PinkHeart

The Hero For Hire

[super-pinkheart]

God insurance fees are a nightmare, you throw ONE bad guy through an office building and youve got a mountain of paperwork to deal with. God forbid a girl do good in this economy

[demilypyro]

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

[super-pinkheart]

Got a job today from a kid getting picked on at school, bullying is a real issue in America but not really worth the time of a superhero like me.

Anyway I hanged the bully by his underwear from the flagpole, Dont be bullies kids!

[super-pinkheart]

When I'm not on duty I do occasionally use the helmet of the PinkHeart suit to watch bad romance movies, theres actually a compartment in the chest armour that holds my snacks too.

A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do.

Have to be careful about it though, last time I got a bit distracted and Doctor Devious almost blew up an orphanage.

[super-pinkheart]

For those of you asking, no the pinkheart suit doesn't allow me to go to the restroom, really its a design flaw and Im gonna rectify that with the next model, yes I do have to take the suit all the way off, and yes, it is a hassle.

[super-pinkheart]

Just had to save this guy, then he got really weird about the whole Hero For Hire thing, said he shouldnt have to pay because he didnt technically hire me, just a long series of antics in discussion and I ended up walking away. Like, he makes some good points but also a girls gotta put food in her plate somehow yknow, think about that yknow.

Being a Hero isnt for the faint of heart.

[super-pinkheart]

For those of you asking, Yes, the Superhero Doctor Fission is my uncle. My superhero career is NOT nepotism, I made all my gadgets AND my suit myself. He just taught me how to be a superhero, and thats what I do for work. No different than a family member teaching a kid how to draw, and they go on to do commisions.

Geez 🙄🙄🫩🫩

[super-pinkheart]

If your friend group isnt discussing

• Your Coterie of villains

• Making Gadgets and Gizmos

• The propaganda surrounding the disdain for renewable energy and especially the negative look towards nuclear energy

• Foiling Evil Plots

You need to find new friends. Your Network is your Networth.

[super-pinkheart]

Using renewable energy for my suit is such a bother, if I have one more villain try to darken the sun so my solar panels dont work I'm going back to Nuclear.

[super-pinkheart]

Accidentally threw Doctor Devious through some poor guys car, I really hope he's got villain insurance :(