Create Your Own Wishes @be-a-dandelion - Tumblr Blog

something has gone deeply wrong when "focusing pragmatically on issues you can influence and working to make life better for yourself and your community" is considered an unserious distraction while "endlessly exposing yourself to media about distressing situations you can't control" is considered political engagement

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i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later....

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every day i regret getting my cats a tree thats nearly as tall as the ceiling because they look down on me like a medieval prince watching the peasants toil in the field

literally sketched what he looks like right this moment. who does he think he is

marisatomay

WAKE UP BABE NEW DASHCON JUST DROPPED

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You don't understand one of my friends attended this she spent over $100 bought a dress got her hair done and everything. There's already a potential lawsuit.

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The Queen Charlotte actress they hired hit on a man taking a photo with her in front of his girlfriend.

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And someone did some sleuthing and apparently the same company had also hosted a "birdgerton tea party" earlier in the year that the hosts turned into a birthday party for themselves (they served BIRTHDAY CAKE) and then they deleted all the reviews off their social media.

AND THEN THEY DID THIS!!

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They didn't get a liquor license so this was one of the drinks they served:

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The exotic dancer was only hired 3 hours before the event and the hosts chose her outfit (red bra and red thong). They never paid the violinist who played for 4 hours and had to pay her own parking. The DJ played the cha-cha slide.

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This is hilarious, but also holy shit, I hope they get sued.

#i come back to tumblr just in time for the newest dashcon #incredible

kaijuno

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I had a dream that I witnessed something so funny that I needed to draw a comic about it, but nobody in the dream wanted to have a look at the comic or read it. I don't remember anything else about the dream but I needed to draw the comic and show y'all what it was.

we've never interacted much and i can't remember how long we've followed each other, but you always seemed nice and I hope you're doing well!!

hello!!! omg i think you were one of the VERY first blogs i followed over ten years ago

i haven’t been on this account in years so idk how long this has been sitting here but ♥️ i am loving and growing and learning and i hope you’re well too♥️♥️

hello everyone it has been two years since i’ve even logged into this account!