The Sarcastic Unicorn

Even unicorns can be sarcastic sometimes. Part k-pop, part sarcasm, part anime, part astrology, part other random stuff. Corinne Nail blog: allthatglitterssparkles Stim blog: stimunicorn

[gaelgarcia]

There was an idea, to bring together a group of remarkable people.

[kirstengillibrand]

[cherie-creme-deactivated2020012]

this cant fuckin be real

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

Wow

[spongebob-daily]

[bardnuts]

this episode was so stressful

[livelaughloveatrandom-deactivat]

My heart couldn’t take it

[madqueensarah]

If you’re an adult, do the stuff you couldn’t as a kid.

Like, me and my sister went to a museum, and they had an extra exhibit of butterflies. But it cost £3. So we sighed, walked past, then stopped. We each had £3. We could see the butterflies. And we did it was great. We followed it up with an ice-cream as well because Mum and Dad weren’t there to say no.

I was driving back from a work trip with 2 other people in their early 20s, and we drove past a MacDonalds. One of the others went “Aww man, I’d love a McFlurry.” And the guy driving pulled in to the drive through. It was wild. But it was great.

I went to a park over the weekend and I was thinking “Man, I’d love to hire one of those bikes and cycle round the park.” It took me a few minutes to go “Wait, I can hire one of those bikes!”

I guess what I’m saying is, those impulsive things you wanted to do as a kid - see the dinosaur exhibit, play in the fountains with the other kids, lie in the shade for 2 hours - you can do when you’re an adult. You have to deal with a whole lot of other bull, but at least you can indulge your inner 8 year-old.

[effervescentbi]

[quorrat-deactivated20141105]

[wadey-wilson]

[approach]

lol

[lgbtunis-moved]

OP literally traded his entire family and Narnia for some turkish delights but go off I guess

[pukicho]

[kiyokospeaks]

The more I see of Eric Andre the more I’m convinced he is some chaotic neutral trickster god sent to the mortal plane to torment us

[childlikemperor]

why dont we ever talk about how movies condition girls to associate glasses and curly hair with ugliness because that is so fucking damaging to young girls who grow up seeing girls who look like them always be the “before” of every makeover

[fredersen]

read this post. read it again. read it two more times. read it aloud. i want this to be ingrained into peoples’ minds

[fuckyeahstills-blog]

[pointnclick]

look at this fucking medieval oyster drawing i just found

[hunters-schafer]

Siblings we deserve

[ravenclaw-headcanons]

900. Ravenclaws meeting a vampire and just quizzing them for hours on what life was like 400 years ago

[babyanimalgifs]

Animal snaps

[deejay]

Avengers 4 (2019)

[ruinedchildhood]