"Trust me kiddo, once you get older you’ll realize just how blasphemous a thing you just said to any working class man or woman in America. The weekends need to be for rest not only for sanity but for health. It’s a staple of the American economy to have days off to just vegetate. To be lazy is to be American kiddo, trust me."
"Being American is about going out and playing Football and riding bikes and stuff like that. But if you must stay in and sleep one day, I guess we can compromise as long as you promise not to waste both days of the weekend just lying around."











