DarkFire

At this point I'm pretty sure this is a fuckfest of my interests that is becoming closer to the chaotic state of my mind.

[infomercial]

ima miss the tiddies not even in a horny way they’re just nice to look at

[infomercial]

[republicansaredomesticterrorists]

[docholligay]

Doc, what are the top five items food banks LOVE to receive? I'm doing a collection soon and want to ask for specifics.

MONEY. WE WANT MONEY. MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY. WE CAN DO SO MUCH WITH IT. WE HAVE ACCESS TO DEALS YOU COULD NEVER. MONEY

That aside.

 I’m only going to talk about food items but if your food bank takes personal items, a lot of times diapers, feminine hygiene products, etc, are very very welcome. 

1) Canned chicken and beef 

looooooove this stuff. It’s expensive, it lasts forever, it tastes good and it can be used a variety of ways. This stuff is fucking catnip to food banks, it’s so hard for us to provide proteins. 

2) Fancy nut butters

Peanut butter is a standby for food banks as a shelf-stable inexpensive protein, but if we have a family with a kid with a peanut allergy that’s not going to work. Non-peanut butters are expensive and it’s something we hardly ever see donated. (we also like peanut butter, but that’s easier for us to buy ourselves than non-peanut butters)

3) Canned or packaged tuna

You may notice a trend here in shelf-stable proteins. And yeah. That’s basically it, so I’m not going to keep harping on it. But this stuff is a godsend. 

4) Easy breakfast things for kids (Granola bars, instant oatmeal, and the like) 

Whatever Donald Trump tells you, most people who get food from food banks are actually working their asses off and so they have to leave Obama to raise their baby or whatever, and they don’t have a lot of time in the morning. Things like this that kids can make for themselves are expensive. (Another trend you may be noticing–donate shit that costs a lot of money. That helps us more than all the shitty green bean cans in the world) But they are so helpful for busy working families where the parents may not have a set schedule and sometimes little Amanda is making her own breakfast before she runs off to school. Don’t let kids go to school hungry. 

5) Shelf-stable juice

This is one people never think of! But if you show up with a bunch of (preferably reduced sugar stuff) bottles of juice at my door, oh man, you are gonna get so many check mark and okay hand emoticons. This stuff is great for kids, and it doesn’t require refrigeration until it’s opened, so it works great for food drives. 

[kesonafyren]

But seriously, give money

And it’s way better food, too, anything you get prepackaged has A TON of sugar and/or salt in it…collecting cans may be more exciting than writing a check, but if the point is to help people, the check is going to get a lot more done

[pennie-dreadful]

Yoooooo heads up for those of you with kids, I know this time of year schools start holding canned food drives so keep this in mind if you’re able to give.

[kyraneko]

collecting cans may be more exciting than writing a check, but if the point is to help people, the check is going to get a lot more done .

hint: the point should be to help people.

[whatbigotspost]

My school (SUPER CONSERVATIVE students, good teachers) had an assembly where a police officer came in and talked to us about how the police are here to protect us and would NEVER shoot an innocent person. I was sitting next to my (black) friend whose brother was killed by a cop for -get this- wearing a Hoodie and Making a middle age white lady uncomfortable. After said assembly. We both were in the gym and we were talking about that bs 1/2

2/2 and eventually it came down to “you know? Fuck the police” and my (ex ish, we still talk just not really) friend comes up and goes “you guys can’t say that, there are like 1,000,00 cops and like 4 cases of that stuff” and I was like, “uh yeah, per day!” He proceeded to go on a rant about how police aren’t racist. I told him to do is research and he stormed off. Fuck him and the cops

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Yikes!

[just-shower-thoughts]

No matter how you spell Bendict Cucumberpatch you still know who it is.

[fortheloveoffurby]

Alright who wants to see my new spooky boy?

I been working on a scary furb for a few months now and he’s almost done but I’m just really happy with how he looks so I wanna show you guys!

[fortheloveoffurby]

Okay here he is!

Hope y’all like him!

He only has ONE ear but he has much love to give!

Btw I’m not sure what to tag so if you need me to tag anything just let me know!

[logoffprotest]

Don’t know what to do without Tumblr for 24 hours?

Don’t worry, my friend! Here’s some awesome things you can do instead.

Get a free trial with Audible!  You get a free credit every month that rolls over, and you can apply each credit to a new audiobook. It’s an awesome resource. I love it!

Listen to Podcasts! Spotify has a whole section for podcasts, and you can sign up free. I personally like listening to The Adventure Zone.

Journal! Journalling is super fun and meditative. Here’s a cute video on how to start journaling. 

Watch Vine compilations. C’mon, who doesn’t miss Vine? Here’s a personal favorite. 

Download some free games on Steam! There’s Eve Online, Paladins, Path of Exile, Yume Nikki, Maplestory 2 (super cute!), and even more! 

Speaking of games, Subnautica is free right now! 

Self-Care! Take a warm bath, drink some tea, watch some movies, maybe put on a face mask or two and relax. You’ve earned it!

Learn how to code! 

Do you guys remember that Cookie Clicker game? No? Well here it is, anyway. 

Watch the amazing, mystical Bob Ross. 

Some prompts to get your creative mind cranking. 

View the history of the internet with Wayback Machine. And maybe even see Tumblr when it was “good”?

Remember - the Log Off Protest starts at 12 am EST time on December 17th, 2018. Here’s more info on when the protest starts for you. 

Have a question? Dm me here or ask me on twitter. 

[comic-bucky]

Steve… for everything that’s happened because of me – what I’ve done…

[anarcho-communism-revolution]

[symbf-deactivated20190613]

if tumblr deletes my blog u are free to contact me by entering your local forest and yelling. I will hear u

[annika-of-the-lost-deactivated2]

♥

[bublog]

Your weekly dose of BABY BUB.

[glitchlight]

as tumblr implodes around us and none of us have enough clout to establish ourselves on the shitty alternative sites or migrate to twitter, we can only be true to our nature. much like the musicians on the titanic, we will continue to be gay shitposting communists until we sink beneath the waves. ladies, its been an honor

[whatbigotspost]

So this blog will probably be gone. My personal is @anerdyfeminist and it may survive.

Sigh.

[whatbigotspost]

I probably should have been paying better attention to what all has been going on but I haven’t had the energy.

[whatbigotspost]

Just gonna say it a couple more times in case I vaporize 🤷‍♀️ also I’ll be off for the 24 hours of 12/17 either way

[retrofrill]

So savage, but so true

[biomorphosis]

[queerkittyy]

KITTIES

[svictorrrias]