Buttered Toast

Hullo. I'm Rachel and this is my personal blog. There's some pretty weird shit here, not gonna lie. Have fun!

[iconicallymediocre]

[ruinedchildhood]

[moonemojii]

*studies for 2 minutes*

[ordinarycollegegirl]

[toxictower]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

welp

[gonegetouttahere]

[stickymangoes-deactivated201606]

LMFAO

[totalariana]

I honestly can’t deal with second hand embarrassment in tv shows and movies very well I’ll literally pause it, internally scream, and come back in ten years

[gnarly]

its gotten to the point where i even procrastinate while taking showers and when people ask me why i take so long i dont even know what to reply

[prettylittlesuffermachine-deact]

i think im overqualified for this position

[slightmood]

me lookin at road kill: ew that’s gross lol

dead raccoon: ok but you ain’t looking that good either hunty !!

me:

[nomorefullnameleavemealone]

[unclefather]

[hijerking]

i’m the brother

[sunflore]

A virgin seeing dick for the first time: an autobiography

[ruinedchildhood]

[cocvino]

[epitomeofgreatness-deactivated2]

The video for the gif that’s been going around all day.

[uncannibal-moved-deactivated201]

tHE GUY HOLDING THE CAMERA HIS FUCKIGN LAUGH AND THEN HEFALLS THE FUCK DOWN OH MY GOD JESUS DICKS IM FRICKGIN

[sleepyreyrey]

Strong words to use on a Resume

If you have ever had to write a resume for work or for an application, then you know the hardest part is figuring out what type of words to use that sound professional and and intelligent.

Example: If an application asks you if you have any relevant experience for a job at a day care center and you have experience, like you have babysat children. You would look at the words in the columns to see what words you should use that will help your resume stand out. You might put down “Have supervised and attended to children on a regular basis.”

I hope this is helpful to you.

[rampyourvoice]

Now this is a great resume list of action words.  I love that it’s broken down by types of jobs.  Saving for future use.