sumthing.wiafu.ist

[sumthing-wiafu-ist]

hello! im sumthing! if you dident end up here randonly and you probaly know me from @sumthinganarchy my main posting blog, or @sumthing69 my main (i only reblog there).

this blog is an addon to my site: sumthingisrongwithme.neocities.org

this blog is for live/ life blogging and talking about my wiafus

20 year old NEET ficto waifuism

ill add more if i want later

-waifus below-

wind archer cookie

fire spirit cookie

fredbear

builderman

Barny calhound

(ill add pictures later)

[sumthinganarchy]

He’s here!!

[loveforcharacters]

Would you guys join if I made a Discord server for Selfshippers, Yumeshippers, and Waifuists?

I'm working on one but I'm unsure if anyone would join. My brother @sumthinganarchy is helping me moderate it, which is cool, but we sorta need to have more people help us moderate if I'm going to make this happen. DM me if you'd like to help!!! very much appreciated ^_^

oh yeah speaking of my brother, @sumthing-wiafu-ist (thats his selfship reblog acc methinks...) go check him out, he's cool as FREAK. he's the one who helped me throughout the hard times :-) very cool dude. yey

[vurrkit]

omg I forgot I had a strawpage AHAHA sorry guys woopsies!! Thank you all for being so patient here's this little batch of request!!

[dbloodmarch]

Forgot to post here agdjsgjshs but I very much enjoyed my first day in Sydney! Looking forward to exploring more today ( ˃̶͈◡ ˂̶͈ )

[saddest-seraphim]

why are so many country songs borderline objectum

"she thinks my tractor's sexy"

fantastic why are you talking about your farmers tan go back to describing the tractor please.

[sumthing-wiafu-ist]

Oh i KNOW I’m parasocial, cus every once in awhile I’ll think about me and my moots all living in a house together being friends and all the things we’d do together like cartoon characters

[sumthing-wiafu-ist]

Roose and nep would prob like talking about 1x1 with each other

We’d also need ramps for roose

[sumthing-wiafu-ist]

Oh i KNOW I’m parasocial, cus every once in awhile I’ll think about me and my moots all living in a house together being friends and all the things we’d do together like cartoon characters

[getinthebox]

never kill yourself! custom dakimakura of The Siren, art done by @greatmothsukk, and now this is just in my home and on my bed :)

[lilsproutbudd]

if u think about it this is just like holding hands

[jhomop]

Not my usual content.. coughs..

[i-dunno-what-2put]

[i-dunno-what-2put]

so

i made this somewhere back in february and i forgot to post it sooo yeah i wanna give ya’ll this

AND I GAVE UP ON 007N7 !!!!IM SORRY !!!!!! IM LAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!,,, i’m gonna hibernate now. this is my last post for roblox 💯

[countieparty]

“Realization„

[mellowoafrascalmuffin]

Self-aware! Corporate Greed! Builderman who’s a delusional old man that confuses the needs and wants of his community with his company. Gaining selective hearing to anything that could increase profit in a short-term period without so-called ””risks””. Anything else seems to fizz out.

Self-aware! Corporate Greed! Builderman who lives in the past, seeing the world around him in a false lens. Everyone looks up to him; they love him! All his admins are hard at work. Players admire him for bringing them new experiences, more immersion, and new policies to keep them safe. Being almost completely oblivious that everyone hates what’s happening to the site.

Self-aware! Corporate Greed! Builderman who doesn’t realize that most of his decisions nowadays are based on how lucrative it could be in the future. Not just with his platform, but with everyone surrounding him. Be it his friends, coworkers, and even you. Due to this, he tends to have a lot of falling outs with those in his life. Not that he notices anyway.

Self-aware! Corporate Greed! Builderman who pays you to keep your head down. He’s the big G after all; he can pay for whatever you want. Be it stupidly expensive gamepasses, marketplace wear, or just giving you loads of robux in general. Did you know you can also trade robux for irl money? He can be your sugar daddy and get you whatever you want outside of the platform, in exchange for your silence.

Self-aware! Corporate Greed! Builderman who is quick to exploit you for gains if you show any sort of skills in the fields of development. Coder? Can’t have enough of those. Artist? Gotta sell new marketplace clothing this season. Composer? Maybe it can be used in the next upcoming event. Modeler? We need to pump out more of those rthro avatars, so you’re hired! Basically, if you have any creativity talents, you get to party at the headquarters.

Self-aware! Corporate Greed! Builderman who would be ecstatic to discover if you were a one-hit-wonder; able to make some of the best games possible for the platform. Using your skills to the fullest of their potential! Popular developers are rare to come by now, and even rarer to find their games. Not that he’s at fault, of course. He’ll make sure that your game(s) are on the front page and is safe from any outside sources meddling with it (*cough cough* exploiters! *cough cough*). Your game brings in lots of players and money, no?

Hey! This is my first contribution to the self-aware Roblox au tag/fandom. It's more of a headcanon than a drabble, so it's pretty mid, lol. Maybe in the future, I'll get better at writing and make more stuff.

I'm already getting writers block because I have no creativity, so please ask what you might like to see me write next time. Okay, bye!!!

[liminace-wings]

▌ Simple stamp template i made

TYPE? : Stamp template

F2U? : credit not needed but appreciated.

ANYTHING ELSE? ↓ 150 x 72 144 x 57 69 x 15

[mellowoafrascalmuffin]

Your friend [Builderman✔] has joined the experience.

[Builderman✔]: Hello friend! How are you? Need any help with anything?

[𝒫𝓁𝒶𝓎𝑒𝓇]: Oh- hi Builderman! Nah. This is a hangout game, so there's nothing I need help with.

[Builderman✔]: Nice. Hm… (Builderman looks around) Lot of interesting players around here. Why aren't you talking with them?

[𝒫𝓁𝒶𝓎𝑒𝓇]: ....Uh…. ((Oh man, how am I going to tell him that the new chat update made it, so I rarely get to talk with people. I rely on him and the other avatars to play games that require chatting. Should I lie?)) I- guess I'm just not cool enough to make new friends. I don't know what other people like.

[Builderman✔]: Well, you can't please them all. Hahaha! But I'll let you in on a little bit of Robloxia culture. (Builderman winks.) We robloxians have a bias toward how rich someone is.

[𝒫𝓁𝒶𝓎𝑒𝓇]: Wait, for real!?

[Builderman✔]: Hahaha, yes! Since we robloxians can change our bodies and skin color anytime, we don't really have racism here, yet we still find ways to separate others. I guess that's just nature for any sentient life, hahaha!

[𝒫𝓁𝒶𝓎𝑒𝓇]: ....

[Builderman✔]: Haaaa~ Anyway, we go by a more class or monetary prejudice. The more money you have, the better you are treated. And to show others that you have money, you get expensive clothing and gamepasses. Like that player over there. (He points to the one that's dressed as a knight and surrounded by other players.) Check their avatar.

[𝒫𝓁𝒶𝓎𝑒𝓇]: (You do just as he says. Scrolling through what they're wearing, you find the sword on their back cost 150,000 robux.) WHOA!!!

[Builderman✔]: Yep, hahaha! Of course, most people wouldn't realize that until they checked them out. So making an attention grabbing outfit is key. Would you like a sword just like that, [Player]?

[𝒫𝓁𝒶𝓎𝑒𝓇]: What?! Like, right now???

[Builderman✔]: Sure. I can get you the same one as that or a different one, if you'd like? All I ask is for you to continue supporting my future endeavors.

[𝒫𝓁𝒶𝓎𝑒𝓇]: ...Eh- it's not really my style, honestly.

[Builderman✔]: Then how about I give you a stipend of robux for this week? Let's say… 10k as of now? Should be enough for you to try out different aesthetics and see what you like. I'm sure you still have roblox plus to get discounts, yeah?

[𝒫𝓁𝒶𝓎𝑒𝓇]: Yes… *sigh* Fine. I'll take the money and go to the marketplace sometime soon.

[Builderman✔]: Good! I will have Roblox to transfer the money to you shortly. (He nods) Well, I should be going now. But before I do, do you want me to get you some gampasses for this experience?

[𝒫𝓁𝒶𝓎𝑒𝓇]: ...Yeah.

[Builderman✔]: Good [Player].

More Corporate Greed! Builderman coming your way! This is also a bit of a headcanon of mine if a human ever dropped in Robloxia. I don't know what I was doing making this. Just trying something new. Fic is coming along nicely. Might post it tonight.