kill one million radioactive shrimps

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[succumbing-song]

[ozempicofficial]

[boredreuploadshitposts]

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[keibay]

Dungeon Master Marcille... [ref]

[commissions]

[mai-col]

So, I started rewatching Cowboy Bebop from the start for the third(?) time (I love it but I keep giving up halfway through, somehow...) and I might have a heavy case of the brainworms.

[xargon]

me: see look this bit turns and pulls the cable up, and that makes it move

the knight that lives in my building and refuses to use the lift because he thinks it's a room cursed by a wizard, lifting his visor and narrowing his eyes: Verily, though how'st doth the pulley turne of it's owne accord? P'raps this be where the witchcraft lies, winding itself 'pon the spindle akin to a serpent coiling 'pon itself!

me: it's electric, it's an electric motor

the knight that lives in my building and refuses to use the lift because he thinks it's a room cursed by a wizard, his hand flying to his sword handle: Zounds! Lightning yoked to the will of man, 'tis witchcraft if I ever saw't!

me: you ask to use my microwave every day man

the knight that lives in my building and refuses to use the lift because he thinks it's a room cursed by a wizard, slamming his visor down: 'tis different.

[ceruleanheaven]

why does everybody hate me [remembers my behaviour and personality] why dont they hate me more

[shithowdy]

from a certain standpoint birdwatching is a sort of gacha

[markovchaingang]

guy who's convinced that ever enjoying something made by a right-winger is a mortal sin: why are conservatives incapable of making good art?

guy who uses the term "woke" as a synonym for bad: why are leftists incapable of making good art?

conclusion: only centrists can make true art

[sunandstone]

Centrists can't make good art because good art requires you to believe in something.

That only leaves people who claim to be apolitical but they can't also make good art because I killed them all.

We can't have good art I guess...

[natalieironside]

Hey. Hey, kid, c'mere. Yeah, you. C'mere, kid. You wanna make ten dollas? Alright, I need you to run ovah a couple blocks to the deli down there and tell Tony Lazzano behind the countah that the ancient sigil has been breached and the forces of darkness walk the land once more and that the promised champions have forsaken us. Yeah, ten dollas. Look, kid, you gotta hurry the fuck up, the cops is gonna be here any second

[dickstolebyanalien]

Walk Like No One Is Driving

[killerqueenmp3]

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

HORMONE WIZARD: WOE, CORTISOL BE UPON YE

[huariqueje]

Traffic at Night - Mark Lague

Canadian , b. 1964 -

Oil , 24 x 24 in.

[virtualmosshroom]

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?