-- & I'M OVER GETTING OLDER --

Cat | 27 | Momma | Taken

[furbyq]

you ever go to download something behind an adfuck link and this happens?

oh my god what is this shit? who would do this? 

allow them? in my house? i don’t think so.

go to page source! idk what this is like in anything other than chrome. i use chrome. just right click that blue ass page to get this box up.

search (ctrl+F) for the term “destination”. you’ll probably find either a direct filesharing link (dropbox, mediafire, etc) or a redirect link from a link shortener or something. whatever the case, that link WON’T be total bullshit. i mean, maybe mildly bullshit if they do that “three different chained links that are all behind ads” shit, but it’ll skip the “ALLOW” nonsense. 

have fun!

[glammoose]

You can also hit the X on the dialogue box three times! Begone Demon, thrice.  Much more fun that way, right?

[xldkx]

you can also go to the address bar, delete all the gibberish between dropbox.com and 

replace ever %2F  with a forward slash /

and the %3A with a colon :

this is for the older adfly links and short.est bullshit that adfly skipper doesn’t bypass.

[teenscoolest]

[claudiamatossilva]

Hilda by Duane Bryers

[badkidgorgug]

More Hilda!!

[themockingcrows]

in this family we love and support Hilda.

[i-am-the-narwhal]

Yes! Hilda!

[luidilovins]

What i love about this artist’s depictions of women is even the sexualized ones the woman is always genuinely happy and enjoying herself. Frolicking or making funny faces, she’s living her life and looking sexy while doing it, not sitting in a sexual pose for the audience’s view.

[squish-this]

I always forget about Hilda and am so pleased when she randomly shows up on my dash. Always makes my day

[snailfarts]

I love Hilda so much and I want her to be happy

[thors-soft-cheeks-deactivated20]

Guess where I got my inspo from :)

[no-chill-at-all]

[srry-m0m]

this is cute as HELL

[kikimora-apologist]

Same energy

[porterr-robinson]

[creation-of-pokerus]

If you know anything about horses

This is completely normal

[mikestillneedsadrink-deactivate]

That idea of “They are majestic creatures, so noble” is overstated. Horses are scared assholes most of the time.

[hoistxthexblackxflag]

Plastic bags caught on barbed wire fences have probably caused more panic induced injuries than all the real dangers horse have ever encountered.  

[mikestillneedsadrink-deactivate]

*bag flutters in wind*

“Fuuucckkk!! Wolves! Shit! Save me human!”

*throws rider into the fence and runs for the horizon*

[grumpyridesthekaliyuga-deactiva]

“Human is cold please help”

*puts on blanket*

“NOT WHAT I MEANT FUCK YOU IM GONNA DIE”

*ten seconds later*

“This has always been here i don’t know what came over me I’m sorry human”

[anybodyandsomebody]

Horses are majestic idiots.

[princealigorna]

This is why they put blinders on work horses, isn’t it? So they have no peripheral visions and can’t freak out when something happens just on the edge of their view that they can’t quite be sure of

[swiftyuki]

@freerangeeventing

I suppose you should tell the stupid grass story

[freerangeeventing]

alright, so adding to the proof that horses are too dumb to exist, I have two geldings who I keep out on approximately 9 acres of pasture. So I go out to check on them one afternoon right after I get back home from class (I had checked on them before class as and they were both fine) and one of them had their eye swollen up to about the size of a tennis ball.

(that’s his eye the day it happened)

So I call the vet out, and when he arrived he immediately numbed his eye and started spooning out “cheese” aka a more pleasant way of saying extreme amounts of white pus from under his eyelid. At first Berrie (my horse) didn’t resist the sterile swabs that were spooning the goop out of his eye, but after a few minutes he started to get sick of it and so we sedated him. One sedation and eye test strip later the vet determined that he had a puncture wound that went into his eye, and noted that based on the size and location that the most likely culprit was, get this, a grass stem.

And that is how my horse has a)made himself half blind and b)damned himself to the fate of eternally wearing a fly mask to prevent him from stabbing his eye again

[freddie-dressage]

fred has tried to kill me in the exact fashion of this video multiple times. He fucking did it yesterday. 

[thewildorchids]

@thequeerblackequestrian thought you might like this if you haven’t seen it already.

[thequeerblackequestrian]

This is fucking hilarious

[nyctosaurid]

they’re coming for you barbara

[tastefullyoffensive]

[addictedtothe-thrill]

Flip your phone upside down

[starwarsgraphictee]

worth it

[trestyoselfchris-deactivated201]

I’m high rn and I just experienced pure joy

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I was working with a seagull and I said “as someone in Wildlife I know I should never anthropomorphize animals or hold them to any human moral standard, but seagulls are capable of and regularly knowingly commit evil” and the vet tech with me said “no yeah that’s true.”

[mitchmrner]

the rampage continues

[egberts]

i went into a gamestop from another reality today

[raylaxy]

What happened?

[egberts]

so, i only went in to get the shiny silvally code. should’ve taken like a minute or two at most but i was in there for upwards of ten. it was deeply unsettling right off the bat when i walked in because it was quiet. like really quiet. the tv that plays the gaming news and the speaker that plays the ads weren’t running. the cashier says hello and i get in line to wait. it is dead silent. nobody in the store is making any noise except for the cashier, who is typing. she’s helping a little boy sell 12 PS4 games. the boys mom is walking back and forth behind him sipping her gas station brand cup of coffee. literally just walking back and forth from one end of the store to the other. all the while the entire store is silent, the kid is silent, the mom is silent… all 5 of the other full grown adults in this store are silent. and i’m the only one in line behind this kid, these other adults throughout the store are like standing in one space just staring and being quiet. they weren’t browsing, they weren’t talking. nobody was making any noise. i wasn’t making any noise. i was standing there thinking about how eerily silent it was in this gamestop and wondering what the hell was going on - hyper aware of every move i made because i didn’t want to make a noise and break the silence. this carried on for literally 10 minutes before another cashier came in through the front door and loudly exclaimed “i can’t leave you alone for five minutes.” he called me to the counter and asked me what i needed help with. it was like immediately the ambient noises of gamestop all returned at once and i stepped forward to get my code.

[lillaology]

my favorite part of this is the implication that not only was the first cashier somehow responsible for the eerie silence to begin with but also that this has certainly happened before

[gif87a-com]

This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small

3 inch opening: no problem

2.75 inch opening: Easy

2.5 inch opening: doing fine

2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

:insert grunts of effort here:

Taking a break…

The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

GIMME GIMME GIMME

He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

via imgur

[soundlessdragon]

Science

I love it

[markscherz]

What I learned is that I am not the only person who calls all squirrels Steve

[abitchistireddddd]

stop it steve

[liminalsimian]

mood:

[cartnsncreal]

That principal looks clean af in them jeans

[racefaker]

Those are nice jeans. Work

[monsieurrobot]

[thefloatingstone]

Anime cliches I miss because they don’t really do them any more

The sweatdrop

Liberal use of the V sign, even in situations that did not call for it and does not require a camera to be present.

Falling over because someone said or did something so incredibly stupid it made you lose all strength and will to live.

When they do the anime face thing

Making characters squishy

the dignity laugh

[czarryy]

theres a special place in my heart for the dignity laugh

[boredzoi]

This is the first 100% pure and good post I’ve seen on this hellsite in years

[lifelikeslemons]

I always called that last one the ‘O-hime laugh’

[dojacat]

Thanks Snoop

[autohaste]

Goodnight

[everythingfox]

The best thing you will see today (🔊)