“I Don’t Know What You Heard…”

Hello! This is an RP/Ask blog from the perspectives of Matt Miller and Asha Odekar from the Saints Row series. While I (Bya) personally ship them romantically, I’m going to try to portray their relationship here as generally ambiguous.

[super-spy-and-her-tech-guy]

“Are we recording?”

“All set.”

“Good. Welcome, new recruits. We look forward to seeing you further your career at MI6.”

“Or perhaps you’re one of the Saints checking in on us, in which case, how the bloody hell did you manage to get ahold of this training video? That’s classified information, thank you very much! Was it Kinzie?”

“Matt.”

“Sorry. Overreacted there.”

“I’m Asha Odekar, one of MI6’s top agents. The cute dork in blue lipstick next to me is Matt Miller, my handler.”

“Oi! I’m not a dork!”

“But you don’t deny being cute?”

“We’re getting off track here. Bottom line is, if you have any questions for us, our inbox is open.”

“This goes for everyone, Saints included. Odekar out.”

“R4gn0r0k out.”

“Matt, you can’t go by that code na—” *STATIC*

OOC - This blog may have 18+ content, and suggestive references. Minors please DNI, or you’ll be blocked. Like it says in the description, Matt and Asha’s relationship will be portrayed as it is in the games; Generally ambiguous with a flirty/romantic lean. The Saints Row timeline is screwy, but this blog will either take place post SR4, or an alternate timeline where the Boss’s presidency still happens, but the Zin never invaded. Semi-active, may not answer all asks right away. Thank you for your patience!

[byakurenbreak]

“Botched that, didn’t you? I’m still alive.”

My Reboot Boss, Sylvia Odeller. She’s meant to be the daughter of Matt Miller and Asha Odekar.

[super-spy-and-her-tech-guy]

“Ah, our little girl, all grown up and making a mark in the world.”

“Good to see she’s doing well.”

[super-spy-and-her-tech-guy]

Matt, if you could try to survive against any horror movie villain for 24 hours to get $50 million, who are you picking?

“Samara from The Ring. Multiple reasons - You dont actually meet her until 7 days after you’ve been cursed, and you can’t exactly watch the tape if you don’t have a VCR. Who even has those anymore?”

“I think she can evolve to use DVDs or internet too… And you still get cursed if you receive the tape in question regardless if you watch it.”

“Well, shit. Um… Ghost Face, then! He has a knife? I have a gun.”

[super-spy-and-her-tech-guy]

[[Hey, Bya here! Just letting y’all know I’m not dead, I’ve just been busy - (I’m in a local community theater production of Grease, I’m playing the role of Jan~). My inbox is still open, so feel free to interact if you want to! God knows this fandom needs more content.]]

[saintly-hacker-kinz-3]

“Ooh, thanks for the idea!”

“You’ve been in that situation so many times, Asha. How many will you have?”

“Twelve.”

Damn- twelve?? That's a lot, but you do you.

[super-spy-and-her-tech-guy]

“Oh, you know. Perks of the job.”

“This is why I stay behind screens.”

[byakurenbreak]

Obviously I couldn’t make *every single* Saints Row character into a Mii, but I’ve managed to do a decent job with a lot of them!

In order of appearance - Johnny Gat, Aisha, Pierce, Shaundi, Carlos, Lin, Troy, Dex, Oleg, Kinzie, Zimos, Viola, Kiki, Josh Birk, Angel, Donnie, Rina (Boss OC), CID, Matt Miller, Asha Odekar, Benjamin King, Jezebel, Neenah, Sylvia (Reboot Boss OC), Eli, Kevin

If I didn’t add any certain characters, they’re either a pain in the ass to design, I forgot about them, or I straight up don’t like them (Sorry, not sorry, Zinyak, Julius and Killbane.)

[byakurenbreak]

Okay but why does this actually fit them??

[super-spy-and-her-tech-guy]

“Jesus, Matt! You know better than to sneak up behind me like that!”

“I keep forgetting how strong you can be…”

[byakurenbreak]

A small compilation of every Matt and Asha interaction in Saints Row IV.

Official personal headcanon - Matt and Asha didn’t start seeing each other romantically until a week before the Zin invasion, and began a relationship shortly after “From Asha With Love”.

[super-spy-and-her-tech-guy]

“Matt, what are you up to?”

“Ah, just messing around with some character creation in a game. I’m imagining what our kids would look like if we had any.”

*Snorts* “Of course you’d be doing that…”

“…Huh. She’s actually rather cute. She’s got your eyes.”

“And your hair. Has a bit of your voice, too.”

“Does she have a name?”

“…Sylvia. Sylvia Aisha Odeller.”

“Aww, that’s lovely… Wait. Isn’t that the name of Nyte Blayde’s late wife?”

“Oh, would you look at the time! I gotta go! Seeya, love.”

“Oi, get back here, you cheeky little-!”

[super-spy-and-her-tech-guy]

Matt, if you could successfully hack into any computer, real or fictional, what would it be?

“God, so many to choose from! If I wasn’t deathly afraid of… Well, death, I’d take a crack at hacking AM.”

“AM?”

“AM. Allied Mastercomputer. Adaptive Manipulator. Aggressive Menace. The manifestation of hatred itself… He’s from I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream.”

“I’m surprised you’re invested in other media besides Nyte Blayde.”

“Oi…”

[super-spy-and-her-tech-guy]

Do either of you have pets?

“Ah, yeah! My old pal, Zip! He’s a raccoon. Found him in a dumpster when he was just a baby.”

“I’ve been meaning to ask, why the name ‘Zip’?”

“I wanted to name him something techy… Then I remembered .zip files existed.”

“Ah. Should have guessed. I don’t have a pet myself, but I like cats.”

[super-spy-and-her-tech-guy]

If you two could have any useless superpower, what would it be? And by useless superpower I mean a superpower that the only real use is your own amusement

“I’m not sure if it counts, since I do it anyway, but… Telling people they lost The Game. The looks on their faces when they realize what I’m talking about are priceless… You lost The Game, by the way.”

“Its a toss up between that, and breaking the fourth wall.”

“Ooh, yeah, that’s a good one.”

[super-spy-and-her-tech-guy]

Can I come? To the wedding that is. Just hope Matt doesn't recognise me as one of his old colleagues. Ouch.

“I mean, I guess?”

“We’ve still got a couple years before we consider doing that, so. Plenty of time to think about it.”

[super-spy-and-her-tech-guy]

*flustered* ..I do apologise. All jokes aside, I'm sure mummy Miller is lovely.

“Thank you. Yeah, she’s… Really great.”

“She keeps asking us when the wedding is.”

“Really, now? She knows that we’ve only been together for six months, right…?”

[super-spy-and-her-tech-guy]

I'm not from the UK.. forgive me. But why cake? Is it bad.. to take the cake?

“It means you’re overdoing something.”

[super-spy-and-her-tech-guy]

Taking the.. cake? Well, I haven't taken any cakes.

“What do you think, Matt? Does this person know it’s a figure of speech, or are they fucking with us?”

“If it’s who I think it is… It’s probably the latter.”

“Only one way to find out.” *Asha kisses Matt.*

[super-spy-and-her-tech-guy]

*coughs in Spanish accent* *attempts British accent* MATT MILLUH- Clean yuh crust pants!! How did I do? Do I sound like Mummy Milluh? Bo'ul wa-ah, innit.

“What on earth is your problem?? I know Matt has his enemies, but this is really taking the cake…”