Get Fucked Young Wizard

Fallon Dawnweaver / Legendary sorcerer / That Bitch.

[dyvimkisser]

This is the worst combination of words I could ever possibly imagine

[amuseablesun]

[targetedknowledge]

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:

Top Surgery

Bottom Surgery

Witch Encounters (one per century)

Killed By Greg

Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)

[random-meme-bot]

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Oh for Gandalf's Big Naturals- Fine! 😡

Dental (✨ New! ✨) (first 1,000 teeth ONLY)

[fallenangelvictorious]

Obsessed with these tags, you are so right bestie

[wizardpostsdotorg]

do not try contacting me i have blocked you on my crystal ball

[potionmotion]

I think Fallon is so funny compared to other ppls wizards like, yeah she’s experiencing the horrors yes she’s walking out of the narrative haunted and covered in blood but she’s like a golden retriever jock so it’s kinda just water off a ducks back for her

[narklos]

Despite everything, it's still you

[boneskullravenriver]

I'm going to be honest, i don't like some of the wiz city newbie quest changes. It's been a while since I played the OG quests, and tbh, I mainly remember triton ave because that was the one that was free (lol). But I swear it felt longer?? All these quests, they were longer. Whenever you had to collect something from a monster you fought, there was also the possibility that a text would pop up saying you failed to get that item or am I misremembering that?

It feels like they dumbed it down, which is a shame. I know it's a kids game, but come on.

[potionmotion]

Thought about my ocs too hard and hurt my own damn feelings again

[potionmotion]

Wyd if ur out setting sail on the skyways of the spiral have a sexy pirate summer for all of your early 20s when you get a wedding invitation and find out the other two thirds of the love triangle kinda toxic situationship you had in magic high school are getting married be honest do you crash out yes or no

[starfaring-samurai]

[crownlesswizard]

🚨🏳️‍⚧️ALERT ALERT🏳️‍🌈🚨 PRIDE101 TIME

hey divas it's my annual pride101 giveaway!!!!!! if YOU'D like the opportunity to have YOUR young wizard or private drawn with pride flag(s) of your choice, read on!

a winner will receive one (1) drawing of their wizard or pirate from the hit mmos wizard101 and pirate101 with your pride

rules:

REBLOG this post (likes do not count)

you do not have to be following me, but i appreciate it ;)

i will be selecting a winner once a week at the beginning of the week (sundays) using a random number generator, which means there will be a total of four winners

the winner will be messaged privately, so make sure your dms are open! if not and/or i get no reply after 24 hours, then ill select a new winner

if you've been selected but you've decided you no longer want the prize, please lmk so i can select a different winner

when i dm you, ill ask for a reference photo of your character and which pride flags you'd like featured. when sending pride flags, PLEASE send an actual image of the flag, as flags change over time with different meanings or if it's a more niche identity that i might have trouble identifying the correct one you want. there's no limit to how many flags you can have

all identities are welcome except those who inherently are harmful to others and/or nonconsensual (exa. MAPs). if you ask for that not only will you lose your prize but i will fucking block you!!!!!

remember to check out the previous years masterposts! and this years pride101 post of my characters :)

[trailblazey]

[enderscribbles]

based on:

maybe the spiral doesnt have the concept of pride month and you had to explain to the most homosexual lesbian wizard about being queer

[that-wizard-oki]

fuck mr. beast let my autistic ass behind the wizard101 wheel i know what the gays want

[moosedog420]

Thinking abt my life wizard, elie butterfly, selling weed out of his dorm and his timberland yeti, doctor sammy, helping him budtend. He makes shitty hand drawn stickers to put on each baggy and when students come to buy they ask for "a prescription from the doctor".

When the RA comes to check his dorm he says it's just regular stinkweed that he needs for his studies. The RA doesn't believe him and ends up becoming a customer

[ghostcond]

get out. and take your sad weird necromancer with you

[cursed-commons-chats]