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[brainstatic]

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

my dashboard just ends right here

[snakeloch]

you’ve seen enough

[my-name-is-life]

[imp]

this place is fucking insane ogoeoe2ji319irwi8w2iqi3881i3. there are just mangos and avocados and bananas and macadamia nuts everywhere.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Adam in the garden of Eden

[slimetony]

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

[sailor--spoon]

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

[niggazinmoscow]

cheat code

[amoisthobo]

This will work, I used to be a recruiter. Recruiters don’t got time to read every single resume they see, they look for keywords, find what they want, Call and do a preliminary interview. That’s it lol

[afronerdism]

This is amazing

[thesagexoe-deactivated20190522]

Omg!!!

[between-stars-and-waves]

Boosting this!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

AMAZING :D

I will remember this tip!

[bitchesgetriches]

I have no idea if this works at all, but I don’t see how it could hurt. I’m all about resume cheat codes. Here’s some more advice:

How to Write a Resume so You Actually Have a Prayer of Getting Hired

How to Write a Cover Letter like You Actually Want the Job 

[chondrichthyes-nuts]

Brilliant

But also use those resume buzzwords too!

Words like: manage, maintain, coordinate, monitors, processes, etc can be used in your resume to draw attention to it!

[animebigworld]

[wildersage]

[bipscat]

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[last-light-maybe]

I want her self confidence

[3dspenguin]

[unclefather]

“who ARE you” 

[doona-baes]

That’s how I got so strong. Giant’s milk.

[swingsetindecember]

in movies, when a scientist is held hostage and is forced to make a bomb or virus, like my guy, those villains don’t know shit about science. just make a gumball machine, my dude

[january-summers]

eighth grade science fair volcano, but fancy looking

[swingsetindecember]

 i just want once where the villain is like, you are too late, i detonated the device and instead of doom and gloom it is just confetti sparklers with abba’s waterloo playing and the scientist is like, bitch you thought 

[mythic-weapon]

people: filled with sin dirt: filled with worms (a good and righteous thing)

[zevri]

#this post seems like catholic peasant shitposting from the year 1100  (via shellbeaste)

[thewolfandowl]

follow for more soft twelfth century catholicism

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via meladoodle)

[poryqon]

even disney went through its xD phase

haha disney you are so random X3