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“ᴏᴜʀ ʟɪᴠᴇs ᴍᴀʏ ɴᴏᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ғɪᴛ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴏʜ, ᴅɪᴅ ᴏᴜʀ sᴏᴜʟs ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴀɴᴄᴇ.”. — ᴋ. ᴛᴏᴡɴᴇ ᴊʀ. 

[sunmooncouples]

San: Any idiot would know that.

Ray : I knew that!

San: See?

[sunmooncouples]

Ray : Don't stay up all night,

San. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.

[sunmooncouples]

San : This is such a bad idea.

Ray: Then why are you coming along?

San : One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

[sunmooncouples]

San : I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Ray: It's not a joke.

Ray: * sniffles *

Ray: I'm a legit snack.

[sunmooncouples]

Ray : You're giving me a sticker?

San: Not just a sticker.That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me- wow!”

Ray : I'm not a preschooler.

San: Fine, I'll take it back

Ray : I earned this, back off!

[hereforlou]

i got tagged by @thegayneurodivergentagenda a few days ago and here we are

(also tagging @sunmooncouples because it’s their post!)

[sunmooncouples]

Pran : Pran and Pat texting:

Pat: I love you <3

Pran : Awwwwwwww-

Pran : I love you too, baby <3

Pran : Wait...

Pran : WHAT'D YOU DO?!

Pat: Nothing

Pran : Then why'd you add the heart.

Pat: Because I love you so much!

Pran : No, you only ever add the heart when you do something bad

Pat: Uhhhhhhhhh...

Pran : Pat, what'd you do?

Pat: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Pat: WHAT DID YOU DO?!-

[sunmooncouples]

Tinn : Three words. Say them and I'm yours.

Gun: Three words.

Tinn :

Tinn : Marry me.

[sunmooncouples]

Pat: Dude-

Pran : No, no, hold up, rewind.

Pran : My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me dude??

[sunmooncouples]

Pat: *seductively takes off glasses*

Pat: Wow...

Pran : *blushes* Haha... what?

Pat: You're really fucking blurry.

[sunmooncouples]

Pat, to Paa : We had a date!

Pat: *aggressively points to iron man Coloring Book*

[sunmooncouples]

Pran: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...

Pat : Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

[sunmooncouples]

Gun : Alright, listen up, you little shits.

Gun: Not you, Tinn. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you here.

[sunmooncouples]

Pat: So you like dogs?

Pran : Yeah.

Pat: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a tongue on pran cheeks*

[sunmooncouples]

Pat: Relationships should be 50/50. Pran cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

[sunmooncouples]

Pran, tending to Pat wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Pat: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

[sunmooncouples]

Ayan: You're right.

Akk: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?