After the trainwreck that was my final, I need some COD brainrot to make myself feel better so… yeah-
Random COD hcs, (some romantic)
TW/CW: stalkerish behavior (Nikto), affectionate biting (Naga)
Characters: Naga, Soap, Ghost, Roach, König, Horangi, Nikto
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-I love this guy honestly. (@ratkingah , I still love that edit you made of him for me, one of my prized possessions lmao). I just think he’s pretty <3
-I am a firm believer in split tongue Naga, it’s only right.
-an artist I love from Bsky drew him with some subtle freckles and I actually love it so much—
-He can sleep anywhere. He’s used to dozing off in his perch if he’s sniping someone. Although because he’s supposed to be aware, he’s also a fairly light sleeper, if he’s on a mission.
-Otherwise, he honestly sleeps like the dead.
-I feel like he sleeps half off the bed. He runs way too warm to be fully under the covers unless it’s properly cold where he’s sleeping.
-If he cooks for you, you had better have a good spice tolerance or tell him to tone down the heat, because he likes his food HOT-
-He isn’t one to be cuddled, or at least I can’t imagine him wanting to be cuddled all that much. He prefers being the big spoon 9/10 times.
-Like I mentioned, he runs warm, so I can’t imagine you need that many blankets if you’ve got him holding you. He’s like a heated blanket.
-He’s not a big bulky guy, he isn’t like some of the fanart of Ghost who has biceps as big as your thighs, he’s more lean muscle, but he’s still quite strong. He’s not lumpy at least lol
-I can see him biting simply out of affection (and definitely not projecting here-). Not even hard, just like how cats do sometimes when they want attention.
-He’s very touchy, just with people in general, not even just you. Maybe not rookies, but people he likes, absolutely.
-Patting Gaz or Ghost on the back or shoulder, giving you a side hug, or a full hug if you want, high fiving Price, stuff like that
-Sleeps like a star fish, all over the bed, OR he’s being your weighted blanket. Then you both get to feel like you’re being cuddled.
-He doesn’t run as warm as Naga, but he’s pretty comfortable. Also a little more plush than Naga, not quite chubby but not as lean as Naga
-Soap can’t cook for shit, but he still shows how he loves you other ways. He’s a snuggler, and oh my god the nicknames don’t stop-
-I feel like he actually takes pretty good care of his skin. No 15-in-one for him lol
-Total opposite of Soap in terms of the skincare… usually. If he feels particularly gross after a long mission where he couldn’t shower for days, he’s stealing some of Soap’s stuff
-He is more of a texture eater, like I am. He’s a big fan of buttered noodles, and puffed rice cakes (I love both ngl, also projecting-)
-He prefers being cuddled once he gets used to the affection, but he doesn’t mind cuddling you from time to time as well. Let’s face it, he’s been through shit, he likes being cared for.
-He’s wary of physical affection at the start, he’s more of a gifting guy or an acts of service kind of guy. I feel like he makes absolutely AMAZING bread. Plus he gets the catharsis of SLAMMING the bread on the counter like someone people do- it’s very entertaining to watch.
-If you’re cuddling him, he likes his head on your chest. He likes feeling that you’re alive, your heartbeat in his ear, and lord knows you aren’t going anywhere, not if he has anything to say about it.
-Kind of selective mute? Can talk when needed, like responding to orders or giving information over the radio, but he honestly prefers not to talk most of the time.
-VERY animated sign language, especially if he’s excited by the topic.
-Loves listening to you talk too. He’s always got an ear for you, even if it’s just what you did that day, or the way you hate how the pants you’re wearing fit and that you need to get more comfortable ones.
-Loves bugs, honestly. He keeps a journal, since he tends to space out and forget what he did in a day, and it helps him remember what duties he’s done. He doodles bugs on the pages and has bug stickers.
-Cute little tan lines on his face from his goggles that he wears almost everywhere
-It’s a double sided cuddle, you’re both just kinda tangled in one another, and it honestly takes a minute to untangle when you ultimately have to get up.
-He hoards snacks around base, just little caches. They’re in the weirdest places too, places where only he’d think to look. Of course, you’re special, and he tells you where they are… if you can actually get to them, that is.
-He’s also a texture eater. He loves gummies, especially the peelable gummies, cuz there’s an extra little task to keep him occupied. He likes the peach ones the best.
-Also those chocolate wafer roll things? Idk what they’re called, but he loves those.
-He loves to draw on his hands, and yours if you don’t mind it. Of course, it’s usually bugs, or stars, or other little stuff. If you have specific hyperfixations, he’s happy to doodle them on your arms and hands, especially seeing how happy it makes you.
-He’s not really as squishy as most people make him out to be, he can and will yell at someone if he has to, he’s a colonel
-But he has his preferences, his ways of remaining comfortable. For one thing, he’s not going to be in charge of tours or getting to know rookies, unless he chooses to. He needs the time to mentally prepare the energy for it.
-He prefers to body-double with you more than be super chatty, especially if he’s had a bad anxiety day. He likes the company, it’s a little hard to make friends if just talking to people makes his hands clammy.
-He’s happy to listen if you like to talk a lot. He tends to zone out when he’s listening too, so you can be yapping and he’s just staring like 👁️👁️ lol. He doesn’t mean to, it just kinda happens. Also he likes to admire you so sometimes it is intentional.
-He struggles to sleep most of the time, simply because his brain doesn’t really slow down, and a lot of it is overthinking. But once you show up and give him proper cuddles and get all the stress-static in his brain to stop? He sleeps hard, and he’s crushing you into the bed-
-He likes holding your hand a lot. Stroking your knuckles, playing with your fingers, he likes it.
-UGLY laugh… he got his nose broken years ago and so now he has the ugliest snort laugh ever, it’s honestly adorable though. If you actually make him laugh, he can’t fucking stop because the snorting is just so funny, even with his insecurities.
-Sharper teeth than a normal person. Tiger teefs :3
-Loves raw seafood. He’s literally drooling in seafood or sushi restaurants. Raw tuna is his favorite.
-Yk how people have invisible stripes/skin patterns? (This is real, I’m not joking, it’s called Blaschko’s Lines) His are visible, and look like tiger stripes.
-He likes to be the cuddler, you’re getting spooned whether you like it or not! Although he doesn’t mind being cuddled occasionally. He likes when you lay on him, like a weighted blanket.
-He isn’t a picky eater at ALL, and he likes to order something new whenever you go out to eat. He won’t force it on you, he gets that not everyone likes everything. If you’re a nuggets only kind of person, he won’t complain, but he may give you gentle nudges towards something healthier or something that isn’t just… nuggets-
-Heterochromia, one eye blue and one eye green, both are fairly dark in terms of shade though.
-FULL ARM SLEEVE TATTOOS. I will die on this hill, tattoos are hot 😭
-His love language is… low-key stalkerish-
-He kinda just lurks, observing you, taking note of what you like, to start with. If you tell him to knock it off, he will, but he’s still hyper aware of your interests.
-He’s also cautious about letting you cuddle him. He’s honestly not a huge fan of physical touch, and he’ll tolerate it for your sake but he isn’t really going to go out of his way for it.
-if he feels safe enough to remove his mask, then consider yourself very lucky. He HATES his scars, on bad days he has trouble even looking in mirrors
-If he’s having one of his flashbacks or he’s dissociating, it’s better not to touch him. Just stay nearby to make sure he’s okay once he comes back to reality, but don’t try to snap him out of it. He may hurt you without meaning to if it’s a flashback or if he’s not fronting and someone who isn’t so gentle is, and he really doesn’t want that. If that does happen, he’ll be hesitant to even touch you for a while, but he doesn’t blame you.
-The most physical touch he’ll seek out is to hold your hand or put a hand on you to reassure himself at night that you’re still there.
-He likes to just lurk, observing you, if you don’t mind him just kinda creeping in the doorway. If you create things, either drawings or trinkets, and give him something, he nods silently and accepts it, and keeps it very well taken care of. A rookie stole a keychain you gave him in an attempt to look good, and nearly met god when Nikto figured out who took it.
There, the sillies! I really just wrote for my favorites, because I’m gonna be totally honest, I don’t really get to know characters I don’t hyperfixate on- that’s just how my brain works, I do not control the brainrot- kinda tempted to write for horangi now—
