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i said whoever burned the library of alexandria you’re moms a hoe
The mashup you never thought would work
Congratu-fucking-lations.
I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.
Why?????
The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it
How…dare…
Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)
the meme, the myth, the legend
Star Wars characters as John Mulaney quotes
Cassian Andor: You know those days when you’re like, this might as well happen?
Jyn Erso: I’ll just keep all my emotions right here and then one day I’ll die.
Bodhi Rook: My vibe is more like, “hey you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you.”
Leia Organa: Sometimes babies will point at me and I don’t care for that shit at all.
Luke Skywalker: Woah! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child!
Lando Calrissian: Cause he never forgets a bitch, ever.
Rose Tico: Why do people shush animals? They’ve never spoken.
Rey: Traveling can get kind of lonely sometimes, er… no, not traveling. What is the word? Life. Life can get kind of lonely.
Finn: ♫ Life is a fucking nightmare. ♫
Poe Dameron: Then, for backstory, I will pepper in the fact that I am gay.
Kylo Ren: Well… you know how I’m filled with rage? I’m so horny and angry all the time… and I have no outlet for it. So… eggs.
C3PO: I was just shiny and dumb and easy to trick.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I don’t look older. I just look worse.
Hondo Ohnaka: I’m very gay. I’d like a few dollars.
Han Solo: I love saying “my wife.” It sounds so adult. “That’s my wife.” It’s great, you sound like a person.
Anakin Skywalker: “My wife” just has some kick-ass to it, you know? “Get away from my wife! No one talk to my wife!” Marriage is gonna be very magical. “I didn’t kill my wife!” That’s like, “Ooh, who’s that fella? I bet he did kill his wife.”
fuk them up Rudy
Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭
“Whats your safe word?”
That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭
“You think I’m in pilates?”😭
“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo
Lol i need to be his friend
“Every strong man got a sensitive side”
Lmaooooooooooooooooo
“Ooo that’s cute”
Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?
duality of man
#get u a girl who can do both
Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?
a shat
Dont call it that please
A baby shat
A shitten
An adorable shitten
It’sa me! Maria!
@hymnsofheresy
why would you force me to see this with my own two eyes
If you see this
You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.
*dramatically opens 2006 flip phone*
I saw this on twitter and CACKLED Mia really did That
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