HOW DIDNT YOU NOTICE

[teaboot]

LIKE THIS

[teaboot]

[teaboot]

WHO BROUGHT THIgS BACK

[dsmsix]

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

my biggest red flag is that im a lesbian who likes boobs and whenever im watching a show with obvious fanservice and all the girls have their massive tits hanging out of their bras being held together by string, my first reaction isnt to go "god im so tired of all this oversexualization of women". i go WOOOOO BOOBIES !!!!!!!!!

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

^ me whenever i go crazy about a female character with massive tits

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

[pantwardowskimoved]

isnt it cool how the brain is like a wet computer

[pantwardowskimoved]

my creepy monstrous henchmen agreeing with me

[tomorrows-mayday]

[curioscurio]

heh. *wipes blood off mouth* your panic attacks are strong. *gets back on feet* but are they strong enough to survive.... THIS?! *directs your attention to five things you can see* FIVE SENSES GROUNDING TECHNIQUE

[sandersstudies]

Stuff my camp kids did during snack free time today from most to least expected.

1. Eat their snack (the primary thing they are expected to do)

2. Ships and sailors (normal camp game)

3. Big kids sang the National anthem in four part harmony while the little kids buried a tenth grader in leaves and grass. (I put these together because these events clearly were connected but I’m not sure how)

4. Held a “funeral” where the girl was resurrected by everyone singing “Love Story” over her dead body.

5. Turned on “fire ambiance eight hours” on somebody’s phone, buried the phone completely in sticks in the shape of a campfire, and roleplayed as monkeys/cavemen discovering fire for the first time.

[omniferian]

geto when he has to make a public appearance

[omniferian]

i’m so upset this only got one note come on guys where is my jjk fandom on tumblr

[deep-state-partisan]