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" I am almost a century old, hence I am prone to mechanical malfunctions. So, yes, this does happen often. More than I would like, admittedly. " Function rolls her wrists, once, twice. She listens for every single click in each micromachine. The neck is next, then the arms....
" I do hope my breakdown was of no consequence to you, once again, I am thankful for the help. "
The automaton smiles, steam hissing from the slightly open grate making up most of her neck. She wasn't rented out like this very much anymore, since Peter VI usually wanted her at home to keep tabs on the general management chain..
Seems someone must've called out some sort of favour. She's betting it's whoever fixed Rabbit's accordion a few years back. Why else, would she be seemingly showcasing a grand piano in a dying mall ?
" I am The M41-Function. Might I know your name, friend ? "
HER MOVEMENTS ARE MECHANICALLY STIFF and gracefully fluid at the same time. Reggie finds it hard to look away, but she doesn't want to stare (even if that might be her sole purpose of being here in the first place). The metallic clinks with every small shift are somehow satisfying, almost as musical as the piano itself.
"DON'T MENTION IT." SHE SAYS with the dismissive wave of a hand. You'd think there'd be a proper mechanic around here for your upkeep, she wants to say. Since there isn't, though, it might be a sore topic. She decides not to ask.
SHE POINTS AT HERSELF AWKWARDLY like there was someone else in the conversation the whole time. "Oh- uh.. Reggie. That's not nearly as cool as M41-Function, though. Very elegant. Which is fitting, given your, well, everything."
" Reggie ! " Function processes the name, tucking it into the file she started building on the figure the moment she approached. " What is in a name, anyhow ? The concept of something 'fitting' or not has always felt like such nonsense to me. " The bot tittered, bobbling her head back and forth. It felt oh so good to move again, and to be fixed by a perfect stranger no less !
Of course, she'd be shoving that in her Walter Worker's face later. As reprimand for running off to god know where and leaving her alone.
" I do not see any sort of uniform or tag on you, so I can only assume you do not work here. Might I ask what brings you to this rather- " Function leans down and quiets her voice. " Dismal- scene ? "
@sungtales said: " Got a basket of cheese curls in my car. " From G.G. to Hatchworth
" AAAAAAA- " The bronze bot leapt a solid foot into the air, holding his arms in some pseudo karate pose until he just, looked down. Of course. Who else could that auditory overload of a voice belong to ? " OH. Hey G.G. "
There were so many questions Hatchworth could ask there. Car ? HER car ?? Dear cog please don't say someone actually sent her that Lamborghini... That or it was Peter's car, which just may be worse. Either way, he was unfortunately curious.
" And you're telling me this- Why ? "
GG LOOKED UP AT HIM , NOT EVEN BATTING AN EYE at his reaction to her sudden appearance. His scream isn't even acknowledged ( because who wouldn't scream with delight upon being graced with her presence ) and instead she immediately made a beeline to try and bite his arm. "HEY HATCHWORTH. DIDJA HEAR WHAT I SAID ? ABOUT THE CHEESE CURLS ? IN MY CAR ?"
HER BARRAGE OF QUESTIONS WAS AS FAST AS IT WAS UNFORGIVING , and she didn't even give him time to answer. Instead , she threw her head back with a laugh. "'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA GO ON A JOYRIDE , HATCHY. DUH. YOU, N' ME, N' THE CHEESE CURLS."
" I don't- I- " She really wasn't giving the bronze bot a chance to speak, let alone find an escape route ! Hatchworth blew steam from the stove pipe in his hat, scrunching his whole face.
" G.G. The thought of you driving makes my boiler gurgle all uncomfortably. "
However, he knew he wasn't actually getting out of this. It was G.G. She'd strong arm him with a personal item held hostage... His shoes came to mind first, maybe his glasses even. Either of which would be bad. Very bad.
" Where were ya even thinking of going, G.G ? It's too cold for the beach. Not to mention, sea salt ain't great for the old Hatchworth. Really messes up the stache, ya know ? "
@storiesecho asked :
" i appreciate your help. " from Function !
SHE QUICKLY REMOVES HER HANDS from the robot, as if she would fall apart again if they had their hands on them for too long. Reggie can't even imagine how expensive of a machine she must be, or why someone would make a robot so tall and so sexy, but that's another question entirely.
"YEAH! OF- OF COURSE!" She stammers out, craning her neck to try and get a proper look at her face. Out of all of the things she's seen, this is simultaneously the coolest and also most intimidating. She seems friendly enough, though, so that's a plus. "You- uh- does stuff like that happen... often?"
" I am almost a century old, hence I am prone to mechanical malfunctions. So, yes, this does happen often. More than I would like, admittedly. " Function rolls her wrists, once, twice. She listens for every single click in each micromachine. The neck is next, then the arms....
" I do hope my breakdown was of no consequence to you, once again, I am thankful for the help. "
The automaton smiles, steam hissing from the slightly open grate making up most of her neck. She wasn't rented out like this very much anymore, since Peter VI usually wanted her at home to keep tabs on the general management chain..
Seems someone must've called out some sort of favour. She's betting it's whoever fixed Rabbit's accordion a few years back. Why else, would she be seemingly showcasing a grand piano in a dying mall ?
" I am The M41-Function. Might I know your name, friend ? "
The automaton didn't seem to register anything Wheatley said, at least, it certainly didn't look like it. It carried on with its head on a swivel, scanning over the entire room. It was doing what any good detection software would do, and assessing the area before activating any other functions.
You know. Like the actual Function protocol. The personality the bot oh so desperately needed to not seem like a 7'7 brass tower of sinister ambiance.
" I am not equipped with any weapons capable of shooting. And my EMP administration device is inoperable currently. "
Whatever the system was looking for, it certainly didn't find it. Gears clicked a little louder than they should, and pistons decompressed as the bot slouched forward for a moment, straightening back up with a billow of steam, and blue lights. Immediately she angled her head down and tilted it to the side. Well look at that ! Vital scans showing a beautiful error she only gets from those of the metal persuasion. Function visibly relaxed a bit.
" Oh, hello ! Sorry, why did you assume I would attack you ? Are you frequently in danger ? Do you need assistance ? "
AS ITS HEAD SWIVELS TO SCOPE OUT THE AREA, his attempt to stay as still as possible is a battle he's fighting and definitely losing. He can't stop the way he shifts anxiously, hands wringing with the latent thought that maybe it was looking for him in specific, identifying him as a threat to neutralize. He seems to calm mildly at the statement it didn't have any weapons - even if not fully, it's an improvement. He just really, really hopes it's serious about whatever that EMP administration thing is being off. It sounds just like the sort of thing she'd say before a murder attempt.
HE CAN'T HELP BUT FREEZE IN WHAT LOOKS LIKE TERROR as she abruptly hunched forwards, hissing as steam erupts from her and she glows. He really should've run for it when he had the chance. He sort of just stares, completely frozen as she does.. whatever it is she's doing. She sounds friendlier, at least? And seems more personable then whatever just happened there. There's a large gap of silence as he tries to mentally process if he should still be scared right now.
"OH, NO, NO, NO - Sorry, I, uh, don't need any help. Actually, you know what, you could help me by telling me what just happened. You.. aren't going to attack me. Right?"
" Attack you ? Certainly not. " Function tilted her head ( nintendog style ) at the shaking dog of a bot in front of her. " Like I mentioned earlier, my EMP administration device is inoperable at the current moment. Besides, I have no reason to. " The automaton steamed a little, and did another scan over Wheatley, just trying to make sense on his internals.
" My apologies if I scared you. I seem to have been left in security standby until your question awoke this program ! I am The M41-Function; Diagnostics, Detection, and Processing Program, at your service. "
@whatremcins said: " I know you had something to do with this. " to Function.
" If by this, you mean the momentary system malfunction that caused approximately 14.8 seconds of downtime, then no. I did not. I have adjusted the system to compensate for the lost time. " The M41 creaked as it turned its head to look at Anakin- Or, well, Lord Vader.. The computer let a puff of steam temporarily cloud its optics. It had certainly seen better days, and a good oil change would do it some good.
But the M41 isn't worrying about that right now. It's being addressed.
" You are welcome to check my logs if you carry doubt, but you will find nothing of use to you. Sir. "
THE EXPRESSIONLESS FEATURES of the metal man bore into her, calculating and judgemental. Vader was well known across the Empire for his tendency to snap the necks of those who didn't oblige his demands - unfortunately, he doubts this method would be very effective with the strange piece of technology the Empire had acquired. The uncertainty around its origin only raises his already high standards, as well as his suspicions.
"THE MATTER OF BEING WELCOME MEANS LITTLE TO ME - to verify your defense, I will be looking at your logs. If you are truly innocent, there is little reason not to comply."
" Understood, Lord Vader. " There was little reason not to comply anyhow, the old bot had so many internal system failures, it couldn't defend herself even if it tried. So, the automaton just stood there, waiting for whatever he decided to do. Gears clicked, pistons whined under the pressure of a half empty boiler with too much calcium buildup... The M41 made several attempts to quiet itself, but it just lead to steam pouring from the crevices in its hands, which, in turn caused the right hand to twitch violently.
" I-I-I am Sorry. I have temporarily lost control of my h-h-hand. " The bot pulled its arms to its chest to minimize the movement, eventually, just resorting to pulling its right hand completely off and dropping it to the floor. It'd just reattach it later, after it stopped convulsing.
" I apologize for my technological outburst, my systems are not up to preferred standards. "
" Who missed me ?! "
( About the start sobbing over tax forms. ) It's so many NUMBERS-
(blinks a few times. silently puts his hand on the stack of forms and slides it over to himself.) ... why don't you take a break, and I'll work on this, yeah?
I can make knick-knacks move and dolls dance but I can't do basic division, this is my personal hell
(guy who just walked into the toy store to mahoney saying all accountants should be shot dead) ... okay! okay.
( About the start sobbing over tax forms. ) It's so many NUMBERS-
Kris got home and immediately crashed into his arm chair. Happy Holidays everyone, and to all, a very good night.
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" Well I mean, how could you not ? " Caoimhe shook the bottle in her hand for emphasis as she let herself inside, scanning over the practically abysmal living room. " Looks like I came in a pinch too, goddamn. "
The sailor set her peace offering down and leaned against the counter like she already knew the place. Come on, it was Shep, the man lived like a college student and took care of himself like a down on his luck bachelor ! It made sense that two of the closest people he's got right now are his really aggressively social coworkers.
" I have my ways. By the way, you really should turn the location off on your phone when you're not actively using it, you know that ? You never know what kind of freak could figure out where you are. "
Or, in her case, you never know what sort of lesbian could figure out where you've gone. She's already gone and dropped his address to Venus while she was at it. Just in case.
" I also brought your mail. Leasing office had it since your actual old place is, uh- for the lack of better words, fucked. "
"Yeah, well." He has no actual excuse to offer so he instead swoops in to take the bottle before she has the opportunity to regret bringing it to him. "I'd say take a seat, but," one arm sweeps across the starkly empty living room. There's a cardboard box in the middle of the floor, a couple of crumpled-up takeout bags in the kitchen, and... yeah. No, that's kind of it. "Before you get on my ass about it, I'm going couch shopping tomorrow."
And, as everyone knows, a couch is a multi-purpose piece of a furniture. A bed. A table. The list goes on. He'd gotten some real mileage out of the last one; he'll miss that old thing sorely.
It's not good beer (he suspects that assholes who don't tell their friends where they're moving haven't earned good beer), but it's drinkable beer, even if he makes a face after tasting it. "Oh. Great. Thanks." He gets the feeling he knows exactly what sort of freaks have been tracking his location, and takes his phone out of his pocket to dig through the settings. Then he gives up that pursuit quickly. It's not like it really matters. He spares the bundle of letters she's brought with her only a passing, disinterested glance.
"Throw it on the counter. Or in the trash. Sure it's just bills," Nick mutters. He leans against the wall across from her, twirling the bottle between his hands and staring out the window absently. He appreciates Caoimhe for... actually, a whole hell of a lot, but right now mostly for the fact that she's not absolutely grilling him about... you know, any of it. The house-burning-down thing or the ghosting thing or the everything else.
Maybe it's just because she's come to expect this sort of behavior from him, which is not a great realization to have about himself.
"Think it was that triangle fuck again," he confesses after a while. A conversational segue into discussing demon-related arson cases. "Caught it setting my bushes on fire one time already."
He’d get the good beer when he got himself a bed. And at least one set of good towels. “ That triangle fuck is going to have to step the hell off. You’ve reached your max limit of annoying mother fuckers in your life, and Venus and I make up half of em. “ Caoimhe rolled her eyes, and hopped up onto the counter proper now, swinging her legs. Phone location or not, she’s come to terms with the knowledge that unfortunately, they’re linked together by some invisible force against their will. She would’ve found him at some point.
“ Yeah, it mostly looks like junk mail. Anything important is usually an email these days anyhow. But still, the landlord was getting on my case about it even after I told him I'm not your damn handler, so. Your problem now ! “ The sailor snatched a bottle, popped the cap off with her belt buckle, and took a rather big swig of the absolutely mediocre alcohol.
" I need to get out of those damn apartments. You don't think your demons would do a girl a favour so I could collect insurance, do ya ? "
' Take five Ulala, go cool off for a while ! ' Wise words from Fuse, words that Ulala will only heed to a point. She wasn't one to let her temper get to her, she couldn't be ! She had to be as unbiased as she could to get the full story out there ! But give a girl a break, this last battle for the scoop with Pudding really had her in a fritz !
" Stupid Pudding, and her stupid braids, and her stupid guitar and- Huh ? "
The reporter turned on her heels and immediately locked her eyes on the blonde bounding up to her. Ulala couldn't even return the greeting by the time Harmmony had started talking again; but the unbridled compliments washed over her like a wave, immediately dowsing the irritated flame. Ulala rolled her shoulders back and rested a hand on her hip with a grin.
" Aweee gee, you're gonna make a girl go pink ! Thanks a million ! " Wow, it really was that easy to make her simmer down ? Fuse should be down here taking notes. " And you're looking real groovy yourself there ! I absolutely love your glasses ! "
NOW , HARMONY MAY NOT BE THE SHINIEST DIAMOND ON A TIFFANY NECKLACE , but she could at least tell when someone wasn't having the best of days. And just by approaching the stranger , she could tell that there was something bugging her (it was mostly the look on her face , but the annoyed mumbling certainly did help). Still , an angry pretty girl is still a pretty girl and Harmony would be lying if she said the outraged look on her face wasn't a little attractive - wait , no , that's not right so she wasn't going to waste the opportunity by not complimenting her.
FORTUNATELY , THE COMPLIMENT SEEMED TO BE ENOUGH to momentarily distract her , face lighting up with a smile. While that was good , it also introduced Harmony to a brand new problem : somehow , one smile was enough to make her forget everything she was about to say. She didn't know why , or how , but instead of leading the conversation with her usual confidence and grace , she started stumbling over her words like she's never formed a sentence in her life.
"YOU - WELL , I JUST -" She stopped herself , holding up a finger. "Give me one sec , please." Turning on her heel , she took a deep breath , before turning back around again. "What I was trying to say is I don't possibly know how you could get more pink , but I'd love to see it." A beat. "And also thank you."
Ulala bounced from side to side, tilting her head ever so slightly. This girl sure had an energy about her! The reporter couldn’t stand still worth shit, so when Harmony did her mini lap, Ulala followed suit, and was rocking up on her heels with arms behind her back by the time they were face to face again.
“ You’d be surprised! I almost wore my pink uniform today! Then we’d really be strawberry struttin’ through the day! “
It was her fun orange one today though, her personal favourite. Made her feel like how sherbet tastes after a long day on case… But that was NOT what she should be focused on right now, she was in the middle of a conversation! The reporter stuck out her hand, grinning ear to ear.
“ The name’s Ulala! Space Channel 5s top gal, and the host of Ulala’s Swingin’ Report Show! Just whooo do I have the delight of speaking with, space cat? “
Gosh, that Mother Nature sure was somethin !
16 Days and counting ! We're in final prep now !
I dinnae wanna know why the thermostat dropped 10 degrees up there, do I ?