The Warden

The Warden of the Sunshine Institute The Admin's (not very righteous) "right hand" man I love velvet cake. There's just something about it...

[sunshinywarden-mcsm]

Welcome to the Sunshine Institute, I’ll be your Warden.

An MCSM ask blog run by @afishnamedvish!

How kind of you to drop by, I’ve been awaiting another fool’s arrival. So, what have you done now to… disgrace the Admin?

[Forgot to feed the birds]

[Stole too many emerald blocks]

[Won a battle of wits]

[I’m not sure]

Not sure? How interesting. Well, it is my occupation to tell you exactly what you’ve done incorrectly. Here, let me see…who you are, and we’ll get some answers…

How curious, I cannot seem to find a… singular name to you. No matter, it becomes a simple choice. I’ve had…worse.

I may as well acquit you with my crew if you wish to join the elites of the Admin’s hand. You may as well find a uniform that fits. And don’t try anything stupid; I don’t treat thieves and liars well.

[Ticket Filing]

Due to a sudden…surplus in activity within the Institute, I recommend you firstly schedule a meeting if you wish to talk. You may use my ticket (ask) system to keep yourself in the loop.

Here are some guiding topics you can look for (tags):

Warden’s meeting summaries - Answered lore tickets.

Warden’s solved tickets - Answered asks; lore-neutral/comedy.

Warden mutters - Bits of information; may or may not have lore.

Warden baubles - Little fun facts that may or may not contain headcanon material.

Warden approves - Positive (with an ask) comments.

Warden disproves - Negative (with an ask) comments.

Warden’s wall-worthy art - Reblogging art/posting art (of the Warden).

Warden’s emphasis - Reblogs.

Warden’s task (NEW) - Congrats, you asked about what you’re in for and now you’re informed. (User asks/tagged anon asks)

And don’t forget my reputation system: if you settle on my good side, you’ll be treated…less harsh by the associates and myself. Continuous bad behavior will not amount positively to you (users/tagged anons consistent asks) Now that you’re informed about how to reach me properly, I will show you what improper form is.

[Abiding terms]

Remember, you’re here to make good on the Admin’s side. I cannot believe I have to say this, but several Guests have tried these things. It’s unfortunate. Do not go about harassing other Guests or Associates, or you will be removed from your new lounge and sent somewhere less pleasant. Do not threaten me or any of my members, nor shall you intend harm upon anyone regardless of their charges or history. Do not interact with intent of profane or malicious behaviors; I do not accept bribes of any kind, nor will I tolerate any form of retaliation against these guidelines.

You are here to be reformed, and maybe one day, you’ll become his champion.

Welcome to the Institute.

[DISCLAIMER]: I am not affiliated with MOJANG or TellTale Studios in any way! This is simply a meme/“role-play” account derived from a character produced in association with MOJANG and TellTale. All copyright and trademarks belong to the respective companies.

[Please remember the person behind the blog! I am human! I have feelings and opinions and may not be comfortable with every ask! If I do not answer your ask, it is because I was not comfortable with it.]

[sunshinywarden-mcsm]

I ‘ m n o t a l l t o o s u r e m y s e l f , e s p e c i a l l y c o n s i d e r i n g t h e p o r t a l f r o m m y w o r l d i n t o y o u r s b r o k e a g o o d l o n g w h i l e a g o . I s u p p o s e m y r e d s t o n e s i g n a l s a r e m u c h m o r e p o w e r f u l t h a n i t h o u g h t ?

[Radio Message: Received]

That might be true. Bizarre, still. Even so, with the outlier of connection being made, you somehow managed to pass through the natural firewalls of this place; also meant literally.

Other worlds such as your own must have truly grown far more powerful than originally precedented. Perhaps the Admin should know…

Or maybe… maybe we can keep this between us for now.

[Output_]

[sunshinywarden-mcsm]

Oh hey boss!

Some associates and I couldn't help but notice you sipping on some Tea from time to time... So we decided to install a Tea Maker next to the Coffee machine in the associates lounge.

Use it at any time and as many times as you'd like!

(There is now a Tea Maker next to the Coffee machine in the associates lounge)

Well, I’ll be!

Thank you, my friend, I appreciate the effort and the kindness.

I'm glad something is added attuned to my needs.

[sunshinywarden-mcsm]

You're welcome for the gifts! I just felt like being a little generous.

The name's Purple by the way. Such an original name, I know.

-Purple

*flick*

YEOW!

[comically jumps out from the covers rubbing his head]

Gh—! Yeah, yeah— thank you very much… I think I appreciate it a little too much…

[sunshinywarden-mcsm]

you deserve a break, so here *throws a heated blanket, cookies, and hot coffee at him very gently* ~💚📓

Gah-!

[+1 blanket / +6 cookies / +1 coffee]

I er… thanks. I- I don’t know what I’m to do with all this… but I appreciate the sentiment

Just have to hide the cookies… someone keeps taking them from Inventory…

[sunshinywarden-mcsm]

“An admin lacky? Hmm..didn’t think any admins had pets anymore..at least not where I’m from.” { The draconic form tilted its head } “wonder if you’re kept around for entertainment..” -💫

I am so sorry-?!

A-all due respect, I am no pet! How dare you! And to be entertaining— there’s nothing remotely fascinating about this place or my work! He constructed this place and supplied it with people— if he were interested, I’ll bet he’d be far more invested!

And if he were, he’d smite you on the spot for insolence!

[sunshinywarden-mcsm]

I found a plush of you in my room. Why.

-Radar

I— what??

A plush of me? Of all people? That’s… concerning quite frankly.

I- I’m not even going to answer, because I have no clue.

[sunshinywarden-mcsm]

I hate coffee too, Warden. It's bitter and I don't like that. I always stick with tea whenever I have the option. Preferably sweet tea or green tea.

{!} Anon gives Warden a box full of different kind of teas for him to try, an electric kettle in order to make some (assuming he doesn't have one), and a purple mug with white text that says "#1 Warden". Oh, and the Anon also gives him cake as well.

p.s. whoever gives you coffee is trying to poison you.

[little blush]

O-oh, erm, thanks… I appreciate this; but where did you get such things…? I’ve never encountered a guests so strangely… kind. I-I mean I have an associate or two who’s the same sort of way, but this is just tooth-achingly sweet.

I will certainly be trying these things out, thank you very, very much.

[+1 kettle / +16 pack of tea / +1 legendary mug / +1 cake acquired]

[sunshinywarden-mcsm]

. . . . H E L L O ? ):

I W A S U N D E R T H E I M P R E S S I O N T H A T N O T H I N G W A S B E L O W T H E B E D R O C K . H O W. O D D

[Radio Message: Received]

By the Admin, I’m surprised this thing works! The amount of dust [cough] that sat on this thing made me forget about it.

I’m curious myself just how this place stands, but the Admin is a mystery in and of himself. The things he can do defy the rules of this world. Bedrock is just like any other common stone to him.

But I’m curious, how did a signal— assuming you ARE from the surface— reach all the way down here?

[Output_]

[sunshinywarden-mcsm]

There’s something blue in the corner and it’s pulsing…it spread when someone died near it. Should we be concerned or not. Don’t ask how someone died they just did

-a rather concerned associate

(Sculk <3 fuckin love that stuff//)

Oh— er… uh…

I-I’ll bring that up to the Admin right away, thank you!

Last thing we need is another thing that kills down here.

[sunshinywarden-mcsm]

..It's fine. I'm sure you simply didn't see due to how much work you've been putting into the institute! Is everything going well? - @losers-are-supposed-to-lose

It’s ah— [ahem] it’s got its rises and falls, right? Heheh…

According to a trusted associate while I was at a meeting, Prisoner X attempted breaching 3 times! From what I hear we handled it very well. I’m pleased with how much more effective our associates have become.

Never took you for the… sympathetic type, sir— I-I appreciate it greatly!

[sunshinywarden-mcsm]

So.....ive been hearing a lot about your secret affair with hadrian lately....

I— who— what??!

I beg your pardon?! How dare you!! There is no affair! What are you on about? I haven’t seen a guest with such a name at all!!

[sunshinywarden-mcsm]

cheesecake? :3c

I appreciate it… this isn’t poisoned, right? It looks so bland but it smells wonderful…

[sunshinywarden-mcsm]

WELCOME BACK SIR!!!! In your absence Prisoner X attempted escape erm. Thhree times. And one of the other associates got their arm broke. But we are... working on it !

By the admin— three?! I’m surprised there wasn’t critical damage! Thank you for keeping her in check, I appreciate it greatly.

[sunshinywarden-mcsm]

You would look nice in a scarf like gru's though :] have you ever considered wearing something other than a tie?

How kind of you, Dawn.

I have thought it over, but I feel anything warmer would cause me to overheat. It’s warmer than you’d think in this outfit. Besides, I enjoy the look and feel of authority my tie offers. It symbolizes cleanliness and business, dunnit?

[sunshinywarden-mcsm]

I am back, my friends.

I got called up by the Admin for quite some time— egregiously long meeting, I dare say… [cough].

Anyhow, I apologize for the delay and inconvenience. I hope nothing has gone too awry in my leave.

[IRL NOTE: I FORGOT ABOUT HIM OOPS HES VERY FORGETTABLE. Also dude I’m so slammed lol. Tests, essays, college, work, ehhhhhhh hope I can bring you guys some joy with this cracked Mr. Clean wannabe <3]

[sunshinywarden-mcsm]

Coffee? ☕️

Perhaps. Thanks.

[soft, dainty sip]

Pleugh-!

It’s so bitter! Is this a joke— are you trying to poison me?!

[Without realizing he’s speaking a little too fast to be considered proper…]