Billy Batson

"Be good, and good will follow." Junior - Delta - 15

[fastestyouveeverseen-archiv-blog]

"Trust me kiddo, once you get older you’ll realize just how blasphemous a thing you just said to any working class man or woman in America. The weekends need to be for rest not only for sanity but for health. It’s a staple of the American economy to have days off to just vegetate. To be lazy is to be American kiddo, trust me."

[super-billybatson]

"Being American is about going out and playing Football and riding bikes and stuff like that. But if you must stay in and sleep one day, I guess we can compromise as long as you promise not to waste both days of the weekend just lying around."

[fastestyouveeverseen-archiv-blog]

"Yeah I can also vibrate through walls, or my hand through a door to unlock it if I need. There’s a whole slew of things you can do if you can just think it up. I can run up the sides of buildings and create vortexes with my hands too if I want."

[super-billybatson]

"Dude, that is absolutely awesome. I wouldn't really have to run up buildings since I can fly, but it is awesome that you can just defy gravity by running so fast and stuff."

[martiangirlhunter]

An Encounter of the Fourth Kind || OPEN

[super-billybatson]

  "Let’s hope that it won’t actually come to me needing to say the word, but based on the stuff we’ve already been through at this school, I very much doubt that there won’t be something else that comes up that require my assistance."

Billy walks in behind her, setting the bag downs as quickly as possible without actually dropping them. Letting out a breath of exhaustion, he swings his arms a little, trying to let blood flow back into them to help stop the burning sensation. Once he felt a little bit more relaxed, he continued speaking with, “I don’t think the faculty actually mind if we use our powers. I mean, as long as we don’t use them to cheat or break stuff anyways. Besides, after the teacher’s turned out to be robots that tried to kill us a few weeks back, I think we all have a little bit more leniency when it comes to the rules now.”

[martiangirlhunter]

The rest of Billy’s words are swept away once Megan hears his last sentence. “Wait, the teachers tried to kill you! Oh my gosh! What happened!” She says as she stares wide eyed in slight disbelief.

[super-billybatson]

"Well, yeah, but I mean it all turned out alright. I'm, uh, not exactly sure how to explain it," said Billy as he rubbed the back of his head. After giving it a few moments thought of how to word it, Billy continued explaining, "So, the teacher's weren't exactly themselves. They ended up being these, like, super robots who kind of absorbed our powers and attacked us. But don't be scared of the school now! I promise you that the school is not normally like that! The odds of the faculty trying to kill you is most likely really really low."

[ironbornheir]

Wally sat up and rubbed his eyes for a second. “7:30? Jeez, I guess I was out cold.” He chuckled and looked back at the boy who woke him up, “Dude, thanks a million for not letting me sleep any longer. I probably would have been here for the next two or three days honestly.” He nodded as he listened to the other boy explain the situation he was in almost down to the last detail. “Exactly! That’s exactly what it is!”

The more he looked at the dark haired boy in front of him, the more familiar he looked. “I feel like I’ve seen you around here quite a bit, and I hate to ask, but could you give me a refresher on your name?” He gave the other boy an apologetic smile.

[super-billybatson]

"Trust me, I know what that's like," Billy says as he begins to log onto his computer. "It is almost like teachers forget that we are taking, like, seven other classes besides theirs. Or maybe they just don't think we need sleep to survive."

Billy turned his chair towards Wally, introducing himself, "Don't worry about it. I'm Billy. Billy Batson. And don't feel bad if you ever need to ask again. Trust me, I know how hard it is to keep track of everyone's name around here."

[fastestyouveeverseen-archiv-blog]

"Actually I did, sorta. I was in a coma for a few months, but once I got out of it I used my speed for everything just to test myself. I still test myself til this day. I’ve come up with so many new uses for my powers you wouldn’t believe it. Like right now if I wanted to, I could give you my speed and the protective aura so you don’t friction burn to death. We’d be sharing it, but yeah, I can do it."

[super-billybatson]

"Can you really? That's awesome! One time, I zapped a tiger I know at the zoo and it grew really big and attacked Black Adam for me, but that was mostly by accident, so I don't know if  I could actually do that again."

[fastestyouveeverseen-archiv-blog]

"Yeah, sleep. I’ve been lucky to manage an hour or two a night before heading back to Central for the Graveyard shift." He laughs, "I need to sleep more than Wally needs food at this point. Trust me kiddo."

[super-billybatson]

"You'll have plenty of time to sleep when you're dead! Sleeping in would be one thing, but I will make it my own personal mission if I have to to make sure you don't spend all weekend laying around!"

[fastestyouveeverseen-archiv-blog]

"Practice makes perfect though Bil’ and you do need to learn to use your powers to their potential at some point, right?"

[super-billybatson]

"Well maybe, it just, uh, seems like there is a better way to practice. When you first got your powers, did you practice by picking up your messes at super speed?"

[fastestyouveeverseen-archiv-blog]

"Well yeah, I’m not that kind of guy. Maybe Hal is, but that’s beside the point. I just don’t plan on leavin’ my room is all. Or my bed for that matter."

[super-billybatson]

"Not to sound rude, but that is a waste of a perfectly good weekend! You  can get so much done in one weekend! There has to be something you've been wanting to get done, but haven't had the time for!"

[fastestyouveeverseen-archiv-blog]

"Well that sounds like a perfectly good waste of time. Why don’t you take this as an opportunity to improve your dexterity or something? Or heck, say your magic word and use your speed to clean this up. there’s always an opportunity to use your powers, right?"

[super-billybatson]

"I doubt the eternal wizard would appreciate me calling for his help just because I was clumsy and made a mess."

[fastestyouveeverseen-archiv-blog]

You okay there kiddo?

[super-billybatson]

"I think so. But I think I'm just going to go die of embarrassment now."

[fastestyouveeverseen-archiv-blog]

I am soooo glad it’s Friday. Hello no work! Hello no homework! Hello no pants!

[super-billybatson]

"Do us all a favor and please actually wear pants when you go out."

[super-billybatson]

[thedaringdevil]

He’s also really powerful, and I don’t know how he’d react. 

I guess that could work though pal, you’re pretty smart when it comes to this sort of thing, huh?

[super-billybatson]

I doubt he'd attack you. I think. Hopefully. Maybe just to be safe, you should do it with a lot of people around.

Being honest is just always the best way to go about things. Otherwise, things just get messy. But don't worry, because I can teach you the ways of honesty, my young grasshopper.

[thedaringdevil]

I think it is, now that you mention it.

I can’t even carry it. I have to get him to take it away and accept it as a gift. But first I need to owe him one, so I need to play damsel in distress or something.

[super-billybatson]

Well, maybe you could just be honest? I mean, if he'd kill an animal for you as a gift, I doubt he'd get his emotions hurt over you being honest with him. Just nicely tell him dead animals smell even worse to you, but you appreciated the attempt.

[thedaringdevil]

I think that’s the point of our squad to be honest. 

I vote neither still, both are detrimental to my powers. 

[super-billybatson]

Wait, is the point of our squad is for all the unique people to get together, or for the weird people who don't belong anywhere else?

Well, the real question then is what are you going to do with it? I mean, you have to get the thing out of your room, but you can't exactly just throw it in a dumpster, right? 

[martiangirlhunter]

An Encounter of the Fourth Kind || OPEN

[martiangirlhunter]

"Yikes! I can see why you wouldn’t want to say it too often…" She pauses before continuing. "If there’s anyone who doesn’t want to cause a huge scene, it’s me, so you can be sure I won’t be bugging you to say your magic word anymore…. unless it’s really needed." 

"Oh, no! I’m not that special. I only wish I could cast spells… sorcerers and sorceresses are so cool! But I’m not really any good with magic, so… I just stick to what I can do. Which I’ll show you once we get in my room… I know it must sound a little strange, but I don’t want to cause a scene. And now that I think about it, I don’t think the faculty would want us using our powers on just any passing whim. And then there’s the fact that you’ve just been standing here holding my bags for the last couple minutes! Sorry!.” She giggles as she unlocks the door to her dorm, opening it and stepping inside.

[super-billybatson]

"Let's hope that it won't actually come to me needing to say the word, but based on the stuff we've already been through at this school, I very much doubt that there won't be something else that comes up that require my assistance."

Billy walks in behind her, setting the bag downs as quickly as possible without actually dropping them. Letting out a breath of exhaustion, he swings his arms a little, trying to let blood flow back into them to help stop the burning sensation. Once he felt a little bit more relaxed, he continued speaking with, "I don't think the faculty actually mind if we use our powers. I mean, as long as we don't use them to cheat or break stuff anyways. Besides, after the teacher's turned out to be robots that tried to kill us a few weeks back, I think we all have a little bit more leniency when it comes to the rules now."

[thedaringdevil]

He’s an Asgardian, they’re all weird.

I would, but they would fry my senses. 

[super-billybatson]

Wait, we have an Asgardian on our squad? Man, we definitely take the award for most diverse squad now.

But the real question is would you rather your senses be overloaded by dead animal smell of the wonderful smell of Ocean Breezes?