WHEN I RULE THE WORLD...

hello  true  believers,   it's  me,    gwenpool!

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[supbabies]

riddel·:

𝙴𝙳𝚆𝙰𝚁𝙳'𝚂 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝚆𝚂 𝙺𝙽𝙸𝚃 𝙱𝙴𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙳 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙼𝙰𝚂𝙺,  ———  dark eyes narrowing as her own is 𝚁𝙸𝙿𝙿𝙴𝙳 𝙾𝙵𝙵, revealing the same fuschia - tinted shade of hair.    ❛❛      i see,      ❜❜    it’s deadpan, the remark made with a nod of their chin.    ❛❛      a bigger bodycount than batman, hmm?    not quite difficult considering he doesn’t 𝙺𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝙿𝙴𝙾𝙿𝙻𝙴,      ❜❜    they make to move, but they find that she’s blocking the alleyway.   𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆.   edward grins begrudingly, teeth sharp and shiny as they lean down, their full height cut in half.   ❛❛      if you’ll 𝙴𝚇𝙲𝚄𝚂𝙴 us,      ❜❜    they nod to harvey’s henchmen, the group standing behind edward and waiting,    ❛❛      we have things to do.    not that i don’t appreciate your sense of style, what was it?    gwen, right?   yes, wonderful!    we have lots and lots of 𝙲𝚁𝙸𝙼𝙴𝚂 to commit.      ❜❜

    gloved  fingers  intertwine  at the  small of  her  back,   and  she  flashes  an  angelic  grin,   rocking  back  and  forth  on the  balls  of  her  feet.    “  oh,  you’d  be surprised!   for  every skull  smashed  against the  pavement  or every  criminal  left  hanging upside down without  medical  attention ...    that’s just the stuff you miss  when  you  turn  the  page  and the story goes  on.  “  gwen  remarked,   of  course  talking  about the  subject in terms she knew ...   comic books. 

 “  oh,  right !    yes,  of  course.  “   she  all  but  jumps  out of  their  way,   making a  sweeping  gesture  as if to  signify  the  all  clear.    yet  as  ed walks,   she walks  alongside  them.    “  i  love  how  upfront  you are  about it!  god,  criminal  goals.   say,  you  need a  hand?   not to toot my  own  horn,   but  i’m  kind of  an  experienced  henchman.   i’ve  got a  bazooka!    and  i’m  all  alone  on  a  saturday  night.   like,   if  i’m  not  robbin’  banks,  i’m  not  living.    you know what i  mean  ?? “

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vindictar·:

they huffed and gave gwen a grand, overly dramatic roll of their eyes but were also grinning as they leaned against her.    “    my own private idaho is by far his best film and even then he was largely overshadowed by river phoenix.    ”     they argued just for sake of having something contrary to say.

“    and the only thing that could make that statement more 90′s is to say you listened to it on your own pink,  portable cd player,  and i don’t know if i love you or hate you for it.    ”    leaning toward love.

   “  my own  private  idaho?  jesus, that was like,  the  gayest  thing you’ve ever  said.  “  gwen  said  with  a  triumphant and  fond  fit  of giggles,   momentarily  tossing  her head  back  with  teasing  laughter  --   before  settling  it against  quentin’s  shoulder,   turning  her  blue eyes back to  what was on the  television.     “  and  that’s  saying  something.   i love that for you. “   sorry,  quentin.   she’s  not in the   mood to  argue ...  just  to be a brat,  as always. 

 she  let  out a   snarky  laugh  at the  thought,  covering  her mouth with  one  hand.  “  naw,  i never  had  one  of  those.   did  you have  one of those?  i was one of those  kids  who  dominated  the  car radio  every time we went on  family road trips and stuff.   no  talking,   just  barbie movie soundtracks  and  selena gomez. “

[meallyn]

The Man From U.N.C.L.E. | 2015

[vivienvalentino]

BRITTANY MURPHY Uptown Girls | 2003

[supbabies]

gsb sucks terribly but LOOK @vindictar @kidviciousofficial RECONCILIATION

[keybladesoras]

Peter and MJ Deleted Scene!

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@vindictar​   //   continued!

     gwen  threw  them a  dirty  look  as she  adjusted  herself   a  little  to  make  room  for  quentin  in the  tight  little  space.    although  her  gaze  could  kill,   once  they  sat  down,  she  still  took  the  liberty  of  pulling  the  blanket  she  was  under  over  their  lap,   too.   ah,  spiteful  adoration.    “  shush.  just ‘cuz   it’s  not as  good  as  excellent  adventure  doesn’t  mean  it’s  not  still  good. “

 “   --    are you kidding?   literally  everything  keanu reeves  will ever  star  in  is going  to  be  good.  i  stan,  forever,  periodt.  “     gwen  remarked,  snapping her fingers.     “  back  in my  universe,  i owned  the  bill and ted  soundtrack on  cd,  you  know.  “

[funnypages]

Why Gwen and Quentin broke up

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@riddel​   gets  a surprise  starter  because I Love  Them.

     “   i  may  technically  be  more in the  hero  category  than  the  supervillain  one  --   i  mean,   i’m  in  a  facet of the  avengers,   yet  i have a  waaayyy bigger  body  count  than  batman  --   but,   listen,   i’m  legally  obligated  to  stan  because  you  have  pink  hair,   too.  “   without  care  of a  secret  identity,   she  pulled  off  her  mask  and  pointed  to  her  own  of the  same  shade  as  ed’s.    “  like,  i saw  you and  went  into full  ‘  are you my mommy? ‘ mode.   but,   anyways.   hi !   i’m  gwen.  “

[supbabies]

also , yeah.  gwen is FAT.   DIE MAD ABOUT IT !

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blog canon divergency  regarding  quentin:   gwen would never  get with someone in order to get herself more  “page time”.  the whole point of  UBGP is that she doesn’t see comic characters as just being characters that she can manipulate for her  own  benefit.  that’s the whole thing that keeps her from  being a  supervillain.   she would never take advantage of  quentin  just  to  benefit  her  own  run --  the  point is,  gwen  is  okay  with  dying  in publication if it  means  that  she  be  HERSELF.      

she  does  genuinely  like  quentin.  he  keeps  her  on her  toes  and  complements her  energy  well !   she’s  always been a  natural  button-pusher and  quentin has  too many to  count  ...   that,  and she knows he can be  surprisingly  sweet  underneath  the  rough  edges.   she  would  not  date him and then  subsequently  break  up with him because  she  wants  to  have a “sex sells”  issue  (gsb  in general is  crap when it comes to her characterization) ...  she  WOULD,  however,  probably date and  break  up  with  him  on a whim because she  feels like  too much  of  a  burden  for people to  handle. 

[rikebe]

hey guys how do you like my gwenpool redesign! it’s her but uh she gets to wear pants

guess where she got those shorts ;)

( @diamondsynth made a fic to this very good subject and it’s rly funny, check it out! )

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‘ you would think that wouldn’t you, always with your thinking things. that’s what separates me from you, the thinking. ’ (I am sorry but I just could leave this amazing opportunity to slide)

    “   we  all  know  that,  wade.   it’s  why  you’re  dumbass  and  i’m  Dumbass Lite  ™,   and  all the  dumbasses  read  your  comics and  watch your movies,   and  all the  intellectuals   and people with taste  read  mine.    now,   come  on,   pops. “   she  grabbed  his  hand  in her  own,   making  a run for it  and  dragging  the  poor old  man  along  with  her.    “   let  mama  gwenpool  occupy  the collective  braincell  for  this  thread!  “

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kidviciousofficial·:

HE’S SUPER UNIMPRESSED. ❝ YEAH AND I NEVER WANNA TALK about SHIT and there’s never gonna be a  “ GOOD TIME ”  for this, and frankly– I’m HORRIFIED that i’m doing this at all.  So let’s not even get into the bullshit okay ?  ❞ He points at his own skull. ❝ OMEGA LEVEL TELEPATH remember ? Push comes to shove I CAN just waltz in and figure out what’s up on my own. I’m just not doing that because–  ❞ Because I like you too much to be that kind of a fucked up JERK even if I am worried enough to consider it. ❝ –Because I’m NOT so be grateful and just start SOMEWHERE , literally anywhere and I’ll do the heavy lifting of getting us on a track at all.  ❞ He huffs out a sigh and looks away crossing his arms trying very hard to look annoyed & aloof and not very anxious like he actually is. ❝ And don’t worry, I’m still reserving the right to go off on you.   ❞

     “  oh,  yeah !?   i’d like to  see you  try and  traipse  in  here,   buster.   the inner machinations of my  mind  are a   fucking  enigma.  “    gwen’s  bottom  lip  juts  out,   her  expression  twisting  in  the childish  stubbornness and  anger she  could  possess   as  her  index  finger  jabbed  into  the  other’s  chest.  “  last time  i  tried  to  tell you  anything,   you  totally  looked  at  me  and  acted  like i was  crazy.    can’t  we  just  leave  it  at that?   that  i’m  crazy  and  stupid and  don’t  make  sense?  “     inside  gwen’s  frustration  was  an undertone  of  sadness  :  this concept  that even the  people  she  liked  ...   dare she say,  like quentin  ...   would  never get  her?   would  anybody in any multiverse ever just  get  it?

 “  ...  why  do  you  even care  what’s  going  on  with  me,   anyways,  quentin?   why  don’t  you  just  totally  invade  my  privacy  and  jedi - mind - read  my  thoughts  if you wanna  know  so  bad?  “      aha !   and  the  slight  sadness and  guilt  shows  through  :   gwen  downcasts  her  eyes,  crossing her arms against  her  chest.      “   i thought i was just a pain in your ass.  “

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@kidviciousofficial​   gets a  surprise  starter!

    “   listen,   i  appreciate  your  concern  and  all,   but  i  really  don’t  want  to  talk  about  this.    not  with  you,   not  right  now,  i  mean  ...    i don’t  even  know  where  i’d  start.  “     who  would have thought  that  quentin,   who seemed like  such an  insensitive  asshole,   would  genuinely  be ...  what?  worrying  about  her?      she  raised  a  hand  to  pat his  cheek  lightly.     “  can’t you  just,  like,   get  mad  and  yell  at me  some  more  instead?    i  know how to handle that.  “

[spideynerds]

Gwenpool Strikes Back #1 Poor Pete lol