1. When you wash your hands, do you use the cold or hot tap (faucet)?
I wash my hands with brony tears
2. If you had to be straight/gay for a day (whichever you’re currently not!), what celebrity would you most like to take on a date?
If i was straight: Cartman’s mom
3. What is the biggest injury you’ve ever sustained and how did you do it?
When i stubbed my toe 18 consecutive times
4. What is the most unusual food you’ve ever eaten?
Deep fried pieces of Donald Trump’s hair
5. What is the most unique animal you’ve ever touched?
The bestrich, a wierd combo of a beaver and an ostrich, that lives under my bed and is currently planning to take over the world in about 18 months
6. What’s the most expensive gift you’ve ever bought for someone? How much did it cost and who was it for?
I bought a half bottle of kecthup for $9000 because it was supposed to make me look like mick foley
7. Which 3 countries would you LEAST like to live in and why?
2. Canada: the people are too nice
3. Canada: Canadians are weird
8. If you could make just ONE change to this world, what would it be and why?
Make Justin Bieber’s fans less obnoxious
9. If you could wake up tomorrow and be fluent in 3 additional languages, which would you choose?
The Minions, Sims and Booker T
10. Which would you rather out of these 3 options? A: Be good looking and extremely intelligent but so poor you live on the streets. B: Be extremely intelligent and a millionaire but what society classes as ugly. Or C: Be good looking and a millionaire but extremely academically challenged? Why?
D: Be a millionaire, go home and watch TMZ
11. What are the top 10 movies to make you cry? (Or at least make you sad!)
I dont cry because I AM A MAN
12. What’s the scariest nightmare you’ve ever had? Describe it in detail.
i dreamt i was being raped by Billy Mayes while watching Jersey Shore
13. Would you rather raise 25 children or have the chance of ever having children taken away? Why?
I would raise my 25 children and name them all Ross
14. Would you rather go on a relaxing beach type holiday to the Caribbean, a cultural holiday to Japan or an adventure packed holiday to South Africa?
i don’t know but either way i’d end up completly wasted
15. If you went to a desert island for just 6 months but could only take one album with you, what would you take?
I don’t know i’d just bring my iPhone
16. Put these in order of favorite movie genres from least to greatest:Horror, action, thriller, adventure, superhero, romance, drama, comedy, musical and dance?
Roamnce, Horror, Dance, Musical, Superhero, Drama, Thriller, Adventure, Action, Nicolas Cage
17. If you had to lose one of the 5 senses, which would you choose and why?
Sight so i dont have to see you
18. What have been the top 3 most brilliant days of this year? Describe them in as much or as little detail as you like.
every single day that i don’t have to go to school
19. What do you believe we as human beings take most for granted in this world?
20. How many concerts have you been to in your life and which was your favourite? If you’ve not been to one, who would you most like to see?
im not going to answer this stupid question instead you’ll ask me who would win in a fight Chuck Norris or Bruce Willis?
Neither Vickie Guerrero would come out and make a tag team match
