Sheboygan Summer Sausage Woman

F. 26. Seattle fat lady who's obsessed with comedy, cartoons, movies, music, and random art.

[daydreams-at-midnight]

turn on sound

[chiptunecreature]

This has a better three-act structure than some movies I’ve seen lately.

[deusex]

Check out this robotic hand which can touch and feel, improving perception and reflexes for its user. [ Δ ]

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

This Robot Hand Will Allow You To Bother An Entire Duck

[slavery]

I’m ant man and this post took me two days to type

[brainstatic]

I don’t care what the Founding Fathers would have wanted, I don’t care if Jesus was a hippie or not, I don’t care what Marx prescribed. I can’t take living in a world where we’re all servants of long-dead men. You know what happens if you make a law the Founding Fathers wouldn’t like? Nothing, they’re dead and they’re never coming back. I’m genuinely envious of countries that can just make whatever laws they want without worrying about how 18th century agrarian noblemen would have seen it. Stop arguing that Jesus loved the poor too, what he loved or didn’t love is irrelevant, he doesn’t get a say in any of this. We could have a country that isn’t shackled to these ghosts if we collectively wanted to.

[deerhoofandrabbitsfoot-deactiva]

This is gorgeous.

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

PLEASE watch this

[readableporn]

oh my lord

[letmebegaytodd]

ummm country roads?? take me home????

[mostlysignssomeportents]

What happens when you let computers optimize foorplans (I love this SO MUCH)

I eagerly await our new AI masters’ world of ultraoptimized, uncannily organic, evolving foorplans. Joel Simon:

Evolving Floor Plans is an experimental research project exploring speculative, optimized floor plan layouts. The rooms and expected flow of people are given to a genetic algorithm which attempts to optimize the layout to minimize walking time, the use of hallways, etc. The creative goal is to approach floor plan design solely from the perspective of optimization and without regard for convention, constructability, etc. The research goal is to see how a combination of explicit, implicit and emergent methods allow floor plans of high complexity to evolve. The floorplan is ‘grown’ from its genetic encoding using indirect methods such as graph contraction and emergent ones such as growing hallways using an ant-colony inspired algorithm.

Adds Simon: “I have very mixed feelings about this project.”

https://boingboing.net/2018/07/30/what-happens-when-you-let-comp.html

[kant-deactivated20190908]

why the fuck is this man so angry

[brucebocchi]

when u geeked off them binaural beats and encounter the demon king

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

it’s him. it’s Minecraft

[porterr-robinson]

[fodsley]

there’s only ten pixels in this video but they’re all put to extremely good use.

[sprmint-bkgsoda]

[cittaly-deactivated20211001]

Now this is going to be good.

[divineluhbaby-deactivated202010]

[sherman-klump]

👀👀

[marqweabyss]

I got goosebumps watching the trailer. MUST SEEEE!!!!

[taint3edcakes]

MY EYES WAS SO WIDE I AM READY

[xmuvatokyo]

I have fucking chills. YESSSS.

[naamahdarling]

YEAH.

[circecircecirce]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[biyaself]

Do you have my back like the gmail security team has my back tho?

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]

[porterr-robinson]

[vladthelordofdoomandpancakes]

Translation: “I am fucking tired of the soviet car industry” *the standard effect of touching a soviet car* *laughs in russian*

[sirlorence-deactivated20251220]

I find these eight seconds to be some of the funniest in existence. 

[welcometoheck]

[rapeculturerealities]

What If Roe Fell?

Donald Trump wants Roe v Wade overturned. What would happen in your state?

Roe v. Wade — the landmark Supreme Court case establishing access to abortion as a constitutional right — has been settled law for over 40 years, yet remains under constant attack. With President Donald Trump in office, we face potentially the greatest threat to reproductive rights in more than a generation. The Center for Reproductive Rights updated our 2007 report, What If Roe Fell?, in order to answer the question on everyone’s mind on the 45th anniversary of Roe: what will happen if Roe were toppled in your state, the day after?

click to see how your state rates

[sauvamente]

Honestly read this especially if you in the South

[sauvamente]

Since y’all don’t click links you see all that red, no protection without Roe v Wade NONE

[akiyty]

Popping this short story into here because reasons

[drst]

I’ve been thinking about that story since yesterday.

[psychodollyuniverse]

The Great Miriam Shor the woman who created Yitzhak in Hedwig and The Angry Inch. What a great performance!

[poehlaris]

MIND BLOWN

[slowspinningredemption]

the most telling thing about the political climate this year is that usually my dash is filled with 4th of July posts by now but there’s been absolutely nothing… like nobody can even find the strength to post ironic eagle memes are you guys alright over there

[steadfast-deactivated20191017]

How America’s feel about the 4th of July now: