sweat waterfall
N00b spinning is like regular spinning, except I’m pretty sure I look sillier than you, and my desire to die is almost certainly more intense than yours.
Here is a dramatic textual re-enactment of what class is like:
1 minute in: Â Alright, I can do this.
5 minutes in: YESSSSS
7 minutes in, and out of the saddle: Â Oh, my knees hurt.
Several minutes later:  I’M DYING
An eternity, and a couple turns to the tension knob: Â WHAT IS THIS HELL?
Later, maybe, but I’ve lost the ability to gauge time: I want to throw up, a little.
Finally done?: NO THERE’S MORE, THE INSTRUCTOR IS MADE OF LIES
During the cool down stretching: Â OH, there IS a god.
Done: Â Hey, I feel pretty awesome! Â And sweaty!Â
::wobbles home::







