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Proud Lemon Tree Owners: Libra, Pisces, Virgo, Saggitarius, Leo, Aquarius, Taurus, Gemini

Lemon Stealing Whores: Aries, Cancer, Scorpio, Capricorn

smhc

why do white republicans always name their children after things that they dont give?

Faith, Hope, Joy, Grace, Harmony, Charity

I mean the list goes on and on

#my roommates parents are conservative and he has a sister named grace #his parents are not graceful and are terrifying

srsfunny

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“We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it.”

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nah I think we should really stop glorifying cigarettes

dirty-sparkletini-no-olive

you sound boring.

psiioniic-miracles

You sound like you’ve never had the scent of cigarette smoke ingrained in your clothes to the point where people in middle school thought you smoked at eleven because your parents couldn’t be bothered to go outside. You sound like you’ve never had your mother flick cigarette ashes out of the car window and have them fly into your face. You sound like you’ve never been kept up at night by the sound of your dad hacking up a lung because he has to get up for his midnight smoke. You sound like you’ve never had to run into a convenience store to get your mother cigarettes as soon as you turned eighteen and cringed at touching the box because you know they’re not only killers but government sanctioned killers because they can not only tax the shit out of them but ensure people buy more at the cost of young lungs and a once beautiful home now plagued with the smell of smoke and ash. You sound like you’ve never had a great grandmother who stopped smoking 30 years before her death who still got lung cancer and subsequently died. You sound like a Fucking ignoramus. Smoking isn’t Fucking cool, it isn’t fun to glorify, it’s disgusting and makes not only you but your children smell bad. Makes not only you but your children cough, get cancer, get sick.

You sound like a Fucking moron. Smoking isn’t cool. Grow the Fuck up.

sandandglass

President Obama with his anger translator at the 2015 White House Correspondents’ Dinner

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Things associated with the Signs

Aries - Healing scabs. Dirty nails from gardening. Sunlight through stained glass. Sunflower gardens. Cheap tobacco. Unfinished house plans for someday.

Taurus - Sour candy. Horror movie marathons. Sand leftover from the beach. Frilled dresses. Forgotten iced coffee. Well kept secrets.

Gemini - Checker patterns. Banana milkshakes. The anticipation before a storm. Tapping fingers. Partial songs stuck in your head for weeks.

Cancer - Broken china. Neatly folded dish towels. The scent of bleach. Unused stationary. The calm after a panic attack.

Leo - The strain of muscle. Loud bass you can feel in your chest. Wet salt air. The warmth of a creeping blush. Feeling lonely in a room full of friends. Chai tea.

Virgo - The smell of home cooking. Liquid concealer to hide the dark circles under your eyes. Knowing smiles. Black coffee. Late night breakdowns.

Libra - Craft beer. Sunburnt skin. When you know you’re winning an argument. Strong cologne. Impulse vacations.

Scorpio - Once soft skin roughened by time. Jazz music. Camera shyness. Skeptical looks. Car rides to nowhere at 100mph

Sagittarius - That’s what she said jokes. Car grease. The hollow feeling you allow when you think no one is paying attention. Skull splitting hangovers.

Capricorn - The dreamy state of a misremembered past. Breakfast for dinner. Paint in your hair. Watching the rain fall. Old brick buildings.

Aquarius - Mismatched socks. Nails bitten to nothing. Wanderlust. Boiling hot baths to forget. Watching people to guess their life stories.

Pisces - Too many rescued animals. Dream journals. Excessive drinking. Purple eyeshadow. The new flower buds in Spring.

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Mexico

We know you think you know our culture. But you don’t know the half of it.

Jalisco, Mexico

Oaxaca, Mexico

Chiapas, Mexico

Yucatan, Mexico

Guerrero, Mexico

Veracruz, Mexico

And that’s still not even the half of it.

jenniferrpovey

Look at those colors! I’ve been to Mexico, but I only went to the touristy part of the Yucatan where I stayed at an all inclusive where I could get any kind of food but Mexican.

Needless to say, I’d like to go back some day…

dreamadove

A MEXICO POST????

ON TUMBLR??

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

sharkflan

you are the dancing queen young and sweet, only seventeen

lightspeedsound

my favorite part of this video is the fact that the person making it clearly really cares deeply about that stuffed shark thing so like they don’t actually mess it up with makeup lmao

nice-wig-janis

omfg

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BDSM couples be like

lexiesdarkthoughts

Okay… that’s kinda funny.

gintamaddiction

Imemedone it was awful

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hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.

hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing

oldcicadahymns-archived

#hades probably double knots his laces

zenosanalytic

In myth, Hades’ most remarked upon traits are 1) how responsible/reliable he is, 2) how sober-minded he is, 3) how dedicated, implacable, and long-remembering he is, and 4) how boring and grim most of the other Olympians think he is to be around. Oh and notably, that if you play him a song he likes, he’ll basically give you anything you ask for (though not without conditions.)

Hades is, canonically, a gigantic nerd. If they’d had train sets, he’d have been the Olympian who collected train sets, meticulously corrected with exacto knife and hobby-paints the errors toy-makers introduced to those train sets, and then endlessly talked about those train sets to anyone sat next to him at thanksgiving dinner (when he wasn’t trying to rope them into an interminable discussion about gardening or divine law, that is.)

He’s the sort of god who frequently handed out punishment like giving someone a million-piece puzzle where every piece is shaped the same, that resets itself at the start of every day if you don’t complete it, and then he keeps the last piece on his person at all times as a secret private joke for eternity because he finds you personally distasteful (not even because he’s mad at you or hates you particularly; he just doesn’t like you as a person)

He is. A. Gigantic. Nerd.

ronandhermy

He’s also like one of the only gods who is faithful to his wife. And he listens to her like when she asks for a soul to be released and he’s like “But honey, the rules.” And she just gives him that look and he goes “Yes dear,” and lets the soul go with the easiest freaking instructions ever in a myth. And the human still fucks it up. Not his fault Persephone, not Hades’ fault this time.

Essentially, Hades is sorta like the accountant suburban dad who collects really specific figurines and gets really grumpy when people mess up his lawn. Do you know how hard his wife worked on those roses? He is calling his attorney. Oh wait, he is also an attorney.

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when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon