leviathan on the rocks

[awwsamxxii]

When you read multiple fanfics of the same couple. It feels like they’re soulmates who find each other in every universe, no matter the circumstances.

[charismat1c-megafauna]

I watched Conclave (2024)

[enselius]

Tents, timeturners and broken hearts 💔

[outlanderalien]

Ah! Your eminences!

[mizldrizl]

Aww ☺️

[enselius]

A tiny library loop-ish mood thing 📚

[ispyspookymansion]

“weird and unhealthy relationship that cant be categorized neatly as sexual or romantic or platonic but has a defining air of devotion and obsession to it” wins sound of the summer for the 13th year in a row

[onepoorsonnet]

i am starting to get into mythic quest poppyian.

[jobeeart]

this is a gift, it comes with a price

[dailyflicks]

MYTHIC QUEST (2020 - ) I 4.04

[casualfruit]

Cardinal Lawrence is the funniest man ever. He keeps sending his pet Monsignor to go snooping around for him, and when he comes back with intel half the time Lawrence says “no, don’t tell me… I mustn’t be influenced…” and then his Monsignor says “but your Eminence the tea is exceptionally hot today” and Larry pulls out his gay little cup and drinks that shit like a starving man at a feast who’s trying to pretend he’s only a little peckish

[roguekaiju]

Thomas Lawrence: i want to (remembers suicide goes against catholicism) be the pope?

God: hits the loudest incorrect buzzer of all time

[pinimi]

i need to know who those two cardinals were who voted for Benitez on day one like this bitch literally just walked in no one knows who he is or if he’s even a fraud yet so someone just saw those big beautiful brown eyes and said that’s my pope 🥰

[valeroyeaux]

ralph fiennes in every other scene of conclave: i want to quit my job so bad. will you please let me quit my job

everyone else: you want to be pope so bad it makes you look stupid

[roguekaiju]

[vhsviolence]

conclave is so funny bellini is like I do Not want to be pope. and lawrence is like okay you don't want to be pope. then bellini is like of COURSE i want to be pope you stupid idiot dipshit who wouldn't want to be the fucking pope. moron

[therealslimshady]

conclave dares to ask the question "what if you didn't want to be pope but eveyone and everything was conspiring for you to be pope and the moment you decide that maybe you should be pope god immediately and dramatically explodes a wall to tell you to stop being stupid"

[goldcrescent]

kind of crazy that Cardinal Lawrence started the movie having a crisis of faith and depressed about not feeling God’s presence but the moment he decided to try to get over it and try to be Pope anyway God showed up and blasted the roof off the place directly over his head specifically to tell him to sit back down. Dad who hasn’t been home in months and then shows up at your little league game to boo

[walkthebass]

The absolute power move of sitting through three days of your colleagues' dirtiest laundry getting aired and then going "Oh, what do I want to be called? Innocent."