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totinos

Just want to be clear about my boundaries.

trashfirefallon-deactivated2019

No one puts drugs in kid’s halloween candy. Especially not expensive drugs.

Here’s the snopes article and stop tagging me in that post.

this-is-lena-winter

Fun fact: you want to know where the whole “poison Halloween candy” bs comes from?

In 1984 Ronald Clark O'Bryan gave his son, daughter and some of their friends cynide laced Pixy Stix (he was intending to poison his own children and gave it to the friends to cover his tracks). When his son ate one and died, O'Bryan told police they’d gotten the candy from a suspicious-looking neighbor. Turns out O'Bryan did it for life insurance money.

Here’s the wiki article: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_Clark_O'Bryan

There are 0 reported cases of children being poisoned or given drugs by strangers in their Halloween candy. However kids, you are 100% more likely to be poisoned by your parents. Happy Halloween.

andreauxminyard

my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty

wrook

My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome

piscesenergy

Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now

My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you I’m ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit

Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you

thehalfricanhoodpoet-deactivate

this post fixed my brows and cleared my skin

mexgraf

Estas últimas tragedias nos dejaron una gran enseñanza. La sociedad mexicana es el reflejo a gran escala de lo que es la familia para el mexicano: podremos tener diferencias pero cuando nos necesitemos ahí estamos apoyando hombro a hombro.

Lamento profundamente el número de víctimas que han dejado todos los desastres naturales que nos han pegado en tan poca diferencia de tiempo, y me uno al dolor de sus familiares. Y sobre todo valoro, respeto y me enorgullezco de todos y cada uno de los rescatistas, y en general de cada uno de los mexicanos que contribuimos de cualquier forma para que se resctaran sobrevivientes, para que los rescatistas pudieran llegar a su destino o mandando víveres, esta unidad que se ha demostrado nos permitirá que nuestro hermoso país salga adelante más rápido y con mucha más fuerza.

❤🇲🇽☀️

¡Te amo México somos una gran familia!

lmaonade

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so-i-did-this-thing

Here it is, the sexiest thing I could think of dressing up as for Halloween.

sanityisonliamatterofperception

Where is the male version of this

so-i-did-this-thing

I DON’T UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION

pinch

christinawald

While looking through my posts, I have left many sketch outing out unfortunately.This is from May at the Art Museum’s Samuri exhibit. A group of us went. They let us use chairs! Fascinating collection…

sonofthestone

when your coconut oil starts solidifying

afrorevolution

saathiray

I don’t even care that I already reblogged this because seriously, how is this not a masterpiece painting hanging in the Smithsonian? Everything about this photo just says Romanticism to me

scribblekin

Hey you remember that huge ass log Ash ran with and tossed in that one episode? Well I calculated how much the log weighs, if you're interested.

You have my attention

frostbytemyrik

I decided to start from the scene where the Bagon originally landed on the log.

Okay, was about to land on it. Point is, it’s the same log Ash threw. Now, Bagon is about 2 ft tall, and since he’s directly above the log, I can get an accurate measurement.

(That was as good as I could get on iPhone Photoshop.) Okay, so the log is 6.5 Bagons long. Multiplying that by two, it’s 13 feet. Now, the calculator I was using required diameter on both ends. I’d say the log’s diameter is fairly consistent all the way around, so I only needed to find one end. For that, I used this image.

The Bagon is a bit far away, but I think the log has roughly the diameter of the height of a Bagon. Two feet, which translates to 24 inches.

Now if you have looked at the top, there was only one thing left I needed to input. Doing some further episode watching, I found the trees in the area looked similar to cottonwood trees. (No image available because I was a tired shit from doing all of that math and bad Photoshopping, so I didn’t take a picture. The episode is called Pinch Healing if you are a tree expert and want to see for yourself. Also, keep in mind that I am anything but a tree expert. All I did were a few Google searches.) So I put in that the tree was cottonwood, and here is the result:

Satoshi/Ash Ketchum, a ten year old boy, almost effortlessly picked up, ran with, and tossed a log that weighed an astounding 1,385 pounds (or about 628.23 kilograms)!

scribblekin

1,385 pounds

groovyghost

bukoya-reblogs

The strongest Pokemon we never knew

andisupreme

phuijl

Surely by now, we all know this boy goes to the gym

flighttune

Technically he goes to several gyms

tabbibeard-deactivated20160428

how does he even let team rocket steal his pikachu at this point when he could break their sternums with his index finger

mala-sadas

I REGRET EVERY INSULT I’VE EVER SAID ABOUT ASH IN MY LIFE

mattysones

i heard ash ketchum has an 8 pack, that ash ketchum is shredded

ken-nigghoul

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destinyrush

I mean, he joined Kaep’s protest and said that the proper way to engage with a nazi is to “run through a MF face, then you don’t gotta worry about them no more” so I’m totally here for this 😂