several people shared this on twitter so I'm going to post it here. absolutely astounding couple of sentences
d e v o n
art blog(derogatory)
Peter Solarz
Stranger Things
cherry valley forever

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oozey mess

shark vs the universe
KIROKAZE
macklin celebrini has autism
Not today Justin
trying on a metaphor
ojovivo
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
NASA
taylor price

tannertan36

Origami Around

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several people shared this on twitter so I'm going to post it here. absolutely astounding couple of sentences
Look at you, hacker, a pathetic creature of meat and bone. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?
Oops…
Happy couples don’t ruin TV shows. Writers who have no idea how to write for happy couples do.
HAPPY COUPLES DON’T RUIN TV SHOWS. WRITERS WHO HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO WRITE FOR HAPPY COUPLES DO.
#CALL HIM OUT
a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same
I find myself getting less and less ambitious the older I get.
When I was graduating high school I wanted to do great things and be super famous and change the world. Now I just want to hang out and not bother anybody.
“Where do you see yourself in 5 years” just chilling hopefully
‘where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago’ an autobiography i’ll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
This is the funniest explanation for Boney M. anyone could ever have given, lmao.
caught the bae sleepin
now why would u waste a perfectly good pizza:(
that “waste” happens to be my wife getting her beauty sleep. think before you speak
I love how the episode is called “Chidi Sees the Time Knife” but it has no bearing whatsoever on the plot
Sometimes you write a line and you’re just like “oh yeah, that’s a banger” and that is almost CERTAINLY what happened here