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wyly | they/he | 30

[kamenrider]

i hate doing this so much but it's a very stressful time right now. i have been unemployed for a while despite my best efforts and my ui payments have run out so i have no income. i need to replace the fans on my laptop and also pay bills like my credit card and student loans (all overdue). altogether that's about $500 usd. i really appreciate anything, thank you

ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/pelagiidae

cashapp: $sweetbriarrose

[kamenrider]

i am feeling discouraged about trying to push this post more but synchrony bank called me yesterday about my outstanding balances as well as my upcoming payments so i would really like some help lol

[cherrypikkins]

Time to clean the blorbo! Pick an action

gently run a lintroller over them

steam clean

handwash only

machine wash hot, longest cycle

use a power washer

sandblast them

let them stay filthy

other

Voting ended onJun 3

plz reblog for sampo size

[funzos]

💜

[beachcoma]

being into some bullshit that nobody cares about and also is stupid really changes you

[cerastes]

Fuuuck I just loss 20000 dollars in adverisement revenue and potential sales when that guy over there didn’t look at my flyer because he was talking to the girl he was walking with. The sensible option here is to ban talking while walking since it’s literally theft.

[asthedeathoflight]

My favorite quirk of American English is that since we're constantly exaggerating, sometimes it's more intense to say something slightly less intense. Because like, it means you actually thought about it.

"you look great!" - normal. Anyone could say this. Could be true or could just be lying to be nice. Very normal expected thing to say to someone

"you look good." - gay as hell thing to say to someone.

[butch-tradwife]

For everyone who ‘used to love reading’ but now hasn’t finished a book in years, you CAN get it back. Genuinely start bringing a book (preferably short and either fiction or a non fiction topic you already really enjoy) everywhere you go and when you have 5-20 mins waiting for the bus or at the doctors office or mechanic or whatever, get out your book and read it! You don’t have to finish it quickly or even read it often but it is so good for your brain and fun to get into the habit of reading more (and replacing being on your phone for those moments). Source: I read 0 books in 2023 and I’ve read 12 in the first 4 months of 2026

[kunosoura]

me and the single person seeding the torrent I’m downloading

[wulfhalls]

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

[cumaeansibyl]

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

[aromanticduck]

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[txttletale]

it's easy to make fun of marxists for being like "we have a special way of understanding society called Thinking About Things That Are Real" but to be fair if you ask the average person what their ideas about society are based on they will start listing some of the Least Real things to ever not exist

[kamenrider]

i hate doing this so much but it's a very stressful time right now. i have been unemployed for a while despite my best efforts and my ui payments have run out so i have no income. i need to replace the fans on my laptop and also pay bills like my credit card and student loans (all overdue). altogether that's about $500 usd. i really appreciate anything, thank you

ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/pelagiidae

cashapp: $sweetbriarrose

[pissvortex]

[rottingfacade]

[tpwrtrmnky]

Please read up on what terfs actually believe so you're not going around seeing actual terf rhetoric spread around like "wow, what an interesting new take on trans politics!" and then see a trans woman say "we live in a patriarchal society" and go "oh shit, trans woman terfs? 🤯🤯🤯🤯"

[tpwrtrmnky]

"oh but the amab socialisation and the oppression of afab bodies are some interesting new ideas that—" they have been saying this shit since before you were even born and it's not made progressive by saying it with a tumblr accent

[bnq]

perfect boy .

[skweebs]

[thewrithingsouth]

i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl

[thewrithingsouth]

iu'm doing this shit when i run into my cat in the hallway

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

[airoehead]

that’s really great man