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@sungtales
SUNGTALES. a selective , low-activity multimuse written and loved by underworld ( he / they / it. 21+ ) featuring muses from cyberpunk , disney , dragon age , sam and max , star wars , stray gods , steam powered giraffe && more.
rules. mobile friendly muse list. memes tag.
BLOGROLL: @jungleborn. @jedibefore. @magnifiic. @muchwonder. @naturespoke. @hoursavior. @skyrimsemoprincess. @simianscience. @audiomedic. NSFW.
here's my makeshift promo! like and reblog if you'd like to interact with lúcio from overwatch!
like and reblog if winton.
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might also make a sideblog for junkrat and i have one for lúcio in the works :) could i add them to this blog? yes of course. but i want to make silly graphics for them and i don't want them to take over this blog
LOOK OUT WORLD , TRACER'S HERE !!
like and reblog if winton.
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i come back from my hiatus just to announce i’m making two overwatch sideblogs. yeah. that’s all im writing right now sorry 😔
" I don't- I- " She really wasn't giving the bronze bot a chance to speak, let alone find an escape route ! Hatchworth blew steam from the stove pipe in his hat, scrunching his whole face.
" G.G. The thought of you driving makes my boiler gurgle all uncomfortably. "
However, he knew he wasn't actually getting out of this. It was G.G. She'd strong arm him with a personal item held hostage... His shoes came to mind first, maybe his glasses even. Either of which would be bad. Very bad.
" Where were ya even thinking of going, G.G ? It's too cold for the beach. Not to mention, sea salt ain't great for the old Hatchworth. Really messes up the stache, ya know ? "
"I THINK THEY PROGRAMMED THAT INTO YOU ACTUALLY." That's not going to stop her from trying, though. In fact, that just makes it all the more appealing. "YOU'LL GET TO EXPERIENCE THE AWESOME HUMAN PHENOMENON OF MOTION SICKNESS! JUST DON'T GO PUKING IN MY CAR. THAT'S WHAT THE CONVERTIBLE ROOF IS FOR."
SHE KEEPS LOOKING DOWN AT HIS SHOES, the looming threat of robot giraffe slobber all over them hanging in the air between them. "OH, I DUNNO! I WAS THINKIN' OF TAKING THE CHEESE CURLS BACK TO EXPLORE THEIR ROOTS. WHAT COUNTRY DO YOU THINK THEY'RE FROM? ITALY ISN'T THAT FAR OF A DRIVE, RIGHT?"
IT'S SO EASY, SO EASY TO DO!
DARE TO BE STUPID!
REGINALD REED. an 18+ original character written by undy (he/they/it. 21+)
this is the announcement that i'm taking a slightly informal semi-hiatus from this blog to focus all my energy on reggie! i'm trying to dip my toes back into writing more and i figured focusing on one character might make it a little easier. feel free to catch me over here if you'd like to write!
BLOG PACK: JUNO!
a free to use graphic pack for juno from overwatch. featuring an icon border (70x70 icons on a 540x95 canvas), promo, gif mobile header, divider, and psd coloring (should not whitewash, adjustment layers provided). also comes with 50 premade icons to get right into writing! fonts used are tinyunicode and strasua. credit is mandatory if using any part of this pack. download here!
DON'T WORRY! I KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO SOLVE THIS PROBLEM!!
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it's so fucked up that lucio appears in maybe like 2 comics. my icons....
yeah! how'd you guess?
thank you for saving me!!!
(after his fifth consecutive time being sniped after leaving spawn) HEY. I GOT A NEW SONG FOR YOU. IT'S CALLED LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!!!! THIS IS HOW IT GOES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHH GODD GO AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Hey ya'll! This is kind of a different post than I would usually make, but since I have 3 commissions I need to do it's necessary that I ask for help.
My art tablet has officially bit the dust after 4 years of service, and I am currently out of work for two weeks due to an infection. I have to pay rent at the beginning of February + I am in desperate need of a new way to digitally do my commissions. I'm planning on getting an IPad this time around + the apple pen.
I am opening up writing commissions, and charge based on page, for example: 5 pages is 50, 8 pages is 80 and 20 pages is 200 ( I am unfortunately pressed for time thus the expensive prices. )
Donations are also accepted, though not required. I'd rather WORK for my pay, and all payments are due upfront.
This is the goal we're going for, anything helps.
Paypal: [email protected]
EVEN MORE ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF
ASSORTED SENTENCE STARTERS FROM AROUND THE INTERNET, including quotes from Tumblr, Pinterest, TikTok, and X (formerly known as Twitter), for when a muse wants to lighten up the situation at hand.
CHANGE gendered words and in-universe phrases as needed.
SPECIFY muse for multimuses.
“ It’s sea shanty time once again my fellow bastards of the ocean! ”
“ Partner, I reckon that I ain’t been feeling very yeehaw lately. ”
“ I don’t study; I consult the lore. ”
“ Yeah, I understand women — they all want daggers and swords. It’s all quite simple, really. ”
“ Lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase. ”
“ Those are bold words for someone in stabbing range. ”
“ Yes I’m a gatekeeper and a hater. I’m also God’s most favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. ”
“ My primary motivations are fear, spite, and aesthetic longing. ”
“ Man — if I had a sword, I wouldn’t be worried about shit. ”
“ It’s not blood that runs through these veins but glitter gel pen ink. ”
“ If I was in a Jane Austen novel, I would be the one sent to the seaside for my health. ”
“ Half of me is a hopeless romantic, and the other half of me is … well … an asshole. ”
“ I am the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know. ”
“ I hope I give off the vibe to all animals that I am their ally and their friend. ”
“ I see you’re paying attention to someone who is not me. Why is that? ”
“ Normalize letting me talk without making any sense. ”
“ Don’t care, didn’t ask, plus my psychic visions have predicted the outcome of this encounter. ”
“ I could be so much worse. For example, I could start acting like my father. ”
“ Sorry for acting so strange and irregular; It will happen again. ”
“ i love sitting in my room.....alone....a girl in her cave....scheming and plotting and drinking tea. ”
“ These man made horrors are beyond YOUR comprehension. I get it though. ”
“ I’m a goth girl on the inside. On the outside? A father figure. ”
“ I don’t need to face reality; I’m not just that type of girl. ”
“ DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A frickle-frackle? ”
“ I’m about to cha cha real smooth off a fucking cliff. ”
“ Sorry I told you about my trauma. Do you still think I’m hot? ”
“ My priorities aren’t straight and neither am I. ”
“ I have felt permanently guilty for no reason since I was like eight years old. ”
“ Of course I have a lot of pent up rage, you fool! I’ve been the same height since I was twelve years old! ”
“ I was born for shock value. ”
“ Good morning! God has let me live another day and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem. ”
“ Oh, I slept miserably because I was tormented by terrible visions all night. I hope none of them were prophetic! ”
“ Be the surreal nonsense that you want to see in the world. ”
“ Being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot. ”
“ My hobbies include knowing things and being right. ”
“ This is good advice, but don’t tell me what to do. ”
“ I hate the idea of authority. What the fuck is someone being superior to me? Bitch I’m gonna take your kneecaps. ”
“ Stop forgiving my crimes! I worked so hard on those! ”
“ My hobbies? Uhhhh, symbolism mostly. Metaphors and implications and the like. ”
“ I may not have any braincells, but I make up for it by having many heart cells. ”
“ I can’t mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one guys! ”
“ Not all your life decisions have to be smart. Some can be purely for cinematic value. ”
“ Sometimes I wish I looked more fragile and feminine like a dainty flower, but I do enjoy looking like I hate everyone. ”
“ Any dream can be a prophetic dream if you’re willing to do some really weird shit. ”
“ girl help there is not enough enrichment in my enclosure. ”
“ BRO, you NEED to stop SUMMONING DEMONS in the FRAT HOUSE. ”
“ I just gave your address to some spiders! ”
“ I disappoint my father as a hobby now. ”
“ I think that the dark circles under my eyes add to my aesthetic actually. ”
“ Good news! I’ve successfully replaced all of my emotions with jokes! ”
“ I have half a braincell left and I’m very scared to use it! ”
“ Listen, son — in this world, it’s either yeet or be yeeted. ”
“ I appreciate the advice, but I think that I’m old enough to make my own bad decisions. ”
“ I’m disappointed in me too. Y’all aren’t special. ”
“ Running from your demons is the best exercise! ”
“ Sorry; I can’t commit any crimes with you. My mom says that I have to study. ”
“ Time flies when you don’t know what the fuck is going on. ”
“ If I run out of tacos, I can no longer maintain my human form. ”
“ Bestie, I don’t think that I can girlboss under these conditions. ”
“ Yeah I’ve had combat training; I can do anxiety attacks! ”
“ Swag is earned, not learned. ”
“ Contrary to popular belief, violence solves a lot. ”
“ I CANNOT STAND YOU ALL so I will SIT DOWN. ”
“ Please God no … I don’t need any more character development right now! ”
“ If you can’t beat ‘em, yeet ‘em. ”
“ Do not put me in a situation. I’m at my limit and I am very tired. ”
“ I may be depressed, but at least I’m not basic. ”
“ It’s MY LIFE and I’ll sabotage it myself, thank you. ”
“ Think twice? Bold of you to assume that I think once. ”
“ At the next inconvenience, I will start biting people. ”
“ Oops I think that I just experienced an emotion. ”
“ Did you know that rats spelled backwards is star? ”
“ One day, I’ll be reincarnated as a pigeon, and I’ll shit on your head. ”
“ On the outside, I’m a baddie — but on the inside, I’m a saddie. ”
“ My grandma bullies me through the Ouija board. ”
“ I’m a cool person if you can just look past my personality. ”
“ Beetles don’t have to do taxes, and I think that is a beautiful way to live. ”
“ I hope that you get your character development arc soon. ”
“ Those are some nice kneecaps … It’d be a shame if someone stole them … ”
“ I’ve wanted to be a trophy wife ever since I was a little boy. ”
“ I’m done being baby; I want POWER ”
“ Wait, “Just Standing There Ominously” doesn’t count as socializing? ”
“ Yes I am smart, and yes, I am stupid. It’s called being flexible. ”
“ I am NOT delusional!!!!! I am OPTIMISTIC! ”
“ I deserve compensation for not being the menace to society that i could be, like i'm skipping out on a lot of fun here. ”
“ Do not ask me if you should or shouldn't do something !!! Before I am a friend I am an enabler !!! ”
“ i am the WORLDS PRETTYIST PINK PRINCESS and im gonna KILL YOU WITH MY HUGE FUCKING HAMMER ”
