I am the sexy single in your area.

Name's Sunny, like the weather. Nonbinary. Sapphic. Not allo. South Asian. Disabled. I don't know what I think about a lot of things. if i reblog a thing that claims facts i probably don't actually believe the claims, i just think it's funny/cute/big if true. I like learning. Until late 2021 I was Sunmuffin42; I've divided by two and used a different nickname that rhymes! Catch me at prototumblinguist for linguistics content (which mostly these days is just shitposting)

[oneterabyteofkilobyteage]

original url http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Stage/5584/

archived on 2009-04-27 09:22:12

[sheepshot]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[emcapi]

made me think of this. (original post)

[weirdness-is-good]

[megparsec]

Baa baa backstreets, have you any boys

[aistobascistod]

Pride month : Make yourself proud today :: Spite month : Make yourself spout today

[yorg-thereal-human-deactivated2]

:: Sprite month : Make yourself sprout today

[aistobascistod]

:: Fire month : Make yourself four today

[unagi-eel]

:: Trite month : Make yourself trout today

[aistobascistod]

:: Nine month : Make yourself noun today

[dumnslut]

[probablybadrpgideas]

Cleric fucking a warforged, call that Deus Sex Machina

[sasukechannel]

where's that native meme that's like "lol you worship the sun lmao" and they respond "ok. the sun is real"

[karafina]

hello i have this

[dogpuppy]

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

Secondary poll based on the comments so far:

You two should reconsider your relationship if you're not able to compromise

You're perfect for each other, never involve anyone else in this situation

Voting ended onJun 23, 2023

Original post

[the-tzimisce]

propose to him with the worst fucking ring you can possibly get your hands on. like not a half-assed, "oh you won't like anything I get anyway," passive-aggression ring, that is not the play, you need to do your research and take some interest in the things that matter to your enemy future husband and really learn about like, the gemstone cuts or whatever, and then you need to get him the most eye-catching ring you can find that would also be completely offensive to his overdeveloped sensibilities. He's putting in all this effort to bribe the cat to bite you, it's the least you could do to step it up in response.

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

So that anon came back with an adorable proposal story, but I fucking love this idea and need it to make it into someone's fanfic or something

[bobacupcake]

its a mystery

[fladurblegon]

“What if poor people abuse the system?”

The system intrinsically abuses poor people.

Hope this helps.

[breninarthur]

"What if poor people abuse the system?"

Rich people abuse the system far more and out of pure greed, not necessity or desperation so idrc about that

[crazy-pages]

If a system needs to be abused for poor people to get the help they need, I don't think poor people are the problem.

[nolaplantdaddy]

I love when people ask "how did you learn this skill?" I just started, there's no secret. that's it. a vast majority of the time the only thing holding you back is your trepidation to start.

[noegrets]

[yourreddancer]

The European Union already forced Apple to abandon its proprietary charging port and adopt USB-C across its entire iPhone lineup. It just did something bigger. A new EU mandate requires every smartphone sold in Europe including Apple devices to feature a battery that can be replaced by the user without specialist tools, without voiding a warranty, and without sending the device to a manufacturer approved service center. Batteries must maintain a minimum capacity threshold after a set number of charge cycles and replacement parts must remain available for up to ten years after a model goes on sale.

The consumer electronics industry built its current business model around batteries that degrade, cannot be replaced at home, and create a natural upgrade cycle every two to three years. The EU just legislated that model out of existence in the world's largest regulatory market.

Apple, Samsung, and every other manufacturer now faces a choice between redesigning their devices for the European market or accepting that their current hardware architecture is no longer legally sellable there.

Given that no company walks away from European consumers voluntarily the phones are going to change and once they change for Europe the rest of the world will ask why theirs still do not.

[sunbun21]

Yes but :0

[donnamissal]

[parasect]

Thanks, tumblr mobile, for unintentionally making this even funnier

[po-acus]

Just as I said, “is this ever going to load?” One gif loaded and honestly it answered my question perfectly.

[sternenhimmel-mond]

Together they create the full set.

[bartziefluff]

saw this again on my dash after reblog and…

[tuntematonkorppi]

tumblr black out poetry

[namethatghostling]

women have no idea how hard it is being a man. for example, [describes an experience that is not at all exclusive to being a man]

[namethatghostling]

and the sequel [describes an experience that is more common or worse for women but isnt taken as seriously]