Miss Sarcasm-Actual

I just work here.

[notahorseindisguise]

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

[mysticorset]

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

[notahorseindisguise]

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

[hiveswap]

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

[midnight-revolucion]

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

[notahorseindisguise]

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

[marlinspirkhall]

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

[dappermouth]

Wild, green-crawling world — Gainesville, Florida

[anxietyproblem]

[slutdge]

"make an account to-"

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

i'm so fucking over it

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying

[agam-shel-barvadim]

tumblr really has a gimmick blog for anything huh

[agam-shel-barvadim]

environmental storytelling

[rebelnurse-deactivated20260520]

[dankxsinatra]

[anybodyandsomebody]

My husband: “In my dream you were turned into a bird again.”

Me: “Again?!”

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[gjjuddmk2]

[hihogandalfaway]

(from @ruffboijuliaburnsides)

[dogpuppy]

[shark-tranny]

american describing weather: ok so imagine a donut

[nic0nicokneeger-deactivated2026]

Can you explain it in burger terms?

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

Burger with ketchup vs Burger with ketchup and onions

[blignick]

[fromhersoul]

this account isn't for your entertainment, it's for me to talk to the void

[cir-c]

You have to wonder if all eyes are on Minnesota, what is happening elsewhere in America 🤔

[tendie-defender]

It’s just me doing snow donuts in the Walmart parking lot.

[gummi-waffles]

I drifted a 60,000lb ladder truck enroute to a structure fire.

[tendie-defender]

Someone was doing donuts in the homeland parking lot in a school bus. Lmao.

[anybodyandsomebody]

I’m going to work like normal.

[pastel-prouvaire-deactivated201]

PSA: tumblr user littlefuckinmonster is stealing human bones from cemeteries in Louisiana. Please don’t let them get away with this and spread the word/signal boost!

[wdapteo]

this post is officially a decade old now

[mutantrenegade]

For anyone who wasnt around when this happened, this was real. Littlefuckinmonster was actually stealing bones from cemeteries. She is the bone stealing witch. She was specifically stealing bones from poor people. She was arrested for it.

[ms-demeanor]

This is not a Goncharov, this literally happened, here’s the Wikipedia article about it.

[lovelyardie]

I deserve some sort of senior citizens discount for witnessing this, infinite chocolate, Mishaocolypse, superwholock, etc

[tendie-defender]

I wonder if that guy from Philly they caught recently with over 100 different buried remains in his basement has/had a tumblr.

[beardedmrbean]

[vanilladrizzlequeen]

let’s be bear hugged by mama (literally)

[jesus-said-tetelestai]

@odessa-edmundson