still here

[vltra7-deactivated20231230]

Reality is literally insane. You notice this when you go to ALDI

[rainydayscore]

I think the historical treatment of left handed people is objectively the funniest form of bigotry mankind has ever displayed

[be-a-dandelion]

Bitches will create a binary and use it to oppress the other side for ANYTHING

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

being moderately proficient with computers in the early 2010s was casting a hex on your family to call you sheldon

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

i got a big bang theory box set and a bazinga t shirt for christmas when i was 16

[cozy2000]

my dad wanted to get me a psych eval so i could say "im not crazy. my father had me tested." like sheldon did and after the psych eval they diagnosed me with paranoid schizophrenia

[baboon-87]

this could be the funniest thing that has happened to anyone ever. my condolences king

[sadclowncentral]

my opinion on quantum physics is that we should stop looking into it. it's none of our business and frankly the particles seem to agree

[sunbutch]

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

[cryptic-crassulaceae]

you really wont like the military then buddy

[sunbutch]

jokes on you, i already hate the military

[bluntforceheadtrauma]

Does anybody want to play outside with me

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

christmas is when jesus was born, and easter is when he died. in between is when he did various baby crimes bad enough to warrant capital punishment at 3 months old. very bad baby

[lesbianspeedy]

the best movie genre is heists where everything goes slightly wrong but in the last 10 minutes they show in flashbacks that actually everything was planned and they meant to break every bone in their body then go to prison or whatever

[sjowgren-deactivated20240728]

people who are mutuals with their irl friends on tumblr are braver than any us marine

[buffaluff]

[weird-ecologies]

I'm late to the paleontology drama but my god this is so funny

[hatwithglasses]

being late to something is kind of paleontology's whole thing

[snowywarmthkuya]

oh of COURSE "miss"demeanor and murd"her" are illegal. just admit you hate to see women having fun....

[aemond1eye]

self care is eating mangos

[huffylemon]

[forestgreenlesbian]

thinking about those parent/child mittens where you can both wear them and hold hands….. hold on a second man hold on

[forestgreenlesbian]

like……

[rosietwiggs]

i was present a few months ago when my best friend found out that outlier isn’t pronounced “oot-lee-yay” and i haven’t been the same since

[rosietwiggs]

“average person thinks outlier pronounced oot-lee-yay” factoid actualy (sic) just statistical error. No person thinks outlier pronounced oot-lee-yay. French Canadian Georg, who has mispronounced word for 39 years, is an ootleeyay adn should not have been counted

[femgirlfriend-moved]

when you enter a grocery store for 'a few items' thinking 'you don't need a cart' that's the devil speaking

[femgirlfriend-moved]

glad this post is popular with everyone's moms

[prideprejudce]

tbh this is proof that social media has completely ruined my sense of humor like i could go see a stand up comedian live and not laugh as hard as i did from reading this one fucking tweet

[prideprejudce]

i hate how fucking funny these are fghjdjskal

[jazzbott]

I cannot explain why or how I find these so funny, I just do. If you get it, you get it, if you don’t, idk what to tell you.