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@sunshinedrives
It will be your time soon. Have patience.
Can we please just take a moment to recognise the poor people that need help purely because they are 11 years old.
get on my level of petty
āBeing in love is a good thing, but it is not the best thing. There are many things below it, but there are also things above it. You cannot make it the basis of a whole life. It is a noble feeling, but it is still a feeling.ā
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C.S. Lewis (via minuty)
he is turning the tiles brown. he needs to be contained
fools. this was a white goat, you can see the white markings on him. heās been soaking up the brown and heās only got one square left. let him finish his work
HEāS STEALING THE BROWN
A movie adaptation of one of the most beloved musicals of the 20th century, with a talented cast and input from the creator himself:
The epic finale to a powerful, beloved space opera saga at least three decades in the making:
Will Smith getting turned into a pigeon:
I saw Cats last night and I still havenāt recovered. Here is a play-by-play of my experience
The movie begins. The audience is rife with anticipatory giggles. Some lady in the back row loudly says ācan we be quiet now, please? let us watch the movie in silenceā in a displeased Russian accent.Ā
We will inevitably disappoint her
In the first 5 minutes, while crying with laughter, I decide this movie is actually about a human who gets genetically engineered into a cat and is exiled to a furrykin community.
5 minutes after that, I think about how good a movie this would be if it was hand-drawn animation and not CGI people-cats, and I become absolutely furious
Mice and cockroaches have human faces and bodies. The audience is screaming.
This film comes VERY close to having a dog on screen. I start sweating in dread of what it might look like. The dog is never shown.
None of the humor is funny
During the slow parts I start to imagine other celebrities in full cat CGI to amuse myself
Cat Idris Elba sexily Thanos-snaps another cat out of existence. Audible confusion ripples through the audience.
The cats do some extremely horny body work involving their tails. The audience is making disgusted noises. Several people yelp āoh NOā very loudly
At the end of a song, the throng of cats start āapplaudingā by slapping their hands on the ground and saying āmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowā. This instigates a fight-or-flight response in me so strong that I nearly bolt out of the theatre.
During an awkward silence the camera cuts to a cat making a āyikesā kind of grimace and the whole theatre laughs because that is the exact emotion we are all feeling
A cat helicopters into the ceiling and is vaporized by cat Idris Elba.Ā A man in the audience yells āGOTTEM!!ā at the top of his lungs
Most cats are naked but somehow cat Idris Elba manages to be far more naked than all of them. The audience is screaming, again
Memoriiiiiiies. All alone in the moonliiiiiiight.Ā āPlease,ā begs the Russian lady in the back of the theatre, sounding defeated,Ā ādonāt laugh. Not now.ā
The actor who plays the main character gray cat who never gets a song explaining who he is (I am told he is Munkustrap) is DEAD SERIOUS about this role. He is a PROFESSIONAL. He is feeling being a cat so hard. Look at his face at literally any point (but especially during the final epilogue song) and I guarantee he will be having an intensely invested serious face journey. His shoulders must be aching from carrying this entire film.
110 minutes later, or maybe years: the credits roll. The audience cheers raucously. We exit the theatre in a daze. One of my friends goes home with a high fever. 10/10
#ICONIC