Stay Positive.

[diireniyorum]

[neef-k]

[babyanimalgifs]

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[currently-searching]

[thenameisdog]

[nycxi]

[nehaaya-deactivated20160311]

*eats you out as a friend*

[amerikkkanpie-deactivated201903]

Blows your back out as your homie

[thepoetspace-deactivated2014090]

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

[revitiligo-deactivated20150118]

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

[iknownothingisalliknow]

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

[chiefsimba-deactivated20140812]

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

[mrcheyl]

Let’s you sit on my face cause I wanna be supportive.

[mrcheyl]

Makes you squirt cause I wanna bring out the best in you.

[bob-belcher]

Best thing I’ve heard all day

[dramaticbackstory]

“Like 2003 Evanescence?” She knew EXACTLY what to do.

[burn-your-masks]

[jennamourey]

A Full Face of Rhinestones

[lovepsychothefirst]

#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles#I’ve never subscribed to hr channel#but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just … does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies

[michaun]

[sprf23]

I love her so much

[eeaagle]

[localstarboy]

Saudi Arabia gave women permission to drive and this is the first thing they do 😭

[snellyboi]

This shit’s harder than ANY post malone track

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

Somebody on twitter called her SaudiB

[vanitysgrace-deactivated2018100]

This track is hard

[wallofdis]

I saw that someone who speaks Arabic took a stab at translating it and it turns out she’s basically doing a PSA about safe driving rules and I fell in love

[feministories]

Translation by TrueGamerX14 on Youtube:

Yo, you seem to be forgetting that today is the 10th That means no need for taxis The steering wheel in my hands I smash the pedal under my foot I won’t need anyone to drive me I’ll help myself by myself I’ve got the drivers license ready with me So put the seat belt on the abaya (the outfit she’s wearing) And keep an eye on the sidewalks and the other on the mirror R is for going back, D is for going seeda (straight) Watch out for every car If it was a Ford or Cressida, your life won’t be great Come! Pick me up! Take me there! Bring me back! That’ll ruin the plan If you want me to come pick you up, you gotta pay up Gas money! Don’t underestimate it! Debt! If you pay or don’t that’s still debt “Careful, don’t slam the door hard” that was before Now if you slam it hard, I’ll tie you with the seat belt

[allleyezzonme]

You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.

[liveonloud12-deactivated2020071]

yes.

[trxsh----boat-deactivated202003]

me everyday: I should get a tattoo.

[spacedmar]

A concept: eating fresh fruit on a balcony in Greece during the golden hour with little or no clothing on, hair tied in a bun, wine in my glass, the beach close by

[bhodacious-deactivated20220401]

if they wanted to, they would’ve.