This is all my writing for KE so far, I’ll update it as I keep writing! Most of the fics are under the cut so it’s not an obnoxiously long post.
Writing tag 🥰 ao3
The Mustache (Cake) ao3 (762 words)
Eve signs her divorce papers, Villanelle gets her a mustache cake to celebrate. (T)
An Asian Woman With Amazing Hair ao3 (584 words)
Eve curses out a hairbrush, Villanelle flirts a lot, they go to breakfast. (T)
Morning Delight ao3 (911 words)
They wake up and act very sweet and in love. There’s brief mentions of eating breakfast but then Eve looks hot so Villanelle decides they won’t be eating (no I did not write the sex scene but I might add a chapter) (T)
Shot in the Dark ao3 (1,271 words)
A very drunk Eve calls Villanelle. A very worried Villanelle goes to Eve’s apartment to check on her and make sure she goes to sleep. Post season 2. (T)
Nightmare ao3 (1,139 words)
Villanelle has a nightmare and Eve comforts her. Post season 3. (G)
NyQuil ao3 (950 words)
Eve takes NyQuil instead of DayQuil! She nearly passed out in her chair! Villanelle is gay and in love! (G)
The Way to a Woman’s Heart ao3 (1,790 words)
Eve cooks traditional Korean food for Villanelle, and Villanelle cooks traditional Russian food for Eve. They refuse to admit they like it, because they're dramatic. Plus they kiss because they're gay. (T)
Someone To Go Shopping With ao3 (1,677 words)
Villanelle buys clothes for Eve. Entirely self serving fic. (T)
An Act of Reverence ao3 (358 words)
Eve and Villanelle have sex. It’s soft. Also short because I’m not great at sex scenes and this was like the first fic I wrote for these two. (Explicit!)
Naps and Comfort tumblr (500 words)
They’re very tired so Villanelle convinces Eve to take a nap. Eve has a nightmare, Villanelle comforts her.
Don’t be Nervous tumblr (514 words)
Post bridge softness.
Love (and all it’s senses) tumblr (419 words)
A soft moment in Villanelle’s mind as Eve sleeps.
I Just Miss You (In a Quite Desperate, Human Way) ao3 (1k words)
Villanelle is off on a job and they miss each other a lot, a fun countdown until V gets back, a soft reunion. (T)
I Love You Now ao3 (1.9k)
Villanelle is done with the chase, and she shows up to talk to Eve. There's a bit of apartment snooping, some banter, a lot of yearning, and some kisses. Also Russian poetry. (T)
Food Is a Love Language ao3 (961 words)
An exploration of Villanelle’s relationship with food through her life, ends in a small fluffy moment with Eve. (T)
Home (Literally and Figuratively) ao3 (949 words)
Eve and Villanelle cuddle in their new home after christening (again). (M)
Fighting and Kissing (with your soulmate) ao3 (1k)
Eve and Villanelle discover why they're so fascinated with each other. (post bus scene for day one of KE week) (T)
Not Your Noble Savior ao3 (739)
Villanelle did not much need saving, but Eve had her own way.
Day two prompt: Eve saving Villanelle (T)
I’m Just Gonna Call You Mine ao3 (1.8k)
“You really should not flirt with other women if you want to stay at this stupid party.” Her voice is low, the words mumbled into Eve’s mouth in between nips on her bottom lip.
“You shouldn’t be so hot when you’re jealous if you don’t want me to flirt with other women.” (KE week day 6) (E)
Showing Off ao3 (1.1k)
V flirts a little extra with a mark just to make Eve Jealous. (M)
For Therapy, Of Course tumblr (825)
A little fix-it fic. Aka what if Eve didn’t have V arrested and they kissed instead.
also I promise this is unrelated to anything else I've been posting about but like. We're not doing the "rainbow capitalism" complaint this year. Sorry. I know pitching this particular hissy fit is really important to some of you. But years when the conservative movement du jour is to have a literally identical tantrum about any company that's putting rainbows on drink cans or reusable grocery bags because they view that as "supporting groomers and pedophiles," we don't get to throw fuel on that fire. Even if you disagree with the fire on an ideological level, it doesn't matter to the fire! This year, feel however you want to feel about any given company making their logo into a rainbow flag, but I promise the "boycott Anheuser Busch because they're supporting Deviants by making our beer gay" people do not give a shit whether you're supporting their cause from a gay standpoint or a homophobic one, they just care about the net result, which is that by getting outwardly mad about this, you are lending them support
In connection to my hobbies poll and making it a little positive, which physical activity are you MOST likely to enjoy*?
*I am STRESSING on the fact that competition is NOT a necessary part of enjoying a physical activity as a hobby (unless you genuinely enjoy that, then go wild)
Running/jogging 🏃♂️🏃
Wilderness exploration (Hiking ⛰️, rock climbing 🧗, camping)
Team sports (Football, hockey, roller derby ⚽️🏑)
Water-based sports (surfing, swimming, water volleyball 🏄🏊🤽♀️)
“Don’t rub your eyes it leads to wrinkles and eye bags!!” you live in a world where you feel guilt over even the most microscopic of life’s pleasures and I will never want to join you there