Im Not A Full Person Yet But Im Getting There

Witnesses me make a fool of myself for the attention

[depsidase]

[doodleisdead]

Hey yall some of you might know of my kitty mai mai,she needs a $3k dental surgery and while we can cover the bulk of the cost we'd still need $800 by April 15th to get it done. Heres a link If you would like to donate. Please spread the word Any little bit helps <3

Donate to Mai Mai's emergency dental surgery., organized by Ryan Rodriguez

Hi my name is Ryan and this is Mai Mai, she's a 9 year old calico ragdoll who I've … Ryan Rodriguez needs your support for Mai Mai's emergen

[oneverylargepotato]

[ninjamelissajulien]

Happy Ides of March

[is-it-the-ides-of-march]

[is-it-the-ides-of-march]

[leurdhavemerky]

I'm a big fan of the way that 90% of Viktor x reader, Jayce x reader and Jayvik fics include varying degrees of workplace misconduct

[septemberkisses]

the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.

[sunshine-daisys]

Took me a week but sooo worth it

[dajo42]

how to get the perfect beach body: go to a beach. cover yourself in sand. allow your body to merge with the beach. become one with the sand. become the sand guardian. guardian of the sand. poseidon will quiver before you

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

“Is Poseidon quivering yet, Jeeves?”

“Indubitably, sir.”

[cardinal-doubtingthomas]

we need the jeeves and wooster fandom to hijack more posts tbqh

[queersona]

therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

[eyelessfaces]

hell yeah

[360iris]

girl dinner, girl dinner, girl dinner

[se-run]

im sorry but tiktok looks so funny trying to make the next made up movie. like. they can't even decide on the characters and you can't just make it work by commenting "oh my god you look so much like (basic white name) from zepotha!!!" on every video you see

[shelbgrey-deactivated20251113]

-Steven Grant aesthetic

[johnwickfucker]

so how about those new hozier songs

[justaslime]

GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS