[kaijuno]

Can I get a new meme format here

[kaijuno]

[borealeaurore]

OP you didn't have to set yourself up like this you could have just posted the meme

[kaijuno]

[infamouslydorky]

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[rox-and-prose]

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

[watermite]

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

[xakumi]

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

[claudiarying]

042420

As most people are working and studying from home right now, I wanted to share some concrete, implementable ways you can help yourself feel better. Though I believe productivity and quantity of work done (or lack thereof) doesn’t/shouldn’t translate into your self-worth and how you view yourself, when you get work done, you actually do feel better in your own body. 

By the way, it’s the first time I’m formatting a tips/guide post like this, so I apologize that I couldn’t be more concise.

I’ve spoken to a licensed professional counsellor as well as to some professionals who have been working from home for a long time, and some of the advice above is from them. I’m also sharing from my own experience as someone who used to be very productive and an (ex-)overachiever, and still attach a lot of my self-worth to grades and other tangible accomplishments. I hope these slides can help you. In case it’s hard to read, I’ve included it (reworded) in text form if you’d like to read more. 

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[excelsiorparrish]

The Song of Achilles (2011)

[solecize]

𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘. the boy you meet in detention, felix, doesn’t see colours. you want to gift his eyes with the kaleidoscopes and the rainbows of your world. the palette of your love story is supposed to bring together a work of art, but calamity lies beneath the canvas. 𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆. felix x reader 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒. swearing 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓. 4.8k 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒. do i actually ever proofread anything that i write? also yes this is really late oops anyways i’d appreciate any and all feedback, comments, speculations, etc. i just wanna hear that u guys are actually enjoying this <3 pls and thank you

ORANGE. | PART II - “THE BEACH”

you lived that sweltering summer to the tune of jim morrison and the taste of ocean breeze kissing the tip of your tongue. those moments played back at the back of your mind like a film reel, the rainbows and glimmering lights of it all with felix. before that, though, a dark shadow loomed over and stood firmly in your way. the first challenge you were forced to tackle before embracing your newfound freedom, was tackling graduation. 

everyone hated graduation, save for their own few moments of spotlight, before they were rushed off the stage and reduced to trying to not doze off for the rest of the ceremony. it was an event for the parents of said graduate, rather that the newly finished student themselves. maybe that’s why some people made such a big deal out of prom, claiming it as “their night” and the “pinnacle of youth” or whatever other bullshit your classmates wanted to spew out in order to convince themselves that spending hundreds of dollars on one night was reasonable. obviously, you had skipped. that also meant that today really was a true goodbye to the last four years of pure lunacy. 

“don’t you want to take pictures with your friends?” your mom had asked, after you finished posing for what seemed like an hour for pictures at the front of the school. 

a myriad of graduate and their families teemed along the sidewalks and the parking lot and even just a few feet away from yourself at the entranceway. there were the mandatory pictures with the parents, maybe some with a favourite teacher, as kids held up their awards and flowers with stretched grins plastered upon their faces. you weren’t one of them, though you did get one decent award and a bouquet of forget me nots to show for it. 

you shrugged. “nah. it’s okay.” at that, your mom proceeded to shrug and was distracted momentarily by a fellow pta mom, as they engaged in conversation about the terrible speeches that they were forced to sit through.

the four or so people consisting of people you once considered your “group” were taking pictures in the other direction, doing the stupid jumping in the air pose, as one of their boyfriends was dragged into capturing the moment on someone’s hello kitty cased iphone. you rolled your eyes at the sight. they were crying, something about how they were going to be friends forever.

“what a bunch of saps.”

whirling around, the one thing that wasn’t forced that day was the bright smile tugging at the corners of your lips upon the sight of felix. the chances of finding him before the ceremony were slim, as you had overslept and were basically heaved and yanked and hauled into your parents’ minivan to make it to the graduation. when you finally met once again, your heart began to stumble and leap. 

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[grantairelibere]

Marius really does have the vibe of a guy at a party who only knows one other person there so spends the whole night sitting on the couch with a single glass of water nodding awkwardly along to the music

[odonianpoet]

[leave-her-a-tome]

(source)

Unsplash -  photography, illustration, and art

Pixabay - same as unsplash

Pexels - stock photos and videos

Stockvault.net - stock photos

freepngimg - icons, pictures and clipart

Veceezy - vectors and clipart

Kissclipart and kissPNG - more vectors and clipart (often transparent!)

Getdrawings - simplistic images and drawing tutorials

Gumroad - photoshop brushes (and more)

Canva - needs login but has lots of templates

Library of Congress - historical posters and photos

NASA - you guessed it

Creative Commons - all kinds of stuff, homie

Even Adobe has some free images

There are so many ways to make moodboards, bookcovers, and icons without infringing copyright! As artists, authors, and other creatives, we need to be especially careful not to use someone else’s work and pass it off as our own. 

Please add on if you know any more sites for free images <3

[kmparker616]

Thanks for the information!!

[mayflowers07]

I will reblog this everytime i see it

[floraone]

Ok so while we’re at this, I just checked out Unsplash, and it’s an AMAZING site for free images?

[ualright-deactivated20181127]

🌻SUMMER PROMPT LIST

Caught in a warm summer rain/“Lets jump in the puddles!”/Thunderstorms

Catching fireflies at sunset / Porch swings.

“I’m about to cry because my ice-cream scoop just fell off the cone.”

“Can you teach me how to play the watermelon game?”

“The ice-cream truck is getting away, RUN!”

“I bet my sandcastle will be better than yours.“

Collecting shells.

Swimming races.

Campfires and spooky stories.

Pool party shenanigans- “Let’s play chicken.”

“I bet I could kick your ass at volleyball.”

Watching fireworks / kissing under fireworks

“YOU’RE GOING TO TIP THE CANOE.”

Writing words with sparklers.

“What if I pointed this lit roman candle at you.“

Sleeping outside under the stars.

“The beach umbrella is flying away, help me catch it!”

“I dare you to bury me in the sand up to my head.”

Summer camp romance.

Water gun/Balloon fight, “We’re in this together, lets take everyone else out.”

Music festival / “Let me get up on your shoulders.“

Picking strawberries and eating them fresh.

Pretending to drown to get a kiss from the hot lifeguard / “Actually I’m drowning please save me.”

“We’re broke, lets start a lemonade stand.”

Laying down in a field of wildflowers.

BBQ / Cookout 

“Please stop eating your popsicle like that.”

“I will beat the shit out of you with this pool noodle if you don’t share that floaty.”

Picnics/ flying kites

“This is the worst yard sale ever, but man does it bring up memories.”

“You really never learned how to swim?”/“Swim to me, I promise I won’t let you go under.”

Zoo date.

Hammock cuddles.

“This slip ‘n slide set up seems dangerous.”

Capture the flag.

“That bathing suit is way too revealing.”

Putting sunblock on each other / SUN BURNS

“I lost my bathing suit in the water, HELP.”

Hot summer nights / Fighting over the spot in front of the fan.

“That water slide/Roller coaster looks like a death trap, lets ride it.”

Drive in movie.

“Thanks, now I’ve got grass stains all over me.”

Baseball game / Sandlot

I’m not doing prompts this time because I got WAY IN OVER MY HEAD but since I did one for winter here’s one for summer. 

Feel free to use if you want. <3

[jinniesmeow]

jeongin + peach ( for anonymous )

↳ send me a member and a colour for a moodboard [closed]

[sakuwaki]

[17:19] sleepovers with felix spent talking about space

[nxt2han]

STRAY KIDS MEMBER PROFILE (unhelpful ver.)

— as written by me;; a hoe stan

ok so i decided that id do my own take on these dorks profiles for new comers :))

hello, welcome, have a seat, tea? 

theres so much denim here wow

BANG CHAN / CHRIS not byung chan amen

CaRINg LeAdER 

born in sydney australia m8

½ aussi line

trained for 7 years jyp unlocked the dungeon rip and trained with twice and got7 

featured in twice’s ooh ahh m/v as a zombie and in a miss A m/v aswell

 “welcome to cHANs kITchEN”

his nicknames given to him by the members are kangaroo and koala hyung

role models include ahem drake, ronaldo and his dad sob aN actual sweetie

is 1/3 of 3RACHA under the name CB97

TRIPLE THREAT;; can sing, rap aND dance amazingly

A GREAT DAD

loves his members from the heart of his bottom im so soft for him nadendhdhdiwdwubf

such bf material amiright ladies and gents 

meme mode activated 24/7

NEEDS SLEEP 

KIM WOOJIN

the oldest = the cuddliest

an actual bear literally his nickname

trained in sment for a year with nct members sm you done fucked up

VOCALS FOR DAYYSYYSGBAS

studied in SOPA

was accepted to train in sm and fantagio but chose jyp the fashion icon

a bruno mars stan

his ideal type is someone charming hit him up

a chicken enthusiast 

lowkey weird but i love it

underappreciated pls stan my baby ;((

LEE MINHO

eliminated on the show bUT ONLY BECAUSE JYP IS AN ASSHAT

please dont remember him as one that got eliminated it has no reflection on his talent (that goes for felix aswell)

1/3 dance line

was a backup dancer with BTS on the wings tour YES HES THE HANDSOME ONE WE WERE ALL OBSESSED WITH

a savage

“if there isnt enough food we’ll just eliminate some members”

hes an only-child 

joined jype in 2017 and trained for the least amount of time out of the rest of the group

created the iconic choreo for hellevator TUN TUNTUN 

bundle boi

he has that thing where you are both left and right handed …?? halp im dumb

a cutie scared of heights protect him at all costs

has a habit of cracking his fingers when jyp walks in cough cough

KIM SEUNGMIN 

vocals !!!11!!1!!!!!!

lived in LA bro in the 4th grade idk what age that is im not american sorry so hes fluent in english

the members nicknamed him snail bahah

he looks so much like woopil from day6 its a conspiracy 

he got 2nd place at the jyp 2016, 13th recruitment audition 

writes in his training journal everyday and never misses commitment level;; seungmin

a hyped ass day6 fan

A CLEAN BOI

adorably quiet

his laugh is all i care for

HWANG HYUNJIN

1/3 dance line

has got moves hunni

invented visuals

like bro hes so good looking what

currently a SOPA student 

a great rapper lemme put that out there 

A D O R A B L E scrunches his nose when he gets shy 

a got7 jinyoung fanboiiii

THE BIGGEST SAVAGE who is really good at english dont ya know

members call him jinnie this shit too cute

a tol bean

SEO CHANGBIN 

binnie binnie changbinnie an aegyo king

1/3 3RACHA and goes by the name spearb

loves dark cough is actually a huge softie

recently graduated congrats binnie

im living for his fricking undercut broooooo 

this is the point where i lost all the gifs and a lot of writing and was kinda done with life tbh

thinks that the gloomy, dark concept fits him best

is an emo lil sh1t on the inside

CHANGLIX // CHANGPIL..?

an amazing rapper tm

maaAAaaAaAaatryoshkA

LEE FELIX call him yongbok and he’ll cut you

“g’day m8 im from sydney australia”

½ aussi line

CHANGLIX // CHANGPIL

voice as deep as my love for my mutuals very

ONION

hates scary things

he isnt a fan of spicy foods

he was eliminated on the show bc jyp is an inconsiderate frick he isnt fully fluent in korean

BuT Hes dOInG GrEAt SWeETy 

bro korean is hard 

but he came back on ep9 with minho and now here we are again with ot9

1/3 dance line

he learned to dance by himself at home woah talent

a meme lord lemme tell chu

HAN JISUNG

1/3 3RACHA using the name j.one

YOU SO FCKIN PRECIOUS WHEN YOU SM-

a living reaction meme

a silly lil squirl

he lived and studied in Malaysia 

speaks fluent english and knows a lil malay 

 a cheesecake enthusiast and just wants to try every flavour give this boi his dream please

like movies especially horror 

trained at D.E.F. academy

an incheon prince

this boy is so cute like he cried once listening to ‘for you’ by 3RACHA jnddbsahbsdheabebjfwjgvfgdbdwehfb im so soft for him help

YANG JEONGIN 

maknaeeeeeee

the cutest bean oml

protect him at all costs

his braces are andhbhhbhsdngdf adorable

wanted to be a kindergarten teacher 

so many nicknames bc he is so loved by the members 

like so loved 

everyone loves to cuddle him

most loved maknae in kpop i swear

aNYWHO 

nicknames; our maknae, dessert fox, bean worm & spoon worm yang 

just bc hes the youngest and hella adorable doesnt mean he isnt super talented 

he thinks he isnt a good dancer but he is lemme tell ya

please give him lots of compliments and support bc it boosts his confidence and makes him a happy lil bean sprout

hes a SOPA student 

hes really shy and hella lovable 

his smile nsanjsnajsdygebjasgdsgh please stan 

[skzdits]

♡… ʰᵃᶰ ˡᵒᶜᵏˢᶜʳᵉᵉᶰˢ

↷… ˡᶤᵏᵉ ᵒʳ ʳᵉᵇˡᵒᵍ ᶤᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃᵛᵉ

[kpopwallpapers-sk]

Stray Kids wallpapers -

like if you saved/used.

do not repost please~

[nctream]

if i can’t have you. ldh

10.4k words | lee donghyuck one shot [if i can’t have you]

genre ➛ romance, angst, slow burn, donghyuck model! au, college! au, song-fic (shawn mendes’ if i can’t have you & lost in japan) . 

  | ✎ College years, how exciting. In the middle of writing the novel of your life, Donghyuck decided to pop in - and suddenly you weren’t the protagonist anymore, but just the weak writer, who had no power over the feelings Donghyuck managed to spring in you. How. Fucking. Exciting.

— disclaimer ➛ This is a work of fiction. I do not own famous character(s) such as idols and my writings are in no way meant to show these people’s real nature and/or offend them in any way. You can not copy or translate my writings without my permission.

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[sunflowerxe]

i hate my dad so fucking much because he’s like a fucking stranger and he’s always cleaning out the fucking garage and he decided to read this notebook i had in seventh grade with personal moments and then showed it to me with the cover open implying he read it and i want to punch him and scream at him so much

[riotmlllf]

if you tag me in a chain post and i don't do it it's not because i hate you it's because i am very lazy. i love you thank you for tagging me.