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favorite kind of tweets that make me love people a little more

if wired earphones have a million fans i am one of them. if wired earphones have ten fans i am one of then. if wired earphones have one fan i am that fan. so on and so forth i can’t remember the rest of this meme

tributary

we shouldn’t trust historians to teach us history because they are people with biases. instead we should learn from instagram influencers, who would never lie to us.

foulserpent

i think my ideal job is being paid 50$/hour to sit on the computer doing whatever i want at an empty rented office space for mysterious employers definitely running some kind of money laundering scheme and just needing me to keep up appearances of one of their shell companies but im not like, in on anything and no one can charge me for anything

raimei-p

My friend asked me to make an image hold on.

raimei-p

Check out this fuckin shit

gharibajameel

It’s always “why did you get in the river” and “your soaking wet” and never How was the river The river looked fun was it fun

picsthatmakeyougohmm

hmmm

whitepeopletwitter

averagefairy

this is a message for everyone who is 22. if you’re 22 please stop worrying. take a deep breath eat a bagel maybe. everything that feels impossible is going to work itself out. have a great day

kirill-kaprizovs-curls

bunniope

oh to cook with my wife and stand directly in front of cabinets and drawers she needs to open

guerrillatech

imabandoningthisblog-deactivate

The only thing more powerful than a hyper focus is

noroithecurse2005-deactivated20

bro come download files and documents with me

showerthoughtsofficial

People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?