certified evil fuck

i <3 screwing plastic onto wood

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SILLYBINGUSSER48

Sunglasses/😎/the guy that tortured Sam SDV

managed by Dizzy/Clownii (@clowniicat, he/they/it/any) & Comfy (☁️, he/it).

you can bully this guy, he'll just bully you back harder.

slight/joking NSFW is allowed (Comfy is 18+), just don't be weird.

don't discuss politics/religion here (sdv versions of those topics are allowed since he exists in that universe).

this guy is EVIL, we dont condone his actions, this is all roleplay.

this is also Dizzy's stardew art blog!! Art is tagged #clownii other and askblog stuff is tagged #😎 anon timeline

all sprites done by Dizzy.

! MAY NOT BE VERY ACTIVE, WE ARE BOTH VERY BUSY DURING THIS PERIOD !

Ref sheet (made by Dizzy)

cannot take his sunglasses off, they're part of his face. you can try, but it'll be hard.

probably into vocaloid.

he/they/any pronouns, mostly portrayed as male but he's transmasc bigender & genderfluid.

has explosives and other weapons on him, be cautious.

bad grammar? (on purpose)

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happy new year everyone, i dont have much to say. its been great interacting with y'all, i just lost interest tbh. maybe one day ill come back.

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uhhhh merry bingusmas everyone. sorry if this blog just died out like this, i dont really have motivation to interact w/ the other blogs anymore and comfy half dropped out of modding. ill check back in every other week, depends if one of my alters is still interested

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do u like jimmy from mouthwashing? :>

i may be evil but i still have SOME morals

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sorry for inactivity, we dont have much to do lately

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teehee, get put in a pretty dress >:3

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Greetings! I don't think we've met.

I like your art!

huh? me? i dont do art.

unless you count what the slaves workers produce at the screwing plastic onto wood factory.

but what's with the antennae? can you get wi-fi?

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parents are showing up so i should probably let you meet mine

these are MOTHER and Sun, i doubt im actually related to MOTHER but idc, i got disowned anyway.

Silly extra because this bingus is my son and I love him

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71 boops might have been excessive /j

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Redraw of the samsebalex spirit's eve costumes I did a while back + your (least) favourite evil fuck holding a big fork :)

This was the old drawing:

ALSO, HATSUNEMIKULOVER78!!!!

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I LOVE YOU NERD 😭😭 YOU’RE AWESOME

He's an angel, I love him sm... He WILL take over this blog, FUCK OFF SUNGLASSES YOU SUCK!!!

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can. can nerd come back from the dead too or just you

he can if you summon him, did you think i just randomly came back to life every time? no, i force mods to do the special summoning ritual

why do you want him back anyway?

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Sunglasses give me your autograph........

Learned how to write just for this

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EEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL

thats me!

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opinion on hatsune miku

I'm so glad you asked!!!

Miku is so cool!! She has so many different designs and her voice is just perfect, basically my only reason to live. Teto is also really good!!! I don't care she's not a real VOCALOID, she'll always be one in my heart. *he keeps rambling about VOCALOID for 2 hours straight without even noticing if you're interested or not*

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Um, hi guys. As you may know, 😎 recently got publicly executed.

I'm his cousin, 🤓. He told me to replace him while he's dead.

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clownii decided to make this his stardew art blog too so, hands you most of the stardew art ive done