Weird Waggon

MDNI She/Her Adult (18-20) This is a sideblog for me to occastionally put weird stuff I can't be puttin on my main. I prob won't post anywithing tooooo freaky but I also don't want any of my actual moots seeing this shit.

[sunnys-weirdo-corner]

Dragon defeats knight but instead of eating her or whatever, the dragon turns into a hot lady and makes the knight into her personal slut. Is this anything?

[patheticltlgirl]

the urge to climb onto his lap, straddling him just so I could lean closer and press soft, gentle kisses on his face.

then soft kisses on his lips till I trail my own down to his neck and bite him, hard.

after I’d pepper some kisses over the bite and hike my way back up to his lips to shove my tongue into his mouth and make out with him passionately.

I’d press into him so that he’d fall back onto the bed whilst I remained on top of him—practically devouring him with my love.

imagining him wrapping his hands around the back of my head while I straddled him—in the makeout session—would definitely fuel me to continue.

gosh, what’s going on with me..

[thembo93]

Wish I could rest my head in someone’s lap while I slowly suck their cock for my own enjoyment.

[puplikeanangel]

getting topped by someone who whimpers and moans and bites and digs their claws into you and fucks you desperately like they're in heat

[l11vew1re]

i need to brat out and then get absolutely ravaged. like i want to be bratty and i want to act out and then get my face pushed into the bed and my cunt ruined

[sugarbenzos]

not enough people send me nasty tumblr posts

[sunnys-weirdo-corner]

fuuuu, there's so much stuff on GWAsapphic where the speaker has a cock and nothing where the listener just so happens to have one!!

[sunnys-weirdo-corner]

It's full bush Friday!

[jiracheer]

I can’t b the only one that wants to fuck Professor Neroli I wont that man so bad

[sunnys-weirdo-corner]

Are they attractive or are you just horny?

[zinesbycee]

I'm reading a book named "A Guide to The Correction of Young Gentlemen Or, The Successful Administration Of Physical Discipline To Males, By Females" - essentially, a fantasy femdom BDSM book, written in 1924 by Alice Kerr-Sutherland but first published in 1991.

It has some genuinely fascinating stuff to say about gender, and I feel like it's worth looking at/thinking about in the context of Historical Gender Stuff. This 100 year old book has the following to say:

"The truth is that some young gentlemen would rather they had been born young ladies: they cannot admit this openly, because in the male world to confess as much would lead to instant ostracism if not worse; but they cannot conceal it either, and by preferring the company of girls, and soft, feminine clothing, and by flinching during the rough pursuits to which all boys, willing or no, are occasionally heirs, they attract opprobrium."

"Such boys weep too readily for their fellows' tastes - weeping is a great crime among boys unless it is generally admitted that circumstances left little choice - and are hounded for that reason."

"Just as there are girls who had rather been boys - we all know examples of the type - there are boys who, in a kinder world, would have been born into the gender more suited to their dispositions."

"Many young people of this sort are riven with a guilt they do not deserve but have been forced, by the conventions of society, to adopt; they are confused, ashamed and thoroughly unhappy."

"The ideal thing to do would be to treat these cases on their merits, send them to girls' schools, and so on. (The same thing should happen with those girls who would rather be young gentlemen.) Boys of this sort are girls in any case-in all respects save one."

"Most subjects of this sort have a secret name - a girl's name."

[aberrant-angel]

100 year old femdom kink book understands transmisogyny better than the average tumblr user

[sunnys-weirdo-corner]

Manifesting a loss of virginity at the LARP this week!

[sunnys-weirdo-corner]

Guuuuuys, I made myself these really cool ram horns for LARP and I was looking at them in the mirror last night and kind of touching them and the act of caressing my horns actually turned me on! The kink has leaked into the real world! Heeeeelp/j

[sunnys-weirdo-corner]

Love the idea of someone telling me to keep my glasses on

Especially if they also wear glasses

[genderoutlaws]

is it possible to be transsexual (with a very literal interpretation of the word) but not transgender? like if a cis woman wanted to have a penis but didn't want to be a guy?

i mean slay honestly

[catgirlforeskin]

it’s not just possible, it’s recommended, start slaying absolute penis girl

[feotakahari]

“I kept everything nature gave me. I just added something extra … I know a guy who got a tail, and nobody says he’s a monkey.”

—Century City (quoting from memory)

[banepenis]

jacking off to league of legends characters in various stages of futanarization is a state-funded and protected career but i have to keep buying my own staples and printing paper and protein powder at my muscle man job. wtf

[sunnys-weirdo-corner]

I don't wanna be a guy

I just wanna have a dick

That's separate from my gender

I wanna be a hot lady with a dick

Like a strap on you can feel

Yeeeeaaaah

Something something heteronormativity

Something something the way the world caters to the male gaze has led me to habitually masculinize myself in sexual contexts