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elorein

oswednesday

discord has turned people into wild animals

oswednesday

torchickentacos

I love meringue. it's a really fun way to know what eating drywall would be like without actually having to do so

torchickentacos

and beef jerky feels kind of like eating those heavy-duty dog treats, but for people

kidrat

U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

shane-actually

the man who has witnessed a thousand bloody battles saying the airport bar is the worst place he’s been is based, actually

cloevr

pissvortex

smoke-in-the-winds

“Wow, yeah, I’ve never heard of that, it sounds really fucked up. Bet those perverts south of here would do it though”

dajo42

it’s been ten years

geniusoflove

its been 12 years

shivshivshivvyyy

13 years

pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree

14 years

momperlman-deactivated20251022

15 years

dammmithardison

16 years

fruitsfag

17 years

airinyourtires

loss is an adult today. happy birthday loss.

badassdemonsword

worm-suggestion

It looks funny, right? You think it looks funny.

I do too. But it lives its whole life. So you have to take it seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit.

I think it can digging in the ground for tubers.

only-cat-memes

barelysusan

happy pride month

banchie

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

everythingfox

Most unserious animal

byjove

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

korrasamibottles

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

draconym

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

aj-living-life

Saving this post to show my boss who I told the AI flier makes us look lazy and ignorant, and offered to hand draw one. She still printed tons of ai fliers and I'm tempted to make a better one just because it annoys me so much.

aj-living-life

Fun update: event was canceled because literally nobody rsvp'd to the AI flier.

mgsr

#louis de pointe du lac

doomsday-dj

There was recently a copyright infringement case in YA and I need everyone to know that the following sentence was in the legal decision:

“Hot, sexy, dangerous boys, central to virtually all young adult romance novels, cannot be copyrighted.”

kuttithevangu

“Regarding setting, the court held that both works taking place in Alaska high schools was not protectable because Alaska is a public place and setting a teen novel in a high school is a common genre convention.”