SUN GOD ROBES*

literal genius. party king. avid slipper enthusiast.

[sungodrobes]

hello!!! i am Val. i am 29 (and have been for a number of years 😉 ). 21+ only. nsfw tagged as such. multimuse that is multi-ship & verse. crossover friendly. all triggers will be tagged in the following format: ‘blood tw’.

for now, i’m gonna throw a little info about chris here:

christopher jackson knight (pls just chris he says) goes to or has graduated from caltech (verse dependent) as one of the top 10 best minds in america (arguably the world). he realizes he spent too much of his life studying and now has found a balance of studying or teaching verse dependent and enjoying life. he is sometimes too literal and he thrives on smiles. he shops exclusively at thrift stores and prefers animal slippers over any kind of shoe and has no shame whatsoever.

he has a twin brother (also a genius) named montgomery ( @morelikeavet​ ) who vanished to work on an island... something about animal research with a disgraced doctor... chris isn’t sure. he doesn’t like to think about it because he misses him too much).

reasons i might not follow back:

you don’t cut your posts

you don’t have your age clearly stated on your blog anywhere

other than that, i’m super fucking chill. rp is a hobby. i am a VERY busy human with a full time job, a child, a husband, and THREE college courses in progress at any given time. i have adhd and sometimes hyperfocus on a muse or on a thread or two. it doesn’t mean i don’t want to write with you!

i do tag things if they are mentioned, but please be aware that i am but a lowly potato and while i make every effort to tag, sometimes things slip by.

please do not:

repeatedly ask if i’ve seen your reply or tell me to reply

talk to me about politics

my triggers:

broken teeth and any mention of dentists

home invasions

BE KIND TO YOURSELF AND TO OTHERS.

[saywhen]

       a soul that dreams ideas and stories constantly.

a multimuse of dreams brought to you by: spooky (aka val; 29+) independent & mutually exclusive muse list can be found here.

[oggingee]

what a stoner way to say it

[leneemusing]

nsfw prompts that don’t sound like a bad porno

i’m always tired of seeing the cringiest sentence starters for smut so i’m back at it again kids. feel free to adjust sentences or specify who does the action. 

ACTIONS: 1. for one muse to give the other oral 2. to skinny dip with my muse 3. to shower with my muse 4. to take a hot bath with my muse 5. for sex in public 6. for sex in the car 7. to catch my muse naked 8. to undress my muse 9. for sparring to turn into sex 10. for an argument to turn into sex 11. for make up sex 12. for friends with benefits sex 13. to tie up my muse 14. to blindfold my muse 16. to make one muse watch the other masturbate 17. for a threesome (specify muses) 18. for one muse to wake the other by fingering them/giving a handjob 19. for one muse to deny the other orgasm 20. for angry sex  21. for break up sex 22. for sex after a near death experience  23. for after battle sex 24. for sex to get revenge on an ex 25. for one muse to give the other a lap dance or strip tease  26. to make my muse whimper 27. for one muse to take the other from behind 28. for sex against the wall 29. for sex on a table/counter/desk 30. for sex in a pool/hot tub 31. for one muse to choke the other 32. for rough sex  33. for our muses to try a new position 34. for our muses to try a new kink together 35. for one muse to use a toy on the other 36. for one muse to sit on the other’s face

WORDS:  “touch me.” “kiss me here.” “you have to be quiet if you want to cum.” “say my name.”  “oh fuck-” “i need you so bad.” “i’m so wet right now.”  “i want you to touch yourself for me.”  “let me hear you, baby.”  “come for me.” “i want to hear you cum.” “harder.” “i need to feel you.” “i want you.” “you’re so hot.” “can i come yet?” “please, baby—” “i’m so close.” “i told you to be quiet.” “i told you to stay still.” “are you gonna be good for me?” “i promise i’ll be good.” “i’m not done with you yet.” “i’ve been waiting all day…” “you’re all i want.” “just kiss me, i can’t take this anymore.” “just shut up and fuck me.”  “i’m gonna fuck you until you beg me to stop.”  “say please.” “i could’t stop thinking about you all day.” “your fingers feel so good.” “your mouth feels so good.” “i want your fingers inside me.” “i want it to hurt.” “more—” “i want you to forget everything and everyone else but me.” “make me forget.” “i just want to feel something.”  “make me.” “be quiet.”  “they’re gonna catch us—” “yes— right there.” “that feels so good.” “does that feel good?” 

[sungodrobes]

chris read the paper every morning as he drank his coffee, just to see what was going on in the world. lately, though, he had begun noticing a pattern. day after day, he saw an ad where a single word, sometimes two, were changed or the position of the letters were just a little off. so he started putting the puzzle pieces together.

always a cynic, he was looking for something, yes, as his work seemed a bit... strange. and boy did he find it.

he figured out there were messages being sent on a daily basis and now, armed with the cipher he had figured out, he went straight to the source.

tom holloway the door to the office read as he was ushered in, closing it behind him. for a long moment, chris said nothing, though he sat in the chair opposite tom’s desk, his finger rubbing over his chin before he finally spoke.

“were you aware there are secret messages being passed in your paper?” he asked, eyes narrowing as his head tilted the slightest bit.

@mrflayed gets a thing!!!

[sungodrobes]

like for a starter in chris’ STRANGER THINGS verse!!!

[sungodrobes]

like for a starter in chris’ STRANGER THINGS verse!!!

[sungodrobes]

we need more power ☀️ stranger things verse

plucked directly from caltech just after graduation, chris received an offer to work at hawkins national laboratory for the government for a hefty salary, and despite his love of the coast, he could not turn down the money, nor the opportunity. everything he was working on was kept top secret, and he was assured that what he was doing was bettering the entire world.

while he is a cynic, he feels he’s been given enough ‘real’ information about what they are doing, but what will happen when he finds out about the 

uʍop ǝpᴉsdn?

[misanthropicmessiah]

[sungodrobes]

@exclusivelywritesgays​:

"What do I look like, Poison Control? What do earth people call them, health and safety? Drink it and find out." Valkyrie rolls her eyes before downing her own shot. "Not dead yet, but we'll give it a few. Bartender, another!" She calls and is slid a new shot.

chris narrows his eyes at the shot, far too drunk in all honesty, but he’s having fun. he tosses it back and winces at the burn, though it makes him giggle. “i’m still alive, too... bartender!” he echoes, head shaking. “i feel as though i am at an unfair advantage even with my weight versus yours. clearly you are a far more seasoned drinker than i, valkyrie,” he said, raising his new shot to her, the amber liquid sloshing over the side as he toasts her. 

[fliesicecold]

It is difficult to share this, to ask for this kind of help, but in order to continue living and get healthy, I need to have bariatric surgery. My liver is worsening by the day and I need to drop weight and fast. The surgeon said while the full benefits will not come for about a year, the initial drop of 20-40lbs will help immensely in making me more healthy and able to be cleared from the liver disease. If you can help in any way, even just sharing this post, please do. It is all appreciated. Thank you!

You can find the gofundme here.

Please reblog and signal boost!!!

Thank you so much!

~Val

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[sungodrobes]

we need more power ☀️ stranger things verse

plucked directly from caltech just after graduation, chris received an offer to work at hawkins national laboratory for the government for a hefty salary, and despite his love of the coast, he could not turn down the money, nor the opportunity. everything he was working on was kept top secret, and he was assured that what he was doing was bettering the entire world.

while he is a cynic, he feels he’s been given enough ‘real’ information about what they are doing, but what will happen when he finds out about the 

uʍop ǝpᴉsdn?

[sungodrobes]

val designed all of chris’ t-shirts in this movie and i just cant get over that ever

[sungodrobes]

like for a thing from chris!!!

[sungodrobes]

confirmed chris smokes weed bye

[sungodrobes]

@infernalrampage​:

it's not  the  first  time  anyone  has  ever  said  that  to  her  but  it’s  the  first  time  beverly  believes  the  guy  means  it  and  he’s  not  just  hitting  on  her.  a  small  smile  forms  on  her  lips  and  her  green  eyes  brighten  just  a  little  and  she  nods  her  head. compliments  are  really  a  hit  or  miss  with  her,  she  doesn’t  believe  them  right  away  but  overtime  she  thinks  about  them  and  thinks  how  they  are  spoken  in  existence  just  for  her. it  does  make  her  feel  a  little  warm  and  fuzzy  inside “  thanks...  “  she  settles  for  now  but  the  smile  is  genuine  and  she  tilts  her  head  slightly,  beverly  really  did  know  almost  everyone  in  this  town  since  first  grade  but  this  kid  looked  rather  new. “  you  must  be  new...  “  

“yes. well, no, i mean, i’m 16 years old and that is certainly not new. but i would be considered new in town, yes. my mother and father sent me here to live with my aunt, but i won’t be here long. i’ve been accepted to cal-tech in california,” he said proudly. “i’m only here until the school year ends and i’ll start in the fall. they didn’t want to bring me in mid-semester because the last kid they tried to do that to lost it,” he said with a whistled, finger twirling just beside his ear. “anyway, i’m chris, who are  you?”