to succ or not to succ

🐰sage🐰

[luciferfemme-deactivated2021122]

like truly I don't give three shits if you don't wanna fuck trans people. No one is asking you too. what we ARE actually asking is for you to respect our humanity, but like republicans did to the queer community decades ago you wanna make this fear mongering about OH TRANS PEOPLE JUST WANNA MAKE YOU SLEEP WITH THEM. Bitch there are PLENTY of people who want to sleep with me ACTUALLY. I don't need your nasty ass near me. I'm just asking you to treat me like a human. That's it. Period.

[strawberrysandwich]

😽

[fav-angell-deactivated20210921]

It’s not about how you look , it’s about your vibe bro

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[lestautism]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[ditzyalpaca]

your man thinks putting caramel on onions is caramelizing them

[maorisakai]

[faggottt]

Uber: “I’m in a blue Honda Civic.”

Me: “ok”

Me to me: “ok, we know what blue is”

[benditlikekorra]

[laswellspup]

I KNEW IT LOOKED FAMILIAR

[podencos]

[april]

im a simple woman i laugh at my own posts and i torture my digestive system with my tendency to obey every single one of my cravings without question

[toasty-cowboy]

March has some fucking nerve showing it’s face around here again

[swan2swan]

I check my pockets as I lock the door behind me.

“I got my keys. My wallet. My phone. My bags. Is that everything?”

I stop. I look up with horror.

[hellovegetapanda]

Frieza / Freeza at Trader Joe’s

[roboticoperatingbud]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

i cant believe this

[toastbutteregg]

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

I guess every lonely girl would hope she’s a princess.

ANASTASIA (1997)

[doggosource]

cowboyes

[doggosource]

[hamotzi]

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