ASTRO NOTES: CANCER EDITION 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
🍭 cancer placements may indicate a struggle with weight issues at one point or recurrent weight issues throughout their lives (esp sun/rising) and may experience weight fluctuations (khloe kardashian, tyra banks, ariana grande, tobey maguire, chris pratt, lana del rey, mindy kaling, jessica simpson, & will ferrell)
💅🏾 cancers can come across more pretentious than capricorns and more judgemental than virgos
🔥 cancer mars and anger don’t mix well. anger displays itself as destructive fits of rage and even self sabotage. esp if natal mars is in rx, expect the most toxic expressions of anger. including but not limited to violence, addictions, and/or self harm. personally as a kid i used to love breaking things and creating/hearing loud noises when i was upset lol.
👩❤️👨 cancer venus can be easily seduced and more likely to look for love outside of a relationship than a cancer sun. they are also not above interfering in someone else’s relationship (angelina jolie, faith evans, & khloe kardashian)
🙊 cancer placements are the type to lie and/or not be completely upfront abt having work done 💉 & will find ways to draw attention away from those types of questions. (priyanka chopra, tom cruise, saweetie, tyra banks, ariana grande, & khloe kardashian)
💔 it is no secret that cancer women have notoriously bad taste in men. a lot of the worst/most toxic couples in history had cancerian women attached to them 🥴 (ariana grande x pete davidson, selena gomez x justin bieber, pamela anderson x tommy lee, khloe kardashian x tristan thompson, angelina jolie x brad pitt, courtney love x kurt cobain, kehlani x kyrie irving, nicole brown simpson & OJ simpson, & marilyn monroe x JFK)
💎 additionally, female cancerian celebs may find themselves in relationships/partnerships that boost their fame/status. cancerian luminary energy is more relationship-based, whereas leo luminary energy is individually based (missy elliot x timbaland, solange x beyoncé, saweetie x quavo, angelina jolie x brad pitt, cher x sonny bono, lil kim x biggie, & selena gomez x justin bieber)
🤪 cancerian men may struggle to be taken seriously, which is why they commonly adopt a funny/silly disposition. it’s easier to be laughed at when u are in control of the narrative (will ferrell, matt leblanc, kevin hart, jaden smith, post malone, robin williams, elon musk, benedict cumberpatch, robert pattinson & chris pratt)
🤡 other cancerian men may learn to adopt a hyper-masculine persona in order to compensate for not being taken seriously (50 cent, mike tyson, vin diesel, kanye west, ben affleck, drake, sylvester stallone, tom cruise, arnold schwarzenegger, & jacob elordi)
*also pay attention to the types of roles male cancerian actors choose. it’s usually the hyper-masculine roles that make them look more manly on screen (esp. sun/mars)
🧜🏼♀️ cancer placements have great glo-ups (esp. sun/rising)
👯♀️ cancer x leo placements are attracted to one another & can learn a lot from each other’s expression of luminary energy. (ben affleck x jlo, gisele bundchen x tom brady, jaden smith x kylie jenner, & ariana grande x liz gillies)
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