Cocaine Princess

Ali. 25. ♐️. Canadian. Made of vodka and glitter. Actually a mermaid. I care about makeup more than most things. SC/IG: alimmmk

[sunsetratpack]

Anyone in edmonton

Looking for pint, anyone in yeg got a connect?

[shouldnt]

[thebloggerformerlyknownasmadcap]

I see that this photo has been cropped to hide the fact that it’s screenshot of a tweet

[papasmoke]

Thank you for choosing bad mcdonalds how can we hurt you

[toloserswithlove-deactivated201]

[v0mmym0mmy-deactivated20200323]

Here's pics of it happening btw

[0-memento-mori-0]

Can we please just-

[srsfunny]

Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave

[iconuk01]

“WHERE’S YOUR PUPPY! WE WANNA SEE YOUR PUPPY! DID YOU JUST HAVE THE ONE? DO YOU HAVE THEM WITH YOU? ARE THERE PHOTOS?”

[tealdeertamer]

I’m not a hundred percent positive but I’m pretty sure this is the wild life center where I visited wolves.

And the safety briefing included the question “So if you’re pregnant, do you want to know or not?”

Turns out there had been a bit of an awkward situation once where the keepers had casually mentioned a woman’s pregnancy in a group, and she herself didn’t even know yet. Turns out the wolves are excellent at telling if you’re pregnant and the keepers can tell based on their body language.  They get all odd and careful around pregnancy. (Even wolves knows that you have to take care of pregnant people.)

So they definitely knew she was pregnant.

And if I remember my BBC documentaries right, a wolf will leave the pack to give birth and introduce the cubs to the pack once she feels ready for it. And maternity leave is flexible but often around 6 months so they’re going “YOU WERE GONE FOREVER! WE WERE SO WORRIED! WHERE ARE THE CUBS?? WE HAVE TO GREET THE CUBS!!“ 

Also the two on her back are fighting over who gets to greet her first. Giving and receiving attention is a commodity that goes by hierarchy and if you don’t accept that there will be scuffles.. The wolf lying down next to her isn’t chill about her coming back, it’s just submissive to the other wolves and waiting for it’s turn to show excitement.

[words4bloghere]

Now I can see why we domesticated these adorable jerks.

[stephendann]

Wolf packs have maternity leave?

[0x5742]

Wolves: better than American companies.

[apat-hetic]

Tucson : Bella Nugent

[stream]

Men in Black (1997) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[despazito]

musicians only Dark Millenials will remember:

cobra starship

neon trees

metro station

3OH3

taio cruz

owl city

far east movement

ne-yo

onerepublic

boys like girls

[despazito]

the othe genre of 2008-2010s Dark Millenial music:

lady antebellum

shinedown

daughtry

the fray

kings of leon

theory of a deadman

skillet

rob thomas

the script

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

This is not how I wanted to find out I’m a Dark Millennial. I hate this post.

[fatvelma]

....😶

[madamslayyy]

WELP THERE IT IS

[ohanatrips]

[wildestlovers]

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[sherlockspeare]

Marvel’s Black Panther: “UN Meet and Greet” Exclusive Deleted Scene (X)

[lastsonlost]

This beautiful smile needs to leave my heart alone.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Why are all the BP deleted scenes the ones that show some real humanity and love between these characters? I want to talk to the editor right now.

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

NOPE CAN’T HAVE THAT IT’S ALL ABOUT THE PLOT MAN

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Honestly studios these days are too afraid to make their movies too long so they end up cutting out a lot of humanity to make room for action scenes and plot furtherance forgetting that establishing who these characters are helps us care more about the plot.

[welcometoyouredoom]

[animusrox]

[softlenaluthor]

I love this tweet. Thank you Izzy

[pineapplepond5]

[softlenaluthor]

And thank you too

[sarradinha]