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[ispyspookymansion]

everyone on this site is wrong except for me and my mutuals and when i find someone else who is not wrong i follow them and am so niceys until we are mutuals too and then the first statement is true again repeat forever

[super-powerful-queen-slayyna]

The Addams family would worship Barbie like she is a demigod no I will not explain

[teathattast]

[legend-tripper]

[funnytwittertweets]

[tearlessrain]

you have to pretend to be a wizard sometimes, for your health. the obvious method is d&d, but you can also open the dishwasher on cold mornings and raise your arms dramatically as you're enveloped in the steam, or you can find a really good stick to walk around in the woods with, or you can run a bizarrely dedicated rp blog on tumblr. but it's an important component of human well being to occasionally pretend to be a wizard.

[sneefsnorf]

im gods weakest faggot

[crabussy]

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

[byjove]

I see a lot of ‘cis’ women say they wish they were androgynous in the way men were or they wish they were pretty in the way men were. This is your sign to go try to do that. You may find you enjoy being an androgynous woman. You may find you no longer identify as a woman. You may find you don’t like androgyny. You will not know until you try. Cut your hair if you’ve always wanted to but have been afraid to. Shop in the men’s section if you’ve been too nervous to. Wear clothing with an androgynous  silhouette. Experiment with binding, take baby steps with compression bras if you want. Wear unisex scents. Live life. Try things you want to try. A lot of cis women do not understand the joys of mens pants and mens deodorant. I think everyone should try both of those things.

[pringlesaremydivision]

(via @monimolimnion)

[jiubilant]

coolest fact i've ever learned bar none

[jiubilant]

they are grabbing dinner together

[unsubconscious]

Crystal Schenk “Have and Have Not”, 2006

[effemimaniac]

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

[hardoncaulfield]

Everyone should be able to express their small and mean opinions to someone who won't clutch their pearls about it. Being a bitch is a human right

[jame7t]

Thousands, if not hundreds of bugs exist

[lakemojave]

Prove it

[jame7t]

No

[cryptotheism]

Moral: Jame7t was bugs the whole tome

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

its so much and its dishonest work

[illumineeti]

employment

[frankiecorleone]

[supermariomamafucker]

Whenever I have something copied to my clipboard I can feel it. I feel the weight of it on my mouse

[tearlessrain]

the fact that we all spent our childhoods inundated by ads for milk -- not even a particular brand of milk or anything, literally just the concept of Milk -- feels like the premise of a night vale gag but it's just a thing that happened.