[funnytwittertweets]

[veryfunnymemes]

[anexperimentallife]

[screamingcrawfish]

shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”

[deadbeatmaker]

two things: I hate change and having my routines interrupted. I hate things being the same it’s boring

[telnaga]

if you want something done weird you gotta do it yourself

[hawkeyefrommash]

i'm my mothers' daughter and my fathers' son what's not clicking.

[erene-e]

[pdlcomics]

plan

[shogunpenny]

[macleod]

Been absolutely mesmerized by it all day.

[gayteensupreme]

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

[everythingfox]

Catching some rays

(via)

[calellon]

Temple of Garni, Garni, Armenia

[unclefather]

[toastbutteregg]

[subcas]

[defilerwyrm]

that’s it that’s the show

[roundo]

Girl brush the crumbs off your tits and keep going <3