guy who invents new sentences

Gus from your Warrior Cats roleplays and also the Crash Bandicoot Twinsanity Homoeroticism post. which is SATIRE. THE CRASH BANDICOOT TWINSANITY HOMOEROTICISM POST IS SATIRE. if you came here to be mad at me It is a Joke please you gogta believe me

[pokemonarchive]

012 Butterfree (2022) Illustrator: HYOGONOSUKE

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Voting ended onJul 14

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

[onewinged-sephiroth]

Bioshock: the Collection Title Screens

[wooteena]

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

[generic-internet-name]

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

[generic-internet-name]

you can't get out that way!

[generic-internet-name]

that's not very helpful.

[generic-internet-name]

maybe the open window will help.

[generic-internet-name]

try the open window instead.

[ros-sauce]

Unregistered Hypercam 2 would be a very good name for a cat

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[evilmara]

*sweating profusely*

[yharnam-is-a-fuck]

[riben-deactivated20230922]

Youre having daytime sex with autozone employees?

They close at 8 pm.

[irateyourposts]

7/10

[riben-deactivated20230922]

Come on

[tofutomato]

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

[transcyberism]

there are four human activities and they are crafting, stories, math, and fucking around. whatever you're doing is at least one of those four.

[lustcannibalism]

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

[lustcannibalism]

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

[typecasto]

behold, context

[toweringclam]

[thenwearedecided]

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

It's a zombie apocalypse and you are stuck in this place!

How are you doing?

great!

okay, I can make this work

Not great, probably can't make this work

A zombie

Dead (non-zombie related)

Results/it depends

Voting ended onJun 29

(zombies work by standard zombie rules, boarded doors and biting)

[diasdelfuego]

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

[my-tardis-sense-is-tingling]

[tuckedinbugw]

Nothing like holding my love

[killedbythecat]

the bunker has a record player 🎶🎸💿